Irsquom almost positively sure that I am living next to a deaf insomniac. Nothing says ldquohave a great sleeprdquo like the television blasting Nigerian soap operas at 3am at ungodly volumes. Or a bunch of the neighbourhood dogs those dogs howling at each other like the 13 year old campers at the end of the summer to whom we used to chant ldquoYoursquoll never see your friends again