We hate to break it to you but it looks like all those superfood salads youve been putting yourself through have been a bit of a waste. Actually eating your fruits and vegetables? That is so 2016. The hottest new way to get your vitamins is via an Intravenous Vitamin Infusion.

Dont worry if you arent exactly sure what that involves yet as The Elixir Clinic, a leading clinic specialising in Intravenous Vitamin Infusions, has only just opened a Dubai branch in order to match its Harrods outlet. A space where clients can indulge in a range of aesthetic and holistic treatments, The Elixir Clinic is set to become the ultimate health and wellbeing destination for the same set of people youve seen shilling Bootea on Instagram.

Described as an effective, natural and safe way to sustain long-term wellbeing, the patented VitaDrip is perhaps the most unique treatment The Elixir Clinic has on offer. The range of VitaDrips available at the clinic include drips that specialise in: Adrenal Fatigue, Anti-ageing, Antioxidant, Diet and Detox, Fitness, Hairgrowth, Immunity, Jet Lag, and Mood support. If an IV drip that adjusts your mood still doesnt sound Orwellian enough then you can always try out the VIP Elixir. Exclusive to Harrods, this Harrods VIP Exclusive infusion features a custom blend of essential vitamins and minerals along with a combination of anti-ageing, anti-stress, antioxidant and beauty properties to help combat the very passing of time itself.

Other than intravenous vitamin infusions, The Elixir Clinic also offers clients the option to pamper themselves with Intra-Muscular Injections or an Oligoscan. Gathering accurate and precise information on aspects such as anti-oxidants, heavy metal accumulation and mineral deficiencies, the Oligoscan can probably pinpoint the exact number of minutes that last doughnut you ate took off your life-span.

If you do fancy having a go at living forever, the Elixir Clinic have a local branch on the 33rd floor of the Al Habtoor Business Towers. Theyre open 9:00AM to 7:00PM Saturday Thursday (not that time will exactly matter once you obtain immortality).

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Fancy a vitamin infusion? - EsquireMe