The Billions Stock Watch is a weekly accounting of the action on the Showtime drama. Decisions will be made based on speculation and occasional misinformation and mysterious whims that are never fully explained to the general public. Kind of like the real stock market.
Welcome back, you beautiful, duplicitous television program. Only one episode into the season and weve already moved from double-crosses to triple crosses. And Chuck Rhoades is marching into a dimly lit bar, flopping into a booth, and just straight-up saying Its a triple cross before he even says hello. Im so happy I might explode.
Lets backtrack a little, though, just so were all on the same page. At the end of last season, Chuck and Axe worked together to trap Taylor in a murky situation that resulted in Taylors personal fund folding into Axes. But, unbeknownst to Axe, Taylor agreed to work with Chuck to ruin Axe from the inside, largely because Chuck was deeply jealous of and angry at Axe for being Wendys savior in her fight to save her medical license, and also because thats just what Chuck does. And unbeknownst to both Chuck and Axe, Taylor had a plan to play matador and let the two bulls charge wildly gore each other in the ring. It was a lot. Billions rules.
And now its even more, somehow. Taylor gave Chuck info about a Bitcoin farm Axe is helping to bankroll, Chuck busted the farm and pressed Taylor for even more info, Taylor spilled the beans to Axe, Axe attempted to play nice with Chuck by returning the first-edition Churchill works that Chuck sold last season, Chuck immediately saw through this and diagnosed the aforementioned triple cross, and here we are.
On another show, a lesser one, this could be enough plot for most of a season. On Billions, it took up about 25 minutes, total, leaving plenty of time for hallucinogenic hijinks and cameos by WWE superstars and a full-on wedding. Billions moves very fast, always, heaving people and debris out of its way as it speeds by, kind of like a runaway locomotive barreling through Mardi Gras. To be clear, this is the highest compliment I know how to give.
Also, to continue being clear, just once in my entire stupid life Id like to storm into a dimly lit bar, belly up to a table where my co-conspirator is waiting, and announce Its a triple cross. The rush you must feel as the words leave your lips my God. More powerful than any drug you can buy.
Well, hello there, Mike Prince, as portrayed by televisions Corey Stoll. Pleasure to meet you. I feel like Im going to like you. Im almost sure of it. Yes, theres the thing where youre like the flipside of the Axelrod coin, a conscientious investor who claims to be attempting to do good as hes doing well, a money man who is human first, someone who cares about the means and the ends. All of that.
But mostly I think Im going to like you because you seem like a worthy adversary who gets under Axes skin. We havent seen many of those lately, at least on the money side of the show. Its not that youre even a threat, really, except to Axes pride, as we saw when you snaked him at the Vanity Fair cover shoot for the new crew of Decas (people with a net worth of over $10 billion) (and seriously, read the room here, fictional Vanity Fair), which Axe claimed not to care about and then promptly began plotting to ruin you over. Also, I think youre probably full of hooey and I cant wait for that reveal in a few weeks.
If there are two things in this world that are very much not for me, they would be, one, the great outdoors, and two, vomiting my brains out, so ayahuasca is not something that has ever really intrigued me, alleged universal clarity be damned. But good for Axe and Wags, though. Kind of. It is a little funny that the whole office is tearing itself apart in the wake of a hastily constructed revenge merger and Axe and Wags just decided to hop on motorcycles to screw off and do psychedelics to celebrate Axes net worth hitting 10 figures, but whatever. Again, I am not intrigued by the allure of puke-inducing braindrugs and I have barely half as many figures to my name as Axe, so maybe I just dont get it.
Axe did not appear to be having fun, though. Wags was all Mother Earth and hooting owls and Axe was going on maniacal rants about kings and power, and Im pretty sure he was stalking around the fire on all fours like a prowling jungle cat, if anyone needed another Bobby Axelrod is an apex predator metaphor. Axe does not seem like a dude who is wired at all for a mind-enhancing superdrug. I think hed benefit more from, like, a weed brownie and some herbal tea. Man needs to wind down, is what Im saying.
All that said, big fan of the self-discovery beard. And the wild mane of hair. Axe looks like a straight-up Game of Thrones character here, like Damian Lewis is still annoyed that hes the one working British actor in the world who wasnt brought in for an audition on that show, like hes cosplaying as Biker Tormund to exorcise those demons. I love it. Or rather, I loved it, past tense. I was devastated to see him clean-shaven and tightened-up at that Vanity Fair shoot. I was hoping hed come back to the office holding a sword and the detached head of one of his many mortal enemies. Set the tone. Show everyone whos boss. Make Brian happy.
Thats what Im really getting at here. My enjoyment. Grow the beard back. Come on.
In addition to being on the receiving end of this absolutely crushing exchange, one that made me physically wince and realize how much I never want to get into a heated argument with a trained psychologist, this was Chucks week:
But at least he has those books, I guess.
This is where I should probably discuss the cameo by WWE superstar Becky Lynch, who is apparently friends with Wendy, in what is possibly the wildest cameo this show has seen since Axe greased the wheels of a deal by having Kevin Durant record a Bar Mitzvah greeting on a cell phone. Im not going to do that, though. Instead, Im going to highlight the fact that Bonnie responded to a very reasonable HR-related complaint by lifting both of her palms to her face and ripping off an extended fake fart that someone in the captions department had to got to? transcribe. Im so happy for everyone involved here.
Kate Sacker is the best. Shes the most competent and confident person in the room in most of the rooms shes in, she gets stuff done and takes zero of Chucks crap, and she has everything lined up for a nice springboard into Congress. From there, presumably the Senate and/or the Oval Office. Shes an impressive lady who I would never cross in a million years and when she stares at people it looks like she is trying to turn them into dust right there on the floor. One day shell probably succeed.
But this is not good. Were a single episode into this season and shes already at least two strikes into Billions Characters Headed For Personal And/Or Professional Ruin situation. The first was articulating her plans for the future, the thing about Congress. No one on Billions ever gets to see their dreams through. Every dreamer gets crushed and swept up and tossed into a trash can. Remember Rebecca Cantu and her short-lived plan to run a department store? Remember Lara Axelrods hangover recovery business? Remember Ice Juice? Saying your dreams out loud on Billions is like having two weeks until retirement in a buddy cop movie. Things are about to go sideways for you. Quickly.
Which brings us to strike two: Working with Chuck to go after Axe. If theres one thing weve learned for certain about Billions over its four-plus seasons, its that Axe and Chuck are two cockroaches who will still be left standing after the apocalypse which they probably caused while everyone else around them gets vaporized. Sacker is about to get Connertyd. I feel it coming and I hate it.
I loved everything about the scene where Axes diabolical henchmen Wags, Dollar Bill, and Victor gave him an update on the Bitcoin prosecution. I love that all three of them came to deliver a brief message any one of them could have easily delivered solo. I love that they came in strutting in a wide line like a teenage street gang from West Side Story. I love that Axe, who presumably knew they were coming, was waiting for them while sitting in a chair facing the opposite direction and staring out his penthouse window at the city skyline around him like a total supervillain.
I missed you so much, Billions. Never leave me again.
Here is the original post:
The 'Billions' Stock Watch: It's Time For Psychedelics And Subterfuge - UPROXX
- 8 Mystical Herbs and Legal Psychedelics For Lucid Dreaming - December 8th, 2016 [December 8th, 2016]
- Psychedelics: LSD, Mushrooms, Salvia | Facts | Drug Policy ... - December 10th, 2016 [December 10th, 2016]
- FS Book Company - Marijuana Books - December 12th, 2016 [December 12th, 2016]
- Psychedelic - PsychonautWiki - December 27th, 2016 [December 27th, 2016]
- From Alzheimer's To Psychedelics, 2016 Was A Good Year For ... - January 3rd, 2017 [January 3rd, 2017]
- LSD - Psychedelic Effects - The Good Drugs Guide - January 5th, 2017 [January 5th, 2017]
- THC - Psychedelics - January 29th, 2017 [January 29th, 2017]
- Psychedelics | Pharmacological Reviews - January 30th, 2017 [January 30th, 2017]
- Dorian Yates reveals all on steroids, body dysmorphia, psychedelics, cannabis and yoga - Express.co.uk - February 7th, 2017 [February 7th, 2017]
- Psychedelic drug therapy including magic mushrooms, LSD and ... - CBS News - February 7th, 2017 [February 7th, 2017]
- Psychedelics Being Tested For Use In Treating Various Conditions - CBS Local - February 8th, 2017 [February 8th, 2017]
- The psychedelic renaissance - Boulder Weekly - February 9th, 2017 [February 9th, 2017]
- Buy psychedelics online : Chinglabs.com - February 12th, 2017 [February 12th, 2017]
- Psychedelic drugs like magic mushrooms and LSD have key ... - Yahoo Finance - February 13th, 2017 [February 13th, 2017]
- Psychedelics a Viable Therapeutic Option for Depression - Psychiatry Advisor - February 14th, 2017 [February 14th, 2017]
- Is Silicon Valley Onto Something With Its LSD Microdosing? - Newsweek - February 15th, 2017 [February 15th, 2017]
- News Releases - Noozhawk - February 16th, 2017 [February 16th, 2017]
- A Revolution in the Science of Psychedelics is Happening in Boulder - 303 Magazine - February 16th, 2017 [February 16th, 2017]
- When Reality Is More Intense Than Psychedelics: Strand Of Oaks ... - NPR - February 17th, 2017 [February 17th, 2017]
- Psychedelics Help Reduce Opioid Addiction, According to New Study - AlterNet - February 22nd, 2017 [February 22nd, 2017]
- Psychedelics May Help Reduce Opioid Addiction, According To ... - Huffington Post - February 23rd, 2017 [February 23rd, 2017]
- Psychedelics Help Reduce Opioid Addiction, According to New Study - eNews Park Forest - February 24th, 2017 [February 24th, 2017]
- Psychedelics Could Play A Role In Tackling The Opioid Epidemic - Huffington Post - February 24th, 2017 [February 24th, 2017]
- Meet The People's Champion of Psychedelic Drugs - Narratively - February 27th, 2017 [February 27th, 2017]
- How psychedelics like psilocybin and LSD actually change the way ... - Yahoo Finance - February 27th, 2017 [February 27th, 2017]
- First U. student group on studying psychedelics holds open house - The Daily Princetonian - February 27th, 2017 [February 27th, 2017]
- How psychedelics like psilocybin and LSD actually change the way people see the world - Businessinsider India - February 28th, 2017 [February 28th, 2017]
- Psychedelics Help Reduce Opioid Addiction, According to New ... - February 28th, 2017 [February 28th, 2017]
- WATCH: A Public Policy Expert Explains How to Safely Deregulate LSD and Other Psychedelics - AlterNet - March 7th, 2017 [March 7th, 2017]
- Quotes About Psychedelics (48 quotes) - March 7th, 2017 [March 7th, 2017]
- Inside the Psychedelic Underground - RollingStone.com - March 9th, 2017 [March 9th, 2017]
- What Psychedelics Really Do to Your Brain - Rolling Stone - RollingStone.com - March 10th, 2017 [March 10th, 2017]
- Hallucinogens Help, According to a Mom's Memoir and Son's Documentary - Bedford + Bowery - April 8th, 2017 [April 8th, 2017]
- Meditation and the psychedelic drug ayahuasca seem to change the brain in surprisingly similar ways - Businessinsider India - April 8th, 2017 [April 8th, 2017]
- Tripping out: the highs and lows of psychedelic therapy - Marie Claire UK - April 8th, 2017 [April 8th, 2017]
- Stop Policing Psychedelic Science - Motherboard - June 6th, 2017 [June 6th, 2017]
- America's Trippiest Chemist: Making Psychedelics 'Was Fun' - Motherboard - June 6th, 2017 [June 6th, 2017]
- The Three Types of Hallucinogens: Psychedelics ... - June 7th, 2017 [June 7th, 2017]
- Cary Grant was one of the first to benefit from LSD therapy - Quartz - June 11th, 2017 [June 11th, 2017]
- What it's like to take psychedelics in small doses at breakfast - New Scientist - June 14th, 2017 [June 14th, 2017]
- 'Changing Our Minds' explores psychedelic drugs and spiritual healing - Religion News Service - June 14th, 2017 [June 14th, 2017]
- Q&A With Psychedelic Stand-Up and LaughFest Headliner Shane Mauss - Flagpole Magazine - June 20th, 2017 [June 20th, 2017]
- Q&A: LaughFest comedian talks science and psychedelics - Red and Black - June 20th, 2017 [June 20th, 2017]
- 'Changing Our Minds' explores psychedelic drugs and spiritual healing - The Daily Tribune - June 21st, 2017 [June 21st, 2017]
- Shane Mauss brings Good Trip Comedy Tour to town - Chattanooga Times Free Press - June 22nd, 2017 [June 22nd, 2017]
- 'Changing Our Minds' explores psychedelic drugs and spiritual healing - The Oakland Press - June 22nd, 2017 [June 22nd, 2017]
- Director Ana Lily Amirpour on Cannibalism, Psychedelics, and 'Horrifying' Racism Allegations - Jezebel - June 23rd, 2017 [June 23rd, 2017]
- Majority of Americans ready to embrace psychedelic therapy - YouGov US - June 24th, 2017 [June 24th, 2017]
- The Refugee Funding America's Psychedelic Renaissance - VICE - June 24th, 2017 [June 24th, 2017]
- Open Your Mind This Weekend at Europe's Largest Psychedelic Conference - VolteFace Magazine (blog) - June 27th, 2017 [June 27th, 2017]
- Psychedelics and Virtual Reality Make a Trendy but Illegal Therapy - Inverse - June 27th, 2017 [June 27th, 2017]
- The war on drugs is back. Will psychedelic drug research survive? - The Verge - June 29th, 2017 [June 29th, 2017]
- Tune in, Turn on, Stay in School - Study Breaks - July 2nd, 2017 [July 2nd, 2017]
- Cannabist Show: He's psychedelic comedian Shane Mauss - The Cannabist - July 2nd, 2017 [July 2nd, 2017]
- The brain on DMT: mapping the psychedelic drug's effects - Wired.co.uk - July 3rd, 2017 [July 3rd, 2017]
- Psychedelics Could Help Asia's Mental Health Care, But Stigma Remains Roadblock - TheFix.com - July 3rd, 2017 [July 3rd, 2017]
- Is LSD the new coffee? - FactorDaily - July 4th, 2017 [July 4th, 2017]
- My grandfather was a death row doctor. He tested psychedelic drugs on Texas inmates. - Texas Tribune - July 5th, 2017 [July 5th, 2017]
- About Us | Trusted News Source for Psychedelic Research ... - July 6th, 2017 [July 6th, 2017]
- Do Psychedelic Drugs Cause the 'Prophetic Effect'? - Breaking Israel News - July 11th, 2017 [July 11th, 2017]
- Are psychedelics the new medical marijuana? - WTSP 10 News - July 14th, 2017 [July 14th, 2017]
- Psychiatrists Say Cannabis Medicine Has Psychedelic Properties - The Marijuana Times - July 15th, 2017 [July 15th, 2017]
- Can Psychedelics Be Therapy? Allow Research to Find Out - New York Times - July 17th, 2017 [July 17th, 2017]
- Countdown To (Legalized) Ecstasy! Rick Doblin, MAPS, & the Psychedelic Renaissance [Podcast] - Reason (blog) - July 20th, 2017 [July 20th, 2017]
- Should We Reclassify Marijuana as a Hallucinogen? - Big Think - July 20th, 2017 [July 20th, 2017]
- Do You Take Drugs at Festivals? This Initiative is Working on Keeping You Safe - PoliticalCritique.org - July 20th, 2017 [July 20th, 2017]
- Psychedelic drugs could tackle depression in a way that antidepressants can't - INSIDER - July 22nd, 2017 [July 22nd, 2017]
- Psychedelic Shine takes a trip to the skies in Boulder - Boulder Daily Camera - July 22nd, 2017 [July 22nd, 2017]
- Reasons to Consider Trying Psychedelics - FoxWeekly - July 27th, 2017 [July 27th, 2017]
- Psychedelics and Normality - HuffPost - July 27th, 2017 [July 27th, 2017]
- New book about psychedelics and weird human experiences - Boing Boing - July 27th, 2017 [July 27th, 2017]
- Scientists Want You to Give Them Money to Study ... - July 29th, 2017 [July 29th, 2017]
- What Has Awe Done for Me Lately? - HuffPost - August 1st, 2017 [August 1st, 2017]
- For children, it's beyond psychedelics - The Hans India - The Hans India - August 1st, 2017 [August 1st, 2017]
- Expanding consciousness - 48 Hills - August 2nd, 2017 [August 2nd, 2017]
- THE FUTURE OF PSYCHEDELICS: Are LSD and Mushrooms The New Prozac? - Dope Magazine - August 5th, 2017 [August 5th, 2017]
- Psychedelic drugs saved my life. So why aren't they prescribed? - Wired.co.uk - August 9th, 2017 [August 9th, 2017]
- LSD as therapy: How scientists are reclaiming psychedelics ... - August 9th, 2017 [August 9th, 2017]
- The foundation of Western philosophy is probably rooted in psychedelics - Quartz - August 12th, 2017 [August 12th, 2017]
- Crazy Enough to be Correct - HuffPost - August 15th, 2017 [August 15th, 2017]