Poor, poorNigel Farage. In any ordinary week, his consolation prize for missing out on a knighthood would be the Gerald Ratner Golden Knuckleduster (0.002 carat;touch it for a second, have a rash for a month) for Most Cataclysmic Instant Rebranding.
This is no ordinary week, however, and the Oscars finale robs him of another title he did more to deserve it than its actual recipients.When Woody Allen was asked how he would most want to be reincarnated, he said As Warren Beattys fingertips. Now those fingertips will be remembered less for gliding over Hollywoods most desirable women (check out the A-Z lists) than for grasping a card reading Best Actress, Emma Stone, La La Land while their owner gazed out sheepishly at the millions observing his bemusement around the world.
For all that, you wouldnt want to underplay the damage dealt to the Farage brand by the latest model to roll off the inexhaustible factory line of Ukip superfiasci. Nigel is furious with Douglas Carswell, the partys lone MP, over the latters efforts to stop him getting the knighthood Nigel deems his due reward for Brexit.
He has been furious with Carswell ever since that erstwhile Tory MP defected and won the Clacton by-election under the purple banner. He patently regards Carswell as an effete intellectual ponce, and his ambition to detoxify Ukip by moving the focus away from immigration as a treacherous affront to himself.That fury has boiled over with the leak of emails showing Carswell being mischievous when he was asked to help get Farage a knighthood by Malcolm Pearson. If that entrant on the capacious honours board of Ukip farceurs escapes you, it was Pearson who, when leader of Ukip,denied having read his own manifesto before the 2010 electionin a tone implying he wouldnt have the bloody thing in the house.
Nigel Farage says 'our real friends speak English'
This genius is so loyal to his predecessor andsuccessor on the Ukip iron throne that he originally hoped to wangle hima peerage. When that plan was abandoned for one of two reasons either 1) Nigel would have had to quit as an MEP, which he didnt care to do,or 2) The noble Baron Farage of Whiteseville in the County of Albinoshire? Are you pulling my bell end? his thoughts turned to a K.
In late December, Pearson asked Carswell to report on how his knighthood lobbying was going. As promised, I did speak to the government Chief Whip, emailed Carswell. Perhaps we might try angling to get Nigel an OBE next time round? For services to headline writers?The cheeky bleeder well knew how Farage would take the idea of an OBE. For guidance on this, we turn to a late expert on etiquette. An OBE is what you get, said Michael Winner on refusing one in 2006, if you clean the toilets well at Kings Cross Station.
But surely, you must be thinking, mainline termini toilet cleaners are the kind of people for whom Farage fights the good fight? Wouldnt an anti-establishment warrior,who in the US on the weekend cited the Brexit-Trump axis as the start of a global revolution, prefer a humble OBE to show solidarity with ordinary folk?Isnt a knighthood the emblem of how a self-serving political class rewards its cronies and donors? Could there be a tawdrier mascot for a decadent establishment than a K?
Apparently there could. And so Nigels man of the people schtick (never that convincing, but not as laughably exposed as now)can be seen spinning clockwise towards the reputationalU-bend.
The rotten luck here for dearNige is that there was no recent precedent of a populist icon who, after presenting his public work as wholly altruistic, was caught petulantly screeching about being denied a knighthood. Had there been, it would have warned him that rampant hypocrisy and a glaring sense of entitlement can incinerate any brand.Instead, the latest Ukip golden balls-up since Paul Nuttalls Walter Mitty tribute act finds Farage screaming in print that Ukip will collapse unless Carswell is expelled from the party.
This is a pretty useful working definition of politicalnihilism. Im no Stephen Hawking, but you neednt be Lucasian Professor of Mathematics to master this equation: if you have one MP, and you subtract one MP, what youre left with is nil MPs.
Advocating for a parliamentary strength of zero is an eccentric way to hammer home the message about Brexit restoring parliamentary supremacy. So if Carswell is kicked out, one hopes Nigel will have another crack at becoming an MP by standing against him in Clacton.
Eighth times a charm and if he does finally plant his bum on the green benches, it would only be the beginning of the rapid surge to Downing St that would end, as it does for all male ex-premiers, with the choice of knighthood or peerage.
Dont take my word for it. Farage will make a fine UK Prime Minister. Looking forward to that, tweets David Duke.
Lose a knighthood, gain the admiration of a formerImperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan Swings and roundabouts for plain Mister Nigel there as the crazy hurtling of the Ukip rollercoaster leaves it clinging to relevance by the tips of its fingers.
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