Spam All Day, Bacon All Night

As the “abuse guy,” I deal with all kinds of abuse issues, and as you would imagine, SPAM is the primary point of concern. You’d probably think that dealing with spam ALLLLLL day every day would make most meat products sound unappealing, but there’s one that’ll never get on my bad side.

Bacon … wrapped around random slices of meat.

Bacon Blog

Now, I could draw a comparison with bacon and a server and tell you that bacon is a mandatory component of any good breakfast, the way memory is to a server is key, but I won’t. I’d rather get right to my point: Bacon, make everything better!

And when its wrapped around another piece of meat, it’s like it marries the meat and they combine during the grilling process and make some sort of new flavorful offspring full of taste, combining the amazing taste of bacon with the inferior yet still good taste of the meat it’s wrapped around!

But wait, there’s more. Bacon also wraps nicely around chicken and cheese stuffed jalapenos, bringing a unique taste of crunchy jalapeno, melted cheese, moist chicken, and of course MORE BACON.

You should really try this at your next party. It’s not hard to do. You need (1) Bacon, (2) Something to wrap it around and (3) Toothpicks. I usually cook the “wrappee” to the point where it’s almost ready to eat before adding the wrapper so the bacon is perfectly cooked at the same time the internal meat is ready to eat.*

The best thing about bacon is there are sooo many choices, from kinds of bacon to available brands. Some bacon is thin, and some is thick. Some bacon is cured and some is smoked. The choice is really yours. And you can’t go wrong! (Well, if you don’t know what you’re getting into, you might go wrong with tofu bacon and other types of fake bacon -aka- facon)

- Dody

*One note to keep in mind and this is VERY important. Bacon tends to be greasy and fatty and if you’re grilling bacon over an open flame, the chances that the grease from the bacon will drip down and catch the area it lands in on fire are very … no EXTREMELY likely and dangerous. The result could be the loss of a lot of arm hair.

Bucket and Water Pressure

* Given a Bucket 10" dia. x 24" long, solid back, ( no holes).
* .50" holes spaced every 6" apart in both directions Linear and Circular
* water being forced into and all around the bucket at 4 mph ( bucket is submerged)

Question:

Will the water inside (which is now swirling and in a washing

Riddle This

UPDATE:  Solved by Hugo at 3:34 CDT

Did I say I was “back”?  I have to admit, I seriously miscalculated with that statement, and Karma got me.  Let’s try this one more time:  I’m here today, with a nice little riddle for you, and I’m very pleased to be able to welcome in October with you.  Fall is my favorite season.  You rarely smell wood smoke or burning leaves anymore, but those two smells have a strong psychological impact to most people of my generation.

Being a Pacific NorthWesterner by birth, a Coloradoan by choice and by love, and a Texan by default, I’ve known some interesting Autumns and Winters.  I’ve come to respect the Texas storms.  Let me tell you, when Texas decides to cut loose with a storm, it knows how to do it correctly.  For waking up and finding yourself snowed-in, Colorado gets my vote… although I have to admit to being snowed-in in western Washington (oh no, it NEVER snows in Whatcom County).  You won’t often find yourself surrounded by deep snow in Texas, well, okay, MOST of Texas, but you will find yourself iced-in.  It’s like being in a deep freeze, and nobody is going anywhere.  Nobody.

It’s riddle time now, but let me know your favorite season, and why you like it.  Now, let me turn the music up and see if I can lead you down the wrong path.  Don’t trip over a red herring, okay?

Earth at night. This image was shamelessly stolen from the Dark Sky project, Globe at Night.

This is the 11th.

If it had been around, our ancestors would have seen it.

When it’s done, it won’t be done.

As a proud member of the scientific community, I use this image on some of my scarier memos. Salud.

We study this intensely.

We’ve been studying it for almost 11 years.

Through this, we’ve found we probably shouldn’t try to send a manned mission to Mars yet.

Think “dawn”; think “star”.

This isn’t as large as we thought it would be.

This is NOT a vehicle, so get your minds off spaceships.

*heavy sigh* it's a SLIDE RULE!!

There you have it.  Not a terribly difficult riddle (Tom and save those for the bonus riddles), but maybe enough to make you pause on your daily round and direct your mind to the massive infinity hanging over your head.  Look up.

Video: China Uses "America The Beautiful" on Their Space Station Propaganda

Space Oddity? China Plays 'America the Beautiful' During Space Lab Launch, Spacecom

"State broadcaster CCTV and the Chinese space agency collaborated on a short video to mark the liftoff of China's unmanned Tiangong 1 space lab Thursday night (Sept. 29), The Guardian newspaper reports. The 98-second video gives an animated look at the launch and Tiangong 1's mission -- all set, puzzlingly, to an instrumental version of "America the Beautiful."

NASA Exploration Ideas - With Added China Bashing (Update)

Keith's note: Gee, the Chinese certainly seem to like the U.S. - quite a contrast from the chart that astronaut Andy Thomas used recently within an official NASA presentatino wherein several Chinese astronauts are shown having trampled an American flag left on the Moon by Apollo astronauts.

Virgin Galactic’s upcoming spaceflight plans

Virgin Galactic president and CEO George Whitesides offered Saturday some clarity on the company’s plans to move ahead with the next phase of test flights of its SpaceShipTwo suborbital vehicle. Speaking at the 100 Year Starship Study Symposium in Orlando, Florida, Whitesides noted that SpaceShipTwo has not been in active test flights in recent months (the last test flight in Scaled’s SS2 flight log is from June 27.) “We’ve had the vehicle basically in the hangar for the last couple months… working on some mods,” he said. “Now, you’ll I think over the next couple months greater activity of both vehicles,” referring SpaceShipTwo and WhiteKnightTwo.

Those upcoming flights through the rest of this year will still be unpowered, though, he said. Plans call for integrating SpaceShipTwo’s hybrid rocket motor into the vehicle early next year and start rocket-powered flight tests. “Our current aspiration is to try to get to some definition of space by the end of next year,” he said. He was vague on what “some definition” is; while the Kármán line, a widely-used definition of space is 100 kilometers, US government agencies award astronaut wings for flights to 50 miles (80 kilometers).

After that, he said, entering commercial operations will depend on two “big tasks”: transferring flight operations form Mojave to Spaceport America in New Mexico (a formal dedication of the spaceport’s main terminal building is planned for October 17), and getting a launch license from the FAA’s Office of Commercial Space Transportation. “We don’t release a more precise public schedule” for beginning commercial operations, he added, to avoid putting schedule pressure on their engineers, he said. That’s consistent with past comments by Virgin officials that they’ll be ready to fly when it’s safe to do so, and not before.

Whitesides’ comments about SpaceShipTwo testing was part of a broader keynote at the conference, which is focusing on what technological and other breakthroughs are needed to develop an interstellar mission in the next century. His focus, by comparison, was on the near term. “We’re trying to do something, when it comes to suborbital space, that is doable today. That’s what’s exciting about Galactic and some of the other companies out there,” he said. “We’re trying to tackle a problem that is doable today.”

Still, he and others are supporting of the long-term vision at the conference. His talk included a video from Sir Richard Branson. “I think what you’re doing here is both important and absolutely fascinating,” Branson said.

I’ve got your missing links right here (1 October 2011) | Not Exactly Rocket Science

Top picks

The Chirurgeon’s Apprentice: “A website dedicated to the horrors of pre-anesthetic surgery.” And a wonderful one at that.

Happy anniversary to Jennifer Ouellette and Sean Carroll: read her lovely tribute to falling in love with a physicist.

Emma Marris on cloning extinct animals. I for one would love to see a sabre-tooth cat devour a ground sloth.

David Robson chronicles a brief history of the brain from the first neurons to humans.

NobelPrizeWatch – a new blog by Simon Frantz about the prizes and coverage of the prizes. This should be good, especially since Simon used to work for the Nobel Foundation.

What? Huh? Wait.. how did.. UH? What happens when a slinky falls? This apparently.

“What good’s a toolkit if you don’t use it to build something?” Jack Horner’s quest to reverse-engineer a dinosaur

Paper-based diagnostic tests that are as small as a stamp and weigh less than a penny

Gauging an area’s biodiversity strictly through the DNA in its dirt.

Greg Dunn creates Japanese-style paintings from human brain cell photos

Halfway down: a superb list of tips for avoiding crap he-said-she-said journalism

A very good write-up of that study about reconstructing what people see from their brain activity. Meanwhile, David Bradley asks some searching questions to the researchers and gets some good answers.

Popular Science published a detailed and comprehensive profile of Felisa Wolfe-Simon, the scientist behind last year’s arsenic-life controversy. David Dobbs and Carl Zimmer voiced my concerns much better than I could have. They argue respectively that the piece neglects its journalistic duty by leaving out key details, and in some places, airbrushing history entirely.

The 2011 IgNobel Prizes, as covered by SciCurious, with Real Time Storify!!

“The only way to do it is to bypass the cannibalistic phase.” Baby sharks birthed in artificial uterus:

The innovative word of animal prosthetics by Emily Anthes, with a follow-up on her blog.

The Dinosaur Baron of Transylvania

Rat cyborg gets digital cerebellum. Absolutely incredible story from Linda Geddes.

The Atlas of the Human Ecosystem by Carl Zimmer

“Anger isn’t an issue when you start with birds you love” Robert Krulwich peers into the minds of climate deniers and wonders what it will take to make them see reason.

A neurosurgeon gives thanks to his science teacher.

Science/news/writing

The world’s most expensive drug: a steal at $409,500/yr

From the blood of wallabies, a possible new weapon against drug-resistant bacteria

“This is a genuine scientific debate… it is not a manufactured controversy.” John Butterworth on the supposedly faster-than-light neutrinos

“If your funding programme has a zero failure rate, you’re doing it wrong”

Sigh. Goats and cancer. Try not to smoke, drink, eat or have unprotected sex with goats, okay?

Watch a prostate surgical robot peel the skin off a grape. Cool. Now imagine it doing that to your prostate. NYEARGH.

Mystery illness in Australia making parrots “drunk”

Why Brain Scanners Make Your Head Spin, and what it means for MRI scanning studies

I am koala, hear me roar

How the BBC’s dark forces of political correctness threaten the Christian era, or Why the Daily Mail have once again surpassed themselves.

The Soup That Is Killing the Ocean

By 2020, it should be possible (technologically, if not practically) to sequence every human genome in a year

After decades of research, we can now accurately measure a kilogram. (It weighs 2.2 pounds, right?)

Are slave-raiding ants really slave-raiders?

Carl zimmer asks “Do skunks smell their own odor? Do they mind?” Answer seems to be yes and yes.

“The device uses sunlight to rip apart molecules of water, just like a photosynthesizing leaf. ”

A striking case of predator avoidance in fish – sharks barrelling into a shoal

Apparently, NASA had a Congressionally-mandated goal of finding > 90% of planet-killing asteroids. Which it has now met

New evidence for *functional* plant RNA in the bloodstreams of people & cows. This is such an amazing story.

Terminal buzz gives bats their hunting edge

‘Autistic’ mice created and treated. Well, not really treated. Either way, the Mouse Research Council is really getting value for its money.

“You can adopt a HeroRAT of yr own.” In Thailand, giant rats are on their way to sniffing out land mines.

“We need a more systematic approach to animal experiments

23andMe now offers whole-exome sequencing for $999!

“The dominant way of thinking about the role of science journalists historically was to view them as translators, or transmitters, of information. Now, however, a powerful metaphor for understanding their work as science critics is to see them as cartographers and guides.”

“You need to mentally redshift the color. If it’s green, it’s actually a little more yellow.” Fossilised beetle colours preserved after millions of years.

How a Failure With Measles Helped to Eradicate Smallpox

“There’s a lot to loathe about climate change. But if adventurers sip champagne after reaching Antarctica, it’s O.K. to cheer.” No, it’s not. Slap them in their smug faces.

Porcupines and tigers and serpent eagles, oh my. 10 video camera traps in the jungle, 1 mth of footage, 5 mins of edited video.

Dawkins’ Weasels Beat Monkeys at Replicating Shakespeare.

The hunt is on for BBC’s Amateur Scientist of the year competition

The last 100,000 years in human history by Razib Khan.

Traces of a Lost Language and Number System Discovered on the North Coast of Peru

 

Heh/wow/huh

Hummingbird smuggler caught with his pants down

Sleeping baby pandas. That is all.

A superb warning sign for the Twitter generation

The world’s most interesting subway maps. Although I heavily dispute the idea that NYC’s map is more famous than London’s

How to peel a head of garlic in less than 10 seconds

River dolphin fetus

“Full disclosure: I’m reviewing this book because I was asked to by the publisher.. I’m glad I didn’t pay for it”

This is a building that looks like an impaled head

An amusing Slate piece about working as a fact-checker of Cosmopolitan’s sex tips.

Heh. Almost there… Al…most… there…

Neal Stephenson’s entire handwritten manuscript for the Baroque Cycle (inc pen nibs & ink bottles)

British Wildlife Photography awards 2011

“You’re a total hairy bush viper.” 30 vetebrate common names potentially useful as insults.

They Ate What?” Some unfortunate veterinary X-rays, including a dog that ate a dinosaur

What the British mean RT @NeilWithers: @carlzimmer http://t.co/NGqEnD4q”

Long exposure photos taken from the fronts of Tokyo trains

All of life has been utterly, profoundly changed thanks to Facebook’s new features.”

 

Internet/journalism/society

The world’s first iPhone 5 review. Sort of.

George Monbiot discloses his salary, asks all journos to do the same. Hmm. The amount seems completely irrelevant; it’s the source that matters.

“Authors more interested in whether he loves her than whether she loves him

What misogyny looks like. This continuing treatment of Rebecca Watson is just appalling.

“Shrapnel, Leotard, Maverick, Boycott and Cardigan and other people who became nouns

“The more journalists can do to understand, and convey, the process of science as well as the findings, the better off everyone will be.” – Andy Revkin on finding reliable source in an age of too much info.

Reading the Daily Mail is nauseating, but what’s it like to write for them?

“Copy. You’re being hit with a green laser.” Wow, it’s really not a good idea to point a laser pointer at the sky

Tips on becoming a better writer

Megan Garber: Google News is treating news orgs’ willingness to credit others as a vector of trust

A network infrastructure for journalists online, by Paul Bradshaw

Data journalism, 1821 style.

If This Then That” – a tool that lets you automate the internet.

“From religion to trend and from trend to infrastructure.” On open accessand the Internet as a disruptor.

How do scientists view fact-checking by science writers? With a related piece by Ananyo Bhattacharya and another related post from Al Dove, with a long discussion in which I have chipped.

Tom Clynes on arsenic life | The Loom

Yesterday I wrote about the arsenic life saga, prompted by a long retrospective feature by Tom Clynes in Popular Science. While I recommend the piece, I expressed reservations because it passed along the “scientists besieged by bloggers” spin on the events, when the actual history doesn’t support that.

Clynes (whom I’ve never met) emailed me in the evening with this comments, which he allowed me to share:

 

Carl,

 

Thanks for your comment on my Popular Science feature on Felisa Wolfe-Simon’s arsenic-life saga. In some ways, I think you’re on target, though I would like to provide a bit of clarification: Throughout the story, when I convey an argument made by someone who’s on one side of the issue or another, it doesn’t mean that I necessarily buy into that argument.

To that end, I’d like to add a bit of context to a paragraph that you quote, regarding the storm of criticism and the paper’s authors going “underground.” You follow the excerpt with your comment that “Clynes has us believe that this barrage of extraordinary, brutal criticism (or perhaps questions from journalists) forced Wolf-Simon and her colleagues to go into witness protection.”

Actually, I don’t believe that, nor would I have my readers believe it. I think it would have been useful to your readers for you to have included my next paragraph, which makes it clear that I am in fact spotlighting both sides of a polarized dialogue regarding this particular point:

Microbiologist Jonathan Eisen of the University of California at Davis called the lack of response “absurd” and told Carl Zimmer from Slate, “They carried out science by press release and press conference. They are now hypocritical if they say that the only response should be in the scientific literature.”

Though I didn’t state my opinion in the story (better for readers to decide for themselves), I will here: I think that Eisen is on the money here.

Some other opinions: Do I think that the arsenic-life paper was flawed? Yes. Do I think it that some of its conclusions will be dissolved by further investigation? Yes. Do I believe that NASA’s hyped-up approach to publicizing what was actually a rather understated paper was ham-handed, and damaging to everyone involved? Big time.

Do I think the paper never should have been published? No. In a profession where young scientists are advised to avoid controversy as they build their careers, Wolfe-Simon pushed against a paradigm and sought answers to some very big questions. She passed through the same peer-review hoops (imperfect as they may be) at Science as other scientists must. Yes, her research was imperfect and yes, she likely overreached—but plenty of scientific papers are flawed, and many young researchers go too far. If scientists aren’t willing to subject themselves to the possibility of failure, science can’t possibly progress.

Critically, there’s nothing to indicate that Wolfe-Simon did anything unethical, which might have justified the shrill tone and sweeping proportions of the response—and the fact that she was singled out among the paper’s 11 authors. True, she was the lead author, and it was her hypothesis. But it’s surprising that Ron Oremland, the lab director and principal investigator, is rarely mentioned in the criticisms.

If my story has a bottom line, it’s in this quote by the University of Colorado’s Alan Townsend: “Absent major ethical violations, no junior scientist full of passion for an idea deserves crucifixion for a professional failure or two. If a paper is flawed, it should be dismissed. The scientist should not.”


"Good Neighbours: Faeries, Folklore and the Art of Tessa Farmer," Symposium, London, TODAY


I have just been alerted to a pretty amazing sounding day of presentations, readings, films and discussions taking place at Viktor Wynd Fine Art today to launch an exhibition work by Tessa Farmer. Full details below; wish I could be there!

Good Neighbours: Faeries, Folklore and the Art of Tessa Farmer
A day of presentations, readings, films and discussion
Saturday 1 October 2011, 11am til 7pm
Viktor Wynd Fine Art, 11 Mare St, London E8

* 11am Introduction - Tessa Farmer, Viktor Wynd and Mark Pilkington

* 11.30 Jeremy Harte – Faeries and Otherness

* 12.30 Gwilym Games – “The Obscure and Horrible Race of the Hills”, Arthur Machen’s faeries

* 1.30pm lunch

* 2.30 Wynd reads a faery tale to aid digestion

* 2.45pm Petra Lange Berndt – Swarming: Insects in art

* 3.45pm Diane Perkiss – The Changing Face of Faery

4.45 pm Quick tea break

*5pm Screening of Tessa Farmer and Sean Daniels’ three short films

* 5.15pm Catriona Mcara in discussion with Tessa Farmer and Mark Pilkington

* 6pm Carol Mavor faery tale reading

* 6.30 pm Closing discussion and questions

7pm close

Tickets are £25, though early bird tickets, and those bought from the gallery are only £15. You can book tickets here.

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Diving Expedition Finds New Life in the Dead Sea | 80beats

Israeli and German scientists recently took the plunge into the murky, salty Dead Sea, making what they say is the first scientific diving expedition there. Scouring the seafloor, they saw small freshwater springs—with mats of salt-loving, never-before-seen microorganisms coating the surface of nearby craters. In these waters—too salty for large animals, too rich in magnesium for many bacteria—seeing so much life was a surprise.

While floating in the Dead Sea is a popular tourist pastime, scuba-ing into its depths is a difficult and dangerous endeavor. Since the salty water is so buoyant, the divers had to carry 90 pounds each to weigh them down. Swallowing some of the salty water—a not-implausible occurrence during a dive—would make the larynx swell up, leading the diver to suffocate. If that weren’t enough, getting the water in your eyes would be painful at best, and potentially blinding. The scientists wore full face masks during their dive, and apparently weren’t scared off; they’re headed back down for a follow-up study in October.


Instrument Design Verification..

Hi all,

An oil & Gas Flow station which produces 10000 BOPD of oil ..Pretty Small plant.Has Separators, Heater treater,floatation Cell unit, K.O Drums, Pumps, flare, Tanks etc...

What all design verification and calculation can be done based on Instrumentation.

I could list out few:

Instrume