This week, Madonna added her voice to the chorus of celebrities accidentally embarrassing themselves while trying to make us feel better about the coronavirus. In a now-deleted post, the singer sits naked in a bathtub sprinkled with rose petals and offers bland platitudes over a melancholy piano melody.

Thats the thing about COVID-19, she says. It doesnt care about how rich you are, how famous you are, how funny you are, how smart you are, where you live, how old you are, what amazing stories you can tell. Its the great equalizer. Whats terrible about it is whats great about it. Whats terrible about it is its made us all equal in many ways.

This is, obviously, bullshit. I assume thats why she deleted the post. But while Madonnas romanticizing of the virus is especially icky, shes not the only one pushing this narrative that the coronavirus is an equalizer. Weve been hearing that a lot.

Daniel Dae Kim has criticized the lack of available tests, saying on Instagram, Everyone who meets the qualifications should be tested, period, because the virus doesnt care about race, or gender, religion, sexual orientation, whether youre rich or poor, or your immigration status.

Politicians across the country have been using some version of the Coronavirus doesnt discriminate based on age/race/wealth/political party rhetoric, and its been the subject of innumerable think pieces and news segments, most of them focusing specifically on how coronavirus doesnt care if youre rich or poor.

While its true that in a vacuum, the coronavirus and other afflictions should affect everyone equally, thats simply not the world we live in. In our reality, the wealthy and well-connected are have access to all sorts of things the rest of us dont that make prevention and care much easier. Youve probably noticed that celebrities have been sharing the results of their coronavirus tests, even when theyve been asymptomatic. As of last week, members of just one NBA team reportedly made up 20% of all the tests done in Oklahoma.

Meanwhile, tests are in such limited supply right now that most regular, non-famous/extremely wealthy people are being denied testing, even when theyre very ill.

There are other advantages the rich and famous have in these times, too. Demand for private jets is skyrocketing. (Presumably so they can fly to their private islands?) Its likely easier to self-isolate when you can do so in a mansion, with the means to stock up on essentials as well as luxuries, to send people out to run errands and buy groceries, and to still have access to childcarenot to mention the basic issue of being able to afford a break in income.

The coronavirus might not care who you are but it definitely affects us all differently. This virus will beand already isdevastating for low-income and minimum wage workers, for those in the gig economy, for single parents, and most especially for those experiencing homelessness. Unemployment is already starting to soar and with that, a lot of people are losing not just their income but also their health insurance (if they had it in the first place). Some people will be hit much harder by that than others, and some will never see it impact their lives and their health directly.

The coronavirus is not an equalizer. If anything, its only going to increase our existing disparities.

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