Sorry to break it to you, but if you're studying English or Philosophy or whatever, there's no pot of gold.

Law, on the other hand. Well, for the low low price of one human soul, you will be rewarded handsomely. In fact, you could be raking in up to 60k just five years after graduating.

Law nerds Legal Cheek have ranked the UK's best and brightest law schools by the median earnings of law grads five years after graduating.

Pretend to be shocked: Oxford and Cambridge top the table, with their grads getting over 50k on average.

In a Champions League-places upset, west country minnows Bristol beat Durham, UCL, York, and Warwick into fourth place.

1: Oxford 67,000

2: Cambridge 58,500

3: LSE 44,700

4: Bristol 42,900

5: Durham 42,100

6: Nottingham 41,800

7: Warwick 41,500

8: KCL 39,300

9: UCL 37,500

10: York 36,400

11: Glasgow 35,100

12: Edinburgh 35,000

13: Exeter 34,700

14: Reading 34,200

15: Aberdeen 33,500

16: Leeds 33,200

17: Manchester 32,800

18: Southampton 32,400

19: Birkbeck 32,100

20: Newcastle 31,900

21: East Anglia 31,700

22: SOAS 31,100

23: Strathclyde 31,000

24: Buckingham 30,800

25: Sussex 30,100

26: Queen Mary 29,800

27: Robert Gordon 29,800

28: City 29,400

29: Leicester 29,400

30Brunel 29,100

31: Dundee 29,100

32: Roehampton 28,900

33: Surrey 28,800

34: Oxford Brookes 28,300

35: Birmingham 28,300

36: Cardiff 27,700

37: Kingston 27,400

38: Open University 27,200

39: Bournemouth 27,100

40: Kent 27,000

41: Sheffield 26,700

42: Brighton 26,500

43: Westminster 26,200

44: Canterbury Christ Church 26,100

45: Glasgow Caledonian 26,000

46: Portsmouth 25,600

47: Edinburgh Napier 25,200

48: Essex 25,100

49: Lancaster 24,900

50: Cumbria 24,900

51: Liverpool 24,800

52: Stirling 24,800

53: Buckinghamshire New 24,700

54: Nottingham Trent 24,700

55: Greenwich 24,300

56: Northumbria 24,000

57: West of England 24,000

58: St Marys 23,800

59: Chester 23,400

60: Staffordshire 23,100

61: Hertfordshire 23,100

62: Hull 23,100

63: Anglia Ruskin 23,000

64: Gloucestershire 23,000

65: Plymouth 23,000

66: London South Bank 22,900

67:Southampton Solent 22,900

68: Salford 22,900

69: Keele 22,800

70: Abertay Dundee 22,800

71: Winchester 22,700

72: Coventry 22,500

73: Sheffield Hallam 22,500

74: West of Scotland 22,500

75: Bangor 22,400

76: Croydon College 22,300

77: Leeds Beckett 22,200

78: Liverpool John Moores 22,200

79: West London 22,100

80: De Montfort 22,000

81: Manchester Metropolitan 21,900

82: Aberystwyth 21,900

83: Middlesex 21,500

84: Swansea 21,500

85: South Wales 21,500

86: Sunderland 21,400

87: Northampton 21,300

88: Birmingham City 21,300

89: Lincoln 21,200

90: Derby 21,100

91: East London 20,800

92:Bedfordshire 20,600

93: Teesside 20,500

94: London Metropolitan 20,300

95: Edge Hill 20,100

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