Right off the bat, I want to apologize for using the term outrage culture in the headline because I really dont want to sound like Todd Phillips, Shane Gillis, or the seemingly endless buffet of assholes who are mad that they cant just fire off lazy slurs and be treated like comedy gods. That said, I dont know what other term to use that encapsulates the amount of super dumb reactions to Sesame Street moving to HBO Max thanks to online writers not doing a scant two seconds of Googling before firing off sloppy headlines with equally sloppy reporting. If I seem extremely salty its because this is how 2016 happened. Just a complete disregard for facts and reality because it doesnt fit your narrative that Bernie will instantly turn the United States into a socialist utopia with the snap of his fingers, or Trump will get rid of all the gays and brown people just as quickly. Whichever flavor you were into at the time.
On that note, here are the facts: Sesame Street will continue to be free to watch on PBS. Absolutely nothing has changed since the original HBO deal from five years ago that not only saved Sesame Street but allowed it to create more episodes than ever, all of which freely flow to PBS and its PBS Kids app after nine months. Sesame Workshop specifically chose HBO because the network agreed to make sure low-income children still had access to its educational programming in accordance with its mission statement. In short, there has been no impact on a child turning on PBS and having free access to Big Bird and the gang. Theyre still getting a mix of old and new episodes as has been the case for decades.
Whats happening now is that instead of new episodes of Sesame Street airing on HBO before hitting PBS, its airing on HBO Max. Thats it. Well, not entirely, because it turns out HBO is bankrolling a slew of spinoffs including an Elmo talk show, all of which holy shit will air for free on PBS. How do I know this? I did two seconds of Googling and found this Deadline report with the full announcement. Its almost like all of this is a good thing, but you wouldnt know it if youre one of the terrifying number of Americans getting their news from social media.
So lets take a look at The Verge whose post is getting the most amount of traction and whose writer was retweeting just straight-up wrong takes before scrubbing her Twitter account over the weekend. Clearly, she knows that her headline is deliberately misleading her own reporting contradicts it but has it been corrected? Nope. Heres the passage thats still being repeated ad nauseam as if its the smoking gun of this whole debacle.
For the record, despite putting at some point in quotes even though the time period is nine months like its been for the past five years, the episodes airing for free completely debunks The Verges headline. But this is the internet, so guess what 90% of people are only seeing and immediately reacting to: The headline, which looks like this on Twitter.
It also doesnt help that The AV Club aggregated The Verges reporting, and then made it even more nefarious sounding by ignoring the glossed over part about PBS.
Jesus Christ. No, it is not a big unanswered question because, again, HBO has specifically said that new episodes of both Sesame Street and whatever spinoffs it produces will air for free on PBS. Its not like you have to sift through goddamn microfiche to find that information. Theres a literal computer in your pants that will serve it to you in a matter of seconds.
The problem here is that Sesame Street moving to HBO Max is great news for PBS viewers isnt as sexy a headline and/or take as EVIL CAPITALIST NETWORK TAKES BIG BIRD HOSTAGE IN STREAMING WAR. Once that narrative took hold, welcome to goddamn Galaxy Brain City. It also doesnt help that not only is no one educating themselves on the basic fundamentals of the Sesame Workshop/HBO deal before hitting Send Tweet, but theres clearly a vast misconception about how Sesame Street has been beamed into TVs for almost half a century. Youd think youd want to look into the broad strokes before pontificating on the supposedly villainous move by HBO, but that would make the internet a less festering poophole of dumb.
In a nutshell, there appears to be a narrative out there that Sesame Street has been mostly if not fully funded by the federal government through PBS for decades, which benevolently passed it out for free until HBO came in and Fern Gullyd the place or whatever. Not even close. Sesame Workshop, formerly known as Childrens Television Workshop, had been fighting off a severe lack of federal funds since the 70s. There was a very, very tiny window when the government was helping out, but without seed money from this should melt some brains Carnegie Steel or Ford Motor Company, Sesame Street wouldve never happened. So the solution to this problem was to rely on merchandising, which Sesame Workshop reluctantly and painstakingly started licensing because it didnt want to exploit its child audience. Every dollar was poured back into the show, and thats what kept it alive for decades albeit tenuously. DVDs were a huge boon for a while, but when streaming took hold, the shit hit the fan as those sales tanked, and HBO stepped in and essentially saved the show from extinction.
Of course, if you mention any correct information during the current discourse, heres the type of reaction youll get:
Please kill me.
On that note, here are some viral tweets that are still up and reached tens of thousands of users. A fun thing to do is watch how the OP reacts when its pointed out to them that either Sesame Street is and will continue to be free to watch on PBS or that its relied on capitalism since the jump. The go-to response is almost always, Well, its super messed up that theres a tiered level of content for the rich, which is a f*cking insane thing to say. Were talking about Sesame Street here, a show predominantly watched by toddlers. You can put them in front of an episode from 1999 or 2019, and they wont give a shit as long as Elmo has mail. I have kids of my own, and I couldve bulldozed the entire living room without them blinking an eye if that little red bastard was on. But go off on kings and queens.
I mean, Christ, this tweet is just flat out wrong in every possible way, so naturally, it has the most interactions of them all.
And here are a bunch of other bad takes that just completely ignore that Sesame Street will still be free to watch on PBS. Some of these people are journalists who should honestly know better.
Kids will have it now. It says it right in the poorly headlined article you just tweeted. Goddammit.
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