During the Spurs final scrimmage game, I saw T.J. McConnell driving to the basket and I had to ask myself, what did he get tattooed on his left shoulder?
At first I thought it was a pattern like a leopard, or a cheetah, or a jaguar. I mean, it wouldnt be the strangest choice of body ink.
And then a moment later, I noticed that Doug McDermott had the same relative pattern.
Dont get me wrong, Im all for team camaraderie, but matching ink blot tattoos?
Then Bill Land mentioned that the Pacers players had been involved in cupping, a form of alternative medicine where special cups are placed on the skin for a few minutes to create suction. The suction leaves the circular patters both McConnell and McDermott were sporting.
Although I was relieved the markings were not the result of a night of heavy drinking, there was truth to the reality that if they were indeed tattoos, they wouldnt be the worst tat seen on the NBA hardwood.
It did prompt the question- who has the most unfortunate tattoos in the NBA?
There was a time when the NBA required a college degree and clear skin to be a member of its league. But since the emergence of Dennis Rodman, the issue of tattoos has gone by the wayside.
Basketball superstars are human, just like everybody else. Kevin Durant famously comes to mind for a misspelled tattoo. Some homegrown tattoos were (hopefully) inked before these players had a salary, because they look like they were inked on a beach by the King of Staten Island.
Richard the Jeffersons RJ looks like it was scribbled during sophomore homeroom and inked during lunch.
Similarly, Marcin Gortats homage to Air Jordan may have been acquired by an underground tattoo parlor by an unlicensed artist.
Caron Butlers original design, a skeletal grim reaper of sorts must have been causing an uproar at church, so he took a page out of a Rorschach test as a cover up.
Speaking of cover ups . . .
Notice Kenyon Martin had his girlfriends lips permanently emblazoned on his neck? Those were there for a while, but after the break-up . . .
He added some design to turn it into a crown of sorts.
The lips/crown may be an acceptable transition, but Kenyons left arm begs the question, Should you get a tattoo of a baby?
Im talking to you, Wilson Chandler.
Chandler has an image of his daughter creeping out of his jersey. Im sure shell be excited when her prom date meets dad some day.
And then, of course, theres Chris Anderson.
I mean, come on.
Birdman is the exception to the rule that tattoos can be stylish and fashionable in the NBA. If this guy hadnt made $16M over his career, hed be the easiest identifiable perp to hold up a convenience store.
You would think the tattoos of the players of yesteryear would encourage todays youth to think before they ink, or at least make an honest investment of it. But not every player is sure they will make the dollars that an NBA player can earn, so you end up with.
What started as a lone alien head turned into a quick sleeve as soon as the ink dried on Murrays contract. The knuckles to shoulder approach does avert the eyes from the extra terrestrial, but does not completely eliminate it.
No one currently playing has as many seemingly irrelevant tattoos as Willie Cauley-Stein who has gone the extra mile to get inked on his face.
There is good and bad ink everywhere, and tattooing is obviously a trend that is not going anywhere for a while.
So its here for you to ponder, Pounders- which NBA players have the best and worst tattoos?
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