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Stephan Nance "Song for Santa (Jingle Your Own Damn Bells!)" with parrot outtakes
http://www.facebook.com http://www.stephannance.com Music lyrics by Stephan Nance Santa filled my stocking up with dust And my breakfast bowl with Nothing but a big chunk of pudding crust Scraped from the bottom of Rudolph #39;s trough Most off-putting, gag-inducing, Oozing with a glowing red goo That #39;s not to say it #39;s not okay to be a reindeer Just the snot gets in the way of an already paltry meal Reindeer themselves most elves feel to be our allies Though there are those who fail to see (Their sight obscured by bigotry) Through the lens of intersectionality The similarity between their and our captivity. Well, I for one have had enough of these power dynamics I #39;m gonna cut in line to see Santa, shut him up and give him a piece of mind, Tell him: who do you think you are? who do you think I am? I #39;m not some ceramic garden gnome I #39;m a living, breathing elf, man! Man, oh, Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle your own damn bells, damn bells Jingle your own bells Tinker away at your toys And fly your sleigh Without exploiting the reindeer and elves and elves and elves Old Saint Nicholas stuffs his ruddy face with jumbo gelatin-laced marshmallows as big as mugs And he chugs gallons of hot cocoa from gigantic jugs And he makes a crude analogy to Mrs Claus #39;s anatomy; How she endures his misogyny and stays kindly is a mystery to me! She #39;s an inspiration to us all Whenever Santa #39;s at the mall Our labor shifts from free to fair She pays us out our proper share She has her hubby #39;s chefs prepare A ...From:Stephan NanceViews:81 7ratingsTime:06:20More inMusic

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