You? she said, incredulous. Essential?
She started laughing and has been laughing pretty much ever since.
I think she has cabin fever, or maybe even a real fever.
Im no doctor, but I think the missus is a couple days shy of chasing me into the bathroom, chopping a hole in the door, then sticking her head through and shouting, Heres Johnny!
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. But the opposite is true, too.
So I decided to go outside, sit in my car and call somebody.
And just who," my wife asked, "are you going to talk to?
Nobody, I replied, walking out the door.
Nobody lives in Keene, N.H., about 60 miles away from where were staying in Vermont. Last year, he legally changed his given name, Rich Paul, to, well, Nobody.
Nobody is part of the libertarian Free State movement. He thinks government is too big and pretty much useless, and believes people should smoke more weed, which, in the middle of a pandemic, sounds pretty reasonable to me.
Nobody didnt fare so well in the mayoral election last year.
I got about 2 percent of the vote, he said.
He saw the vote as tactical.
Clearly, he said, the good citizens of Keene would prefer I be governor.
So now hes challenging Governor Chris Sununu.
I talked to Nobody for an hour, and I must be crazy, because Im pretty sure he is and he made more sense than most people Ive talked to the last few weeks.
Nobody thinks Charlie Bakers decision to keep the liquor stores open while shutting down the recreational cannabis shops is logically and morally inconsistent, and even potentially dangerous, depriving people of a substance that reduces stress at a time of heightened anxiety.
I know alcoholics who stopped drinking because it was killing them and now they smoke weed, Nobody said. If you deprive them of marijuana, theyre going to start drinking again. Thats dumb.
Nobodys critics like to dismiss him by pointing out that he has a long criminal record.
He freely admits to his run-ins with the law, saying, I cant even count how many times Ive been arrested.
But he says most of his arrests were misdemeanors, and insists some others amounted to harassment, that law enforcements interest in him is based on a false belief that he supports potentially violent subversion. He says his most serious infraction was a setup.
I sold a pound of weed to a guy I used to buy ecstasy from, he said.
The guy was wearing a wire for the feds.
The most dangerous drug cartel in America is Big Pharma," said Nobody, "and the government is their muscle.
Hmm. I cant imagine why the government hates this guy.
Undaunted, Nobody has scheduled a rally at the state capital, on Aprils Fools Day, no less, challenging what he calls Sununus arbitrary ban on gatherings of 10 or more people. He is willing to take the risk of being arrested and even infected to make a point.
Im going to update my will to say dont give me a respirator if I get the virus, because I will have brought it on myself, he said. Frankly, if it werent for the governors order, I wouldnt go to Concord, Id just stay hunkered down in my house. Im more scared of the government than the virus.
Until April 1, hes sitting tight at his house in Keene, where the lights are on and Nobodys home.
Kevin Cullen is a Globe columnist. He can be reached at kevin.cullen@globe.com.
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