Those Crazy Caucasians

From Clifford F. Thies:

A group calling itself the "Former Majority Association for Equality" is offering scholarships for white males at Texas Tech at San Marcos. Applicants must carry at least a 3.0 GPA and be at least 25 percent caucasian.

Not quite in the same league as Bill Gates' Billionium Scholarship Fund, open to anyone who is not white, the group hopes to raise enough money to award five scholarships of $500 each.

As to who qualifies as "caucasian," the organization says anybody whose lineage is at least 25 percent caucasian. Let's see. That would include such disadvantaged Americans as Halle Barry, Tiger Woods, Derek Jeter and, of course, President Obama.

Next on the agenda? Caucasian Heritage Month, Caucasian Entertainment Television, Caucasian Studies?