Two weeks ago, I inadvertently opened the floodgates to a wave of creativity from the SoftLayer Development/Technology organization. Lance came by my office and dropped off a server he was given, and while I would have taken it home, souped it up and done something cool with it in previous years (or decades) in my life, I find myself in more of a “just buy an iMac” camp now.
Rather than endanger the safety of our employees by sending out a “First one to grab the server from my office gets to keep it” email, I sent out more of a challenge: “Write a haiku or limerick stating why you want the server. If I get more than one submission, I’ll pick the best poem. Oh … And no Nantucket limericks.”
I expected one or two entries to come in, but to my surprise, I was greeted with dozens almost immediately:
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
There was a young man with a lance
Who had three kids to finance
Yes they look and they see
Asking for a PC
But their dad said no not a chance
Linux or Windows
Not up to how the wind blows
The penguin’s a go
When you’re whipping your verse into shape
And are caught in a verse-challenged scrape,
The delete key is handy.
Assisted by brandy,
And last, but not least, try escape.
Given the overwhelming initial response, we sweetened the deal a little by adding a second server to the mix (from George). When it came time to judge and announce the winners, I had to do so with my own poem … which killed me because I hadn’t written a poem in years.
My inbox laden
Server Poets bring me pride
Rewards were doubled
There once was a SLayer named Bradley
Whose poem was flattering badly
He said 3BFL
We said ‘Oh, What the Hell’
And gave him a server quite gladlyAmong numerous entries we found
That nerdy rhymes and rhymers abound
And so many came forth
Our hand was quite forced
So to the contest more servers were boundThus also a Slayer named Hemsell
Was chosen to leave with a morsel
Wash the zeros away
Rip and store CDs today
Make this sad server sing loud and fellWith generous swagger Karidis did add
A prize sure to make the cable co mad
For Scott Thompson’s poem
Was moving and solemn
An Apple TV should not make him sadAnd finally the team of Hannon and Chong
Grammar and spelling and format all wrong
But their desire so true
And coding poetry new
Request will be supported so strong
Translation:
Server Winner: Bradley Johnson
One, two, three bar life
Free drink, free shirt, free server
Movie files need home
Server Winner: David Hemsell
CDs sit offline
Once proud server is no more
Fill barren zeros
Apple TV Winner: Scott Thompson
Your free server will
fail to bring much joy to me
I use Macintosh
Additional Computer-Related Award of Some Kind: Chong and Harold
import com.softlayer.server;
public class freeAssetReserver{
int count = 0;
String you = “hero”;
function void vmBoxOursObserver();
}
Congratulations to Bradley and David for winning the servers and to Scott Thompson for walking away with the unadvertised Apple TV! When we were going through the submissions, we couldn’t help but reward the submission from Chong and Harold – A coding limerick!
We’ll post more of the submissions in the comments on this post, so be sure to scroll down and add your own!
-Duke
- Lilah Brown's Planets, Part II (or, Season II preview) - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Snow White needs a bailout - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- To the moon - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- S/1 90482 (2005) needs your help - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- We'll always have Regulus - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Orcus Porcus - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Kant's Crowded Universe - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Look up! - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Baby Pictures - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Encore: Yelping at Saints - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Godspeed - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Heavens above! - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Homeward bound - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Sony Pictures and the end of the world - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Thank you from the future - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Lunar dreams - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- The first of the Pluto books! - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Don't try to blame it on Rio - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Rio roundup - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- The long road to a Titan storm - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Planetary Placemats - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Fog! Titan! Titan Fog! (and a peer review experiment) - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Millard Canyon Memories - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- The problem with science - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- P.S. on the problem with science - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- How Big is 10 TB? - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Showing You Your Servers - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Pick Your Partnership: Referral Partners, Resellers and Affiliates - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Server Form Factors: Towers v. Rack-Mounts - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Lights-Out in the Data Centers - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Disruptive Technologies: Virtualization and The Cloud - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Know Thy Backups – Part I - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Know Thy Backups – Part II - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Boo Bash 2009 – Desktop Costume Included! - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- Why No One Will Talk About “Cloud Computing” in 10 Years - November 8th, 2009 [November 8th, 2009]
- The end of the fall - December 13th, 2009 [December 13th, 2009]
- We Love ‘Server Huggers’ - December 13th, 2009 [December 13th, 2009]
- All About the Cloud: An Interview with Dell’s Cloud Evangelist - December 13th, 2009 [December 13th, 2009]
- Happy Solstice - December 21st, 2009 [December 21st, 2009]
- A ghost of Christmas past - December 31st, 2009 [December 31st, 2009]
- Learning from a Blender - January 5th, 2010 [January 5th, 2010]
- Changing my world - January 6th, 2010 [January 6th, 2010]
- A Server. From Scratch. - January 7th, 2010 [January 7th, 2010]
- The Planet Sand Castle: Upgrade Your Sandbox - January 12th, 2010 [January 12th, 2010]
- Hosting for Haiti - January 20th, 2010 [January 20th, 2010]
- Redefining Value - January 26th, 2010 [January 26th, 2010]
- My Experience as a Newbie at The Planet - January 28th, 2010 [January 28th, 2010]
- Confessions of Another New Planeteer - February 1st, 2010 [February 1st, 2010]
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Permissions - February 11th, 2010 [February 11th, 2010]
- Where at The Planet is Rachel? - February 15th, 2010 [February 15th, 2010]
- The Planet Storage Cloud: FYI - February 19th, 2010 [February 19th, 2010]
- Meet us in March - February 25th, 2010 [February 25th, 2010]
- The Planet in “The Channel” - March 2nd, 2010 [March 2nd, 2010]
- The Planet Server Challenge - March 13th, 2010 [March 13th, 2010]
- The Definitive Guide to Finding The Planet at SXSW - March 13th, 2010 [March 13th, 2010]
- The SXSW Iron Geek Champion! - March 15th, 2010 [March 15th, 2010]
- Drinking from the Fire Hose - March 16th, 2010 [March 16th, 2010]
- The Fastest Hands at SXSW - March 17th, 2010 [March 17th, 2010]
- System.out.println(“Hello World!”); - March 22nd, 2010 [March 22nd, 2010]
- Westmere – Get it Here - March 23rd, 2010 [March 23rd, 2010]
- Orbit on Your iPhone: A Sign of Things to Come - March 24th, 2010 [March 24th, 2010]
- #ShowMeMyServer 2.0 - March 25th, 2010 [March 25th, 2010]
- Get to Know Your Visitors - March 30th, 2010 [March 30th, 2010]
- The Next Big Thing in Hosting: The Hostatulator - April 1st, 2010 [April 1st, 2010]
- Storage Cloud and the City - April 4th, 2010 [April 4th, 2010]
- American Heart – Why I Walk - April 7th, 2010 [April 7th, 2010]
- The Cake Shouldn’t Be a Lie - April 8th, 2010 [April 8th, 2010]
- April Showers Bring May Flowers - April 9th, 2010 [April 9th, 2010]
- First at The Planet: Nehalem EX 4-Socket Servers - April 15th, 2010 [April 15th, 2010]
- Intel Guest Blog: Xeon 5600 - April 16th, 2010 [April 16th, 2010]
- Inside the Office: A Birthday Surprise - April 18th, 2010 [April 18th, 2010]
- The Planet @ Cloud Expo East - April 19th, 2010 [April 19th, 2010]
- The Planet @ ad:tech SF - April 22nd, 2010 [April 22nd, 2010]
- ad:tech Server Challenge - April 22nd, 2010 [April 22nd, 2010]
- ad:tech Panel: Developing Communities Online - April 23rd, 2010 [April 23rd, 2010]
- The Planet @ Interop Las Vegas - April 27th, 2010 [April 27th, 2010]
- Overflowing With Value: 10TB is Back! - April 28th, 2010 [April 28th, 2010]
- The Cloud is NOT the Revolution - April 29th, 2010 [April 29th, 2010]
- The Importance of Orbit 2.0 - May 5th, 2010 [May 5th, 2010]
- The Planet @ Web 2.0 Expo - May 6th, 2010 [May 6th, 2010]