Star Wars Theory: Vader Immortal Might Reveal the True Purpose of the Death Star – CBR – Comic Book Resources

The Death Stars were moon-sized battle stations developed by the Galactic Empire, capable of destroying entire planets. Thirty years later, the First Order followed suit, tunneling the kyber-rich planet Illum to build the Starkiller Base. That's par for the course for a militarized regime, but it always seemed like a waste of resources, given the Emperors objectives and his explicit disregard for building lasting political structures. But what if those feats of wartime engineering weren't what the Imperial and First Order officials thought they were? What if the true reason for their existence was to allow Palpatine to achieve immortality? Thats what the VR game Vader Immortal seems to be pointing at, through the legend of Lady Corvax and the Brightstar.

In Vader Immortal, the player character ventures beneath Fortress Vader on Mustafar to retrieve the Brightstar artifact for Darth Vader. Lady Corvaxs spirit guides the player on this quest, and along the way she explains that she stole the Brightstar, the sacred object that provided Mustafar with life, to create a device that would bring her dead husband back to life. (That's why Vader wants the Brightstar too: Hes trying to bring Padm back to life.)

However, while a portal was created, and her husband was trapped in the world between the living and the dead, the Brightstar energy destroyed Mustafar, transforming it into the volcanic inferno that it is now. The portal remained active, a rip in time and space, and it was a major plot point the Marvel comics series Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith, in which Vader is also on a quest to resurrect Padm (he blunders, although not because the portal wasnt working).

Vader Immortal peppers the screen with visual hints that this Brightstar is actually primitive Death Star technology: The Brightstar looks like a massive, spiral kyber crystal, within a cave of smaller kyber crystals. The pre-Corvax Mustafarians had been using it as an energy source, or perhaps as a way to keep their world in balance in the Force. Lady Corvax broke that balance to rip the veil of reality and bring back her husband, which caused the devastation.

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Canon material backs up that hypothesis: In Catalyst: A Rogue One novel, scientist Galen Erso discovers that kyber crystals could be faceted to become a very cheap source of energy for entire planets. He also proposed that kyber crystals were able to align the natural dark and light side of the Force to focus, balance and increase this energy output even more. However, without proper containment this energy would lash out and destroy everything that surrounded it as it could be seen in the Death Star I, II and the Starkiller Base, and on a lesser degree, Kylo Rens fractured kyber crystal and crackling, spitting sword, and in the explosion that results from Anakin's lightsaber breaking in The Last Jedi. That's exactly what happened to Mustafar after Lady Corvax unwittingly unleashed the energy of the Brightstar.

The Emperor was obsessed with immortality, and everything he did was designed to lead to that goal. Why bother to harness such a vast and time-consuming military power and building two massive and incredibly conspicuous space stations just to kill people? Could he have been trying to use the same kyber crystal energy around which the Death Stars were based to open a portal to a higher plane of existence, beyond life and death?

There is a plane like that: In The Clone Wars, the Gods of Mortis seem to inhabit and control a space where anything can happen. On Star Wars Rebels, Palpatine uses a Mortis portal to penetrate the World Between Worlds, the place in which the Force connects all points in time and space; staying there would have made him invincible. In the comic book Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith, Palpatine implies he knows about the portal under Mustafar, so he probably knew the legend of the Brightstar and its resurrection properties too. All of that, plus the Rur crystal (more on that in a moment), point toward the idea of an advanced civilization that knew how to wield the kyber crystals better than the old Sith and the Jedi. They went extinct, leaving behind only legends, artifacts and gods: a tempting puzzle for a Sith so obsessed with power and eternal life.

The Force Awakens featured Starkiller Base, which was originally the kyber-rich planet of Illum, the place where Jedi padawans went to retrieve crystals for their lightsabers. The First Order took advantage of the extinction of the Jedi to take over the planet, tunnel it and exploit its core to create the most terrifying weapon of mass destruction: one that killed suns and destroyed entire systems across impossible distances. In the novelization, it is mentioned they did this by ripping a hole through time and space. In Finns words, It doesn't operate in what we'd call normal hyperspace. It fires through a hole in the continuum that it makes itself. Everybody was calling it 'sub'-hyperspace." In a different internal monologue, General Hux, closest thing the First Order has to a chief science officer, thinks about how Starkiller melds the quintessence derived from dark matter with the kyber crystals at the core of the planet to create phantasm energy that can travel through the galaxy instead of across it.

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It sounds as if the First Order unwittingly created a rip in space and time that shortcut through the World Between Worlds. Within The Force Awakens, there are some interesting Force-related events that occur at the same time as the Starkiller weapon is being charged and deployed: Rey and Kylo Ren (two Force users) are on the base as the Starkiller, a massive machine surrounding an enormous amount of kyber crystals, sucks the sun dry. Kylo Ren surrenders to the Dark Side of the Force and kills his father. Poe Damerons targets the oscillator that ultimately destroys the planet, which coincides with the turning of the tables in the fight between Kylo and Rey. In the novel, interestingly, that's also the precise moment when Rey hears a cold, murderous voice in her head coaxing her to kill Kylo. It's a voice that sounds a lot like the Emperor talking through time and space. Why at that precise moment, and not before, unless Palptine's ability to communicate with the living was dependent on the existence of this hole and the presence of a kyber crystal planet?

But what about resurrection? Other than by ripping the fabric of reality and the balance of dark and light, is it possible for a kyber crystal to help someone come back to life, like Lady Corvax intended? We know that its possible for kyber crystals to hold conscience and Force powers, even for Jedi. In Marvel's canonical Doctor Aphra, the characters finds the ruins of the space-station fortress of the Ordu Aspectu, an ancient, pre-Republic sect of Jedi that wanted to achieve immortality. Their Rur crystal (another artifact that looks an awful lot like a massive kyber, but this time in green) was the computer core of their fortress, its source of energy and the vessel for the Eternal Rur, a corrupted Jedi spirit A.I.

Darth Vader eventually fetched the Rur Crystal, and it became a prized part of Palpatines collection. So, yes, in a way, kyber crystals could technically be used to contain the conscience of Force users. This ancient galactic concept, combined with the legend of Lady Corvax, would work perfectly for Palpatines quest for ultimate power and immortality, and would explain his very disparate interests in ancient history and technological advancement: all along, he was trying to replicate and improve upon these ancient technologies for his own benefit and his ultimate goal: immortality.

When Darth Vader killed the Emperor, he did so by throwing him deeper into the heart of the Death Star, where he exploded into energy. Part of that energy was seen hitting Vaders helmet (that might explain why it speaks to Kylo Ren), but most of it went down the chute, toward the kybers powering the Death Star's core. We know that Sith can attach themselves to objects, so what object would be better for Palpatines spirit than the core of a Death Star, made up of kyber crystals that were probably being tuned to manipulate reality itself?

If Palpatines spirit is indeed stuck in the Death Star, that would explain why Rey, Poe, Finn and probably Kylo Ren are heading to it in The Rise of Skywalker: they want to reach him before the other side does, and prevent him (or assist him) in escaping before another kyber-crystal is used to destroy. And, judging by the red-rimmed Sith Fleet with miniaturized Death Star cannons that blow up Kijimi in the Episode IX trailer, it seems like the amount of tiny starkillers able to assist him has multiplied a thousand-fold.

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Who Is The Rottweiler on ‘The Masked Singer’? This Fan Guess Is The Most Legit One Yet – WomansDay.com

There's already a frontrunner on The Masked Singer and it's the Rottweiler. The judges and viewers quickly found out during the contestant's performance of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates that he was a professional musician (or at least he sounds like one). Judge Nicole Scherzinger raved that his was the best rendition of a song she'd heard yet on the show. But even though they were blown away by his talent, the judges couldn't come to a consensus about who was behind the mask. The viewers, though? They think they have this mystery solved.

When a photo of the Rottweiler first appeared on the show's Instagram page, fans couldn't decide who it might have been. One commenter guessed that it was Snoop Dogg, but that would be a little obvious for a season that has pledged to make the clues harder. Another fan guessed that it could definitely be a rapper, based on the styling of the costume alone.

After hearing the Rottweiler sing so well, most of the judges believed that he was someone from a boy band like the Backstreet Boys or NSYNC. Robin Thicke guessed Brian Littrell from the Backstreet Boys and Ken Jeong agreed, while also throwing out JC Chasez from NSYNC as an option. Jenny McCarthy guessed another boy band member, Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees. Meanwhile, Nicole Scherzinger threw out a complete wild card and said Bruno Mars.

All of the judges admitted that the clue package threw them off, so most of their guesses were based on singing talent only not on the actual hints. Fans on Twitter utilized both the clues and the performance to make their own guesses, though. Many of them came to the same decision that it could be Chris Daughtry from the rock band Daughtry (and from American Idol) under that mask.

When you look closer at the clue package from the show, that guess makes a ton of sense. In the video, blue roses are shown on a shelf, and Daughtry has a big tattoo of a blue rose on his arm. When he got the ink, he posted it to Instagram with a caption explaining his choice. "Blue roses are often portrayed in literature and art as symbols of love, prosperity and even immortality... one could say Eternal Life," he wrote.

He also said he rose to fame "almost overnight." Being on American Idol is one way to get some overnight success in the industry, and Daughtry was on season 5 of the singing show. There were also two references to football in the clue video. One said, "The first time I touched a pigskin under the Friday night lights, I learned preparation is key." And the other clue was a fantasy football champion ring. According to ESPN, Daughtry played football in high school but said he wasn't very good at it.

Perhaps, in the clue video, he was saying preparation was key for football and that he didn't prepare enough because he wasn't good. Also his championship ring is in fantasy football rather than real football because he didn't make it to the pros.

In the video there was a record named "Live" playing, and, as a musician, Daughtry has played live many times. He also said he wants to "show the doubters, it's not over." Well, "It's Not Over" is actually one of Daughtry's most popular songs. Take a look at the clue video for yourself if you want to be further convinced:

None of the judges guessed Daughtry when they heard the Rottweiler sing, but maybe next week they'll hear that tone in his voice. Or maybe we're totally barking up the wrong tree with this Daughtry guess. We'll just have to wait and see when the Rottweiler is unmasked.

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Brady Bunch star Susan Olsen reveals reason she hated being on iconic sitcom – Fox News

LOS ANGELES Susan Olsen has enjoyed many of the spoils that came with being a child actor on the legendary family sitcom The Brady Bunch.

Now,at 58 and fresh off an exciting HGTV special series, where the surviving castmembers renovated the venerable Brady Bunch house, Olsen is opening up about her time as Cindy Brady and why she detested being on the series.

'BRADY BUNCH' STAR SUSAN OLSEN RECALLS VISITING THE SHOW'S ICONIC HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME

I say in order to have immortality, you have to have a soul and the soul is love. And I think that the love that was shown on the show, it was genuine between all of us cast members and I think people pick up on that, Olsen told Fox News in reference towhy the show has managed to stand the test of time so many years after its television exit.

But she didn't always feel that positive.

I never thought I would say this because when I was younger I was very rebellious and I really hated the fact that I was in such a wholesome show with American values and family values. But guess what now I'm so proud of that, added Olsen while attending the Jose Iturbi Foundations rooftop dinner "Under the Stars" event at the Hollywood Bowl.

Members of "The Brady Bunch," cast, from left, Maureen McCormick, Eve Plumb, Susan Olsen, Mike Lookinland, Christopher Knight and Barry Williams participate in HGTV's "A Very Brady Renovation" panel at the Television Critics Association Summer Press Tour on Thursday, July 25, 2019, in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Photo by Willy Sanjuan/Invision/AP)

The animal rights activist said she appreciates that people saw the Brady family as something they could aspire their households to be and explained that it was actually the role of Cindy Brady itself that helped Olsen come into her own as a young woman.

I think that being an actress helped me to grow. I don't really think that the show helped me to grow so much as people that watched the show learned to grow, shared Olsen. People would ask me, 'Don't you wish that 'The Brady Bunch' was your real family?'And I'm like no because my family is just as good and they're a little bit funnier, a little weirder, but I know so many people that literally say that the show saved their lives.

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She continued: And you know, I had a great family life but for people and other people that had a great family life loved it too--but there were people that didn't have a great life and as children, they depended on the show. And it's for them that I really feel responsible.

The radio host said she never wanted to become an actress and simply used it as a means of helping her to focus on other avenues where her interests laid.

Well, I didn't pursue having a career in acting. I did at first because I just didn't have much imagination, Olsen explained. I thought, 'I've got my foot in the door with something that everybody wants,' and it took me a while to realize that I didn't want it. Acting is not really my medium I'm a creative person, but I prefer visual arts.

But now I'm teaching acting for kids among other things, so I love it but it's not really my thing, Olsen said, adding that she loves Cindy Brady for allowing her to connect with fans.

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As far as careers go, you know, Cindy Brady has certainly been a good ambassador. She opens doors, people have a nice feeling about me and they may not know why. [They say] 'Gee, I just feel like I grew up with you.' I'm like, 'Oh, that's nice,' said Olsen.

When asked if fans of the series are ever surprised at her rebellious nature and problem with authority, Olsen said yes, adding that Cindy really wasnt that smart to begin with.

Susan Olsen as Cindy Brady in "The Brady Bunch." (Getty)

I think people generally are happily surprised when they find out that my tastes were not quite so wholesome, she said. You know, I was very into punk rock and rock music and I'm really outspoken. So I'm definitely not Cindy, but I don't want to be the anti-Cindy because she was fairly nice.

She just wasn't very bright, Olsen added with a laugh.

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Today, Olsen says shes having the time of life and said when she isnt teaching acting classes or listening to her rock and roll, she passes her time with video games and cellphone apps that keep her mind sharp.

I play 'World of Warcraft," Olsen said.I am a big gamer kind of person, yeah. I'm not very good at fast things, but the strategies I'm good at.

Brady Bunch cast: (left to right) Maureen McCormack / Marsha Brady, Christopher Knight / Peter Brady, Susan Olsen / Cindy Brady, Mike Lookinland / Bobby Brady, Eve Plumb / Jan Brady & Barry Williams / Greg Brady in front of the original Brady home in Studio City, CA, as seen on A Very Brady Renovation. (HGTV via AP)

Olsen continued: I do some of those mental [exercises] deliberately because I'm not getting any younger. I do some of those apps on the phone. I try to keep frosty and try to learn new things. I teach children I teach a filmmaking class where we just put together a little film and just keeping up with the technology in video is a constant challenge.

Olsen said she had no more secrets she could share from the old Brady Bunch set, telling us that Barry [Williams] told all and then some because a lot of what he told in his book Growing Up Brady didnt actually happen if you read the book.

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Yeah I mean we all, we weren't really related, we didn't really share a house so yeah, we kind of tended to date each other, although I was too young to date, said Olsen.

But we made out in the dog house, she added. I mean we were just such good kids. We were a lot like the characters and in fact, we didn't argue as much as the characters because we didn't have to share one bathroom with no toilet.

That can make people cranky, Olsen said with amusement.

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Enable at ‘her peak’ ahead of Arc hat-trick attempt – FRANCE 24

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Paris (AFP)

Enable is at "her absolute peak" for Sunday's Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, the superstar mare's trainer John Gosden said on Monday.

Frankie Dettori's mount is odds-on favourite to become the first triple winner of Europe's most prestigious race.

The last to attempt the feat was Treve, trained by Criquette Head-Maarek. The 2013/2014 Arc heroine missed out on turf immortality when finishing fourth to Gosden's Golden Horn in 2015.

Enable arrives in Paris in fine fettle, having extended her unbeaten run to 12 in the Yorkshire Oaks in August.

Gosden told Sky Sports: "She's got a great stride on her and a great head and a wonderful outlook. She's always got her ears pricked and she's very enthusiastic about everything."

The Newmarket trainer suggested that as a five-year-old Enable has reached the summit of her skills.

"She's filled her frame and there's no doubt in my mind that a flat thoroughbred horse is probably at their absolute peak at five. She's fully grown now and fully developed."

Leading the opposition to topple her are the Aidan O'Brien-trained Japan and Magical, French Derby winner Sottsass, last year's Waldgeist who finished fourth and three runners trained in Japan - Kiseki, Blast Onepiece and Fierement.

"We'll see how we go ? there's some mighty opposition coming at us, there's no doubt about that," said Gosden.

With a prize money pot of five million euros ($5.45 million) the Arc is the second richest turf race in the world behind Australia's The Everest.

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World Athletics Championships: Lyles, Warholm and the other stars chasing world record immortality – myKhel

Noah Lyles (Men's 200m)

Bolt's astonishing 19.19 seconds in the German capital back in 2009 took the breath away and looked set to stand for generations. Anyone going quicker remains a long shot but, as Bolt himself proved by going under Michael Johnson's apparently unassailable 19.32, even the most celebrated records are there to be broken.

"I have a strong chance of winning and I also have a strong chance of trying to break some records," American sensation Noah Lyles told BBC Sport when reflecting upon a superb 2019 to date. "I might not get another chance like this again because I plan to be doubling after this."

Lyles, 22, will only compete in the 200 meters in Doha, having broken Bolt's Paris Diamond League meeting record last month in a time of 19.65. His 19.50 in Lausanne in July is the fourth-fastest time in history. Gold looks assured - the question is just how impressive that gold might be.

In Zurich last month, Norway's Karsten Warholm ran the second fastest 400m hurdles of all time, powering home in 46.92. However, gold is far from a formality for the world's leading performer.

Warholm was pushed all the way to the line by Rai Benjamin and the American's time of 46.98 made it the first race ever to have two men go under 47 seconds.

Consider the fact that Qatar's Abderrahman Samba also has a 46.98 on his record and Kevin Young's celebrated mark of 46.78 has never felt more under threat since it was set way back in 1992.

Unlike the other competitors on this list, Dalilah Muhammad has already scaled the mountain.

The Olympic champion won the USA Track and Field title in Iowa this year with a blistering time of 52.20, shaving 0.14 off Yuliya Pechonkina's 2003 world record.

The 29-year-old will now aim to repeat those heroics on this year's biggest stage.

Defending the world title she won in London two years ago, Venezuela's Yulimar Rojas heads to Doha peaking at just the right time.

At the start of this month, she leapt 15 metres 41 centimetres in Andujar, just 9cm shy of Inessa Kravets' 1995 record, which was established on the way to world championship glory.

Repeating that piece of history would round off a stellar year for Rojas, who put an injury-ravaged 2018 behind her to triumph at the Pan American Games in Lima.

On the same Zurich evening Warholm and Benjamin went toe to toe, Juan Miguel Echevarria obliterated the competition in the long jump.

His 8.65m was the longest in the world this year and broke the Diamond League record. The Cuban star also thrilled a home crowd in Havana with a huge 8.92m in March, although his wind-assisted effort was not eligible for record purposes.

The latter leap was close to Mike Powell's imperious world record of 8.95m, which remains unlikely to be challenged in settled conditions.

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On Plans To Investigate Wealthy Pastors And Their Poor Flocks – New Vision

The people that need to be investigated are those thousands of poor pastors who met the President recently led by Pastor Robert Kayanja

By Goodwill Magezi

While launching a wealth creation campaign at a church recently, President Yoweri Museveni cautioned preachers against accumulating wealth as their flock struggle with poverty.

Whichever poor flock, the President was referring to, it is certainly not Zoe Fellowship led by Prophet Elvis Mbonye. We are multiplied on every side in every way; in numbers, in wealth, in revelation, in dominion, in influence, in excellence, in giving, in prophetic fulfilment and not just in word, but indeed consistently demonstrated over the many years. It is now evident for the whole world to see that we are not just theorising or auditioning for ministry.

The God kind of prosperity is supernatural. This means it transcends logic, empirical formulas and human investigation. Our prosperity in Christ is timeless and past finding out for it is rooted and bound to the Kingdom of God. God is essentially our prosperity.

Knowing this, how then can the finite regulate or investigate the infinite? How can mortality regulate immortality? Can darkness investigate light? How can a government that is still dependent on aid and wallowing in debt after 50 years of independence investigate the eternal government of God, the Lord of wealth, the Monarch of the Universe?

The dimension of supernatural prosperity exhibited by Prophet Elvis Mbonye and those that he leads at Zoe Fellowship, springs from God and is the proof that God is the Lord of all wealth and reigns supreme in all the earth.

Actually the people that need to be investigated are those thousands of poor pastors who met the President recently led by Pastor Robert Kayanja, that appealed to the President to lift them out of poverty. Talk about salt losing its saltiness! Do these people believe in the God of the Bible? These pastors who met the President are the people that have been attacking the Gospel of prosperity and yet now have chosen to embrace and preach the NRM version of prosperity "Bonna Bagagawale".

What have these hypocrites been teaching their congregation for all these years! These pastors are clearly not servants of God but civil servants propagating the agenda of the government of Uganda.

They have fully and willingly submitted and believed in the President for their salvation, which President is also still struggling to deliver his third world economy out of poverty and debt for 30 years now! Talk about the blind leading the blind! Who should investigate who?

For us to keep quiet and act like we are all a part and parcel of the lot that pleads to earthly governments for aid as if God is dead, is treasonous against the Kingdom of God. The move of God is at stake here!

It is the government of Uganda that needs the God of the Bible not the other way round.

The writer is a minister at Zoe Fellowship

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A Preview of Old Guard: Force Multiplied #1 – Before Charlize Theron and Idris Elba Get to Be In It – Bleeding Cool News

Greg Rucka and Leanardo Fernandez are bringing back comic book Old Guard , about a captain leading a small group of soldiers working as mercenaries through the ages, to Image Comics in December with a new series, The Old Guard: Force Multiplied.

The difference? Well, this time we know its being made into a movie, starring Charlize Theron, KiKi Layne, Marwan Kenzari, Matthias Schoenaerts, and Chiwetel Ejiofor and directed byGina Prince-Bythewood.

And people always get more interested in a comic book when its going to be made into a movie of TV series.

Filming has been happening down the road from me, at Bourne Wood in Surrey. Maybe I should pop by?

Anyway, heres a look ahead at the first issue and the Theron-heavy solicitation

OLD GUARD FORCE MULTIPLIED #1 (OF 5) (MR)(W) Greg Rucka (A/CA) Leandro FernandezNEW STORY ARC. Soon to be a major motion picture starring CHARLIZE THERON!

Andromache of Scythia and her band of soldiers are back in this second story chronicling the battles and burdens of their dubious immortality. Niles addition to the team has given them new purpose and new direction, but when youve got 6,000 years of history at your back, the past is always ready to return-with a vengeance.

Written by GREG RUCKA and illustrated by the incomparable LEANDRO FERNNDEZ, with colors by DANIELA MIWA, lettering by JODI WYNNE, and design by ERIC TRAUTMANN, the highly anticipated return of THE OLD GUARD is finally here! In Shops: Dec 18, 2019 SRP: $3.99

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‘Stop talking about last year’: Why the Bruins face an unprecedented challenge if they are to win the Stanley… – The Athletic

History is not kind to those teams that came agonizingly close to winning the Stanley Cup.

The Bruins in June became the 10th team since 1971 to lose Game 7 of the Cup final. Of the previous nine, not one made it past the second round of the playoffs the following season.

The last time the Bruins took the ice together, the Stanley Cup was in the building. Hockey immortality was within their grasp.

Now, when they take the ice on Thursday night in Dallas to open the new season, the Cup is a far-off dream as achievable at this point for the lowly Ottawa Senators as it is for the Bruins.

You go from the shocker that you went that far in Game 7 and then youre in disbelief because you thought it was your destiny, said Kay Whitmore, a goalie on the Vancouver Canucks who lost Game 7 of the final the New York Rangers in 1994. You thought, It cant end this way.

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Alternative Match Ratings From This Weekend’s Premier League Action – Balls.ie

Although we had to wait until Tuesday to deliver, the Premier League long weekend has come to an end. As Hurricane Lorenzo peers over the horizon, our patented alternative match ratings are already getting wet and wild.

Here are our alternative match ratings for the weekend that was, because sometimes, numbers can't tell the full story.

Sometimes, when watching a football match, something will happen that tells a story far beyond the mere act of kicking a ball. Yesterday, when Arsenal visited Manchester United, one set piece represented the respective fall from grace for both sides. Arsenal had a free-kick around 35 yards out, peak David Luiz territory. There's no guarantee the ball would go anywhere near the goal, but everyone in the stadium knew the Brazilian would spank it.

Then, Granit Xhaka tried to play a disguised ball to Callum Chambers.

Only Granit Xhaka could think, for one, that he has the capability to spray a blind pass thirty yards. Also, only Granit Xhaka could think that Callum Chambers has the pace and wherewith-all to actually get to the ball. However, Granit Xhaka doesn't think, in any circumstance, so all of this should make sense. The free-kick tells a story of both sides in the midst of a deep malaise. The excitement beforehand, with a talismanic player over the dead ball, the moment of confusion as Xhaka's foot connects with the ball, a wide-eyed glare when you see Chambers scuttle after the ball, and the acceptance afterwards that Arsenal and Manchester United just aren't what they used to be.

From expectancy, to confusion, to hopelessness, and finally acceptance.

Rating - How the mighty have fallen

Frank Lampard's Chelsea finally got their first Premier League home win with a 2-0 win over Brighton and Hove Albion. The win also came alongside a first clean sheet of the season, which should do wonders for the confidence of Cesar Azpilicueta and Fikayo Tomori, the only two defenders that played against Brighton at the weekend.

It should be stressed, however, that Chelsea found themselves at times lucky to keep Brighton scoreless. Dan Burn's downward header somehow managed to hit the crossbar, and several times Albion broke beyond the midfield. Thankfully, for Chelsea, Fikayo Tomori is the fastest man alive. Tomori rashly went tight to Brighton's attackers on a few occasions, got subsequently spun, then ran back to easily dispossess the man.

Rating - False sense of defensive security

England have a knack of choosing goalkeepers who are dangerously over-confident as their national team's number one. Jordan Pickford picked up the Joe Hart manual, and the Everton goalkeeper has ran with it.

Conceding three goals against Manchester City isn't something to be ashamed about. However, having made a brilliant one-on-one save from Raheem Sterling, Pickford's head ballooned. Pickford was at fault for City's second goal, with Riyad Mahrez's shot fizzing past him having got his angles all wrong. Later in the game, the keeper nearly gifted Bernardo Silva a goal by rushing off his line. Pickford then let out a little laugh, but Gary Neville didn't see the funny side.

Rating - Third Chuckle Brother

There's nothing more to be said bar 'oh no'. Liverpool are going to win this title by winning every match, and we should all be extremely afraid. This is a tidal wave and we are powerless to stop it. Poor Dean Henderson had a nightmare, but it was always going to happen. Liverpool were always going to squeeze by Sheffield United, despite the Blades' best efforts. All we can do now is pretend we're pious and pray for salvation.

Rating - Oh No

Yes, Spurs may have beaten Southampton 2-1 at the weekend, but Mauricio Pochettino still has Troy Parrott-shaped questions that need answering. The Argentine felt the wrath of an Irish nation scorned during the week by starting Troy Parrott against Colchester United in the League Cup, only to substitute him on the hour-mark for Ireland's greatest enemy, Christian Eriksen. Spurs subsequently lost that tie, much to the delight of everyone with a harp passport.

Those three points against Southampton are hollow, Poch, and you know it. Ralph Hasenhuttl knows the importance of blooding his young Irish attacker in Premier League matches, perhaps you could take a leaf from his book.

Rating - Undeserved

Life is at its most simplistic when Matt Doherty arrives at the back post for Wolves. Without it, life is as barren as desserts without the rain. The marauding wing-back returned to form at the weekend, coming in at the right time to guide a Neto cross beyond Ben Foster to put Wolves 1-0 up.

The former Bohs man is an awful lot like both Ja Rule and Ashanti. He's not always there when you call, but he's always on time.

Rating - We share, something so rare, but who cares? You care, baby...

Dreadful, awful, appalling, horrific, horrifying, horrible, horrendous, atrocious, abominable, abhorrent, frightful, fearful, shocking, hideous, ghastly, grim, dire, hateful, unspeakable, gruesome, monstrous, sickening, heinous, vile and serious.

Grave, acute, desperate, grievous, distressing, lamentable, egregious, severe, excruciating, agonising, unbearable, intolerable, unendurable, insufferable, very bad, hopeless, poor, inadequate, inferior, unsatisfactory, laughable, substandard, crummy, pathetic, pitiful, useless, lousy, abysmal, duff, chronic, poxy, rubbish and pants.

Rating - every synonym for shite

This isn't a match rating so much as an ode to Andriy Yarmolenko. The Ukrainian just seems to wrap the whole of his left foot around the ball whenever he takes a shot. He's absolutely gorgeous.

Rating - I would die for you

In a surprisingly entertaining 2-2 draw between the second and third best sides to wear claret and blue in the Premier League this season, one man was moments from immortality. Former Aston Villa man Ashley Westwood saw his name in lights when he decided to lob Tom Heaton from the halfway line. The ball glided over the head of the former Burnley goalkeeper and caressed the back of the net.

Unfortunately for Westwood, the referee's whistle had already sounded, and rather than be received like a young David Beckham, he instead received a yellow card.

Rating - A fine line between goose and grandeur

We've started our alternative match ratings with a microcosmic look at a set piece, so let's do it one more time. For purely functional football, Roy Hodgson's Crystal Palace are a model side. There's nothing that showcases this brutally efficient manner than Luka Milivojevic's penalties.

The Serbian got notched another goal in Palace's 2-0 win at home to Norwich City, booting his penalty past Ralf Fahrmann.

Rating - Function over fashion

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Michael Norman: On track to beat Noah Lyles and match Michael Johnson at Tokyo 2020? – Olympic Channel

Michael Norman is the fastest man in the world over 400m, but does Olympic greatness await at Tokyo 2020 by matching Michael Johnson?

Michael Norman is the fastest man in the world over 400m, but he wants to slow down.

'PATIENCE' is the word on Norman's Instagram bio, written 14 times side-by-side in capital letters.

A reminder to himself and his impatient nature that in the age of Instafame, that greatness is earned over time.

"I'm an impatient person," he said, after running 19.70s in the Rome Diamond League 200m in June 2019, beating favourite Noah Lyles, I just have to stay patient and trust my training.

By slowing down, breaking it down, listening, training and tuning, Norman has gained speed and lost seconds off his personal bests.

And now he's proved he can beat Lyles, the USA track star set off speculation on his 200-400m double chances at the Tokyo 2020.

Only one man has managed that in history: Michael Johnson at Atlanta 1996.

Is Norman next?

Michael Johnson's distinctive style pays off at Atlanta 1996 as he becomes the first man to win the Olympic 200m and 400m sprint double.

The American sprinter finished the race in a world record time of 19.32 seconds at Atlanta 1996.

Norman is not as impatient as everyone thinks though.

Four years ago at the 2015 USATF Junior Outdoor Championships three relatively unknown teenagers lined up against each other: Noah Lyles, Michael Norman, and Christian Coleman.

To see where we are now is, you know, crazy, Norman says when he's reminded of that race.

Coleman is the new 100m world champion, Lyles is in the 200m leader (19.50) and Norman is the man at 400m (43.45).

At that Junior meet in 2015 Lyles won in 20.18, to Norman's 20.24.

Norman went home and wrote four life goals in gold marker on computer paper.

One of them read: Beat Noah Lyles.

Norman faced Lyles again one year later at the US Olympic Trials before Rio 2016, and the margin between them was even smaller, 20.09 to 20.14, neither making the team.

Then last year with both turned pro, the pair met at the IAAF Diamond League meeting in Lausanne, Lyles once again coming out on top, clocking 19.69 to Normans 19.88.

Then came Rome.

Norman's first victory in four attempts spanning four years.

Noah Lyles is, like, the first real competitor that Ive had in track and field that has really, like, pushed me over each edge and has beat me non-stop

- Michael Norman

When I finally beat Noah in a 200m in Rome, I was like, Finally. Oh my gosh. Like, four years and counting. It took me four years to beat this guy just one time. And it was just a sigh of relief."

People keep hyping up the rivalry between us, which is great, but I just felt like I needed to put a number on the board for it to be, like, a legitimate rivalry.

Now I get to go home and take that paper down and write some new goals.

Is matching Michael Johnson's 200/400m double at Atlanta one of those goals?

Its going to take a very, very, very special person to do something like that, Norman has said in response to that question.

The problem is that the 200m and the 400m often overlap.

They did at nationals and Norman didn't run the 200, they also intersect at the Worlds.

In Tokyo the 200m semifinals and final are on the two days between the 400m semifinals and final, but he's still keen to try.

Is it feasible? Of course, its feasible. But maybe not feasible to perform very well. Shoot, is it enticing to do it? Yes. Am I gonna be ready for it? I wont know until the end of this year if Ill be ready to do it."

"But I think Ive just got to keep progressing as an athlete, and then I think, if I can keep progressing the way that I am, I think eventually I will be ready.

It's not impossible to petition a move of the events to accommodate an athlete at the Olympics.

They did it for Johnson in '96, and again for Alyson Felix at Rio 2016, but Norman will need to make a big statement in Doha if he wants people to listen.

Becoming world champion and beating Wayde Van Niekerk's world record would make a noise hard not to hear.

But what is it that could inscribe Michael Norman's name alongside greats like Michael Johnson?

What's new about Norman?

When Usain Bolt burst onto the scene, no-one could believe that a 1.96m 6'4" tall sprinter could explode off the blocks the way he did.

Or stay with the shorter more powerful starters over the drive phase and first 30m, achieving maximum extension on those giant strides allowing him to streak away from everybody else towards the finish line.

Bolt was like a hyper-evolved next-gen sprint machine from the future. Built for brilliance.

But what's new about Michael Norman?

At 185cm, 6'1", he doesn't have Bolt's height, but there are certain similarities in his technique - the looseness in his shoulders, the natural, clean motion and smooth mechanics, the straight inflections on the arms.

Physically he has incredibly strong legs that give him a big kick and flexibility despite the muscle mass, his heels almost touching his lower back and he achieves maximum extension on every stride.

Then there are those powerful shoulders keeping him straight and steady at full speed and his arms go up and down without rotation or excess movement.

Quincy Watts won 400m and 4x400m relay gold medals at Barcelona 1992 and now is Norman's coach, he's convinced that this prodigy is 'destined for greatness'.

"I've seen Butch Reynolds, Steve Lewis, Michael [Johnson], and Wayde [Van Niekerk]. I have never seen anyone like him."

- Quincy Watts

"He has a potential speedwise to be faster than them all," says Watts, but this is crucial difference that sets him apart according to his coach:

"The combination that makes him over-the-top special is he has the endurance and the stamina to go with that speed."

Indoor sensation Michael Norman will join the legends of the 400 metres. So says his coach, Barcelona 1992 gold medallist Quincy Watts.

When you watch Norman run and hear the things he says, there's something else that's special about him too:

He listens.

His running style is honed, perfected, with very little wasted movement and energy, like he's dismantled his technique, pared things down and stripped out all the excess so that there's just the most efficient and effective running technique left.

He has a lot to thank his coaches for - and he does, regularly - but his capacity to learn is as impressive as the speed he translates ideas and lessons to races.

After his Rome win, Norman said: "I just went out there really focused on errors and worked on some technical areas that me and coach Caryl [Smith Gilbert] and coach [Quincy] Watts were talking about."

The time [19.70] is a reflection of all the hard work and the trust I have in my coaches, he told NBC Sports.

The ability to process advice and focus methodically on improvements might just be Norman's greatest strength.

Being fast runs in the family.

Norman's Japanese-born mother Nobue was an accomplished sprinter herself, as was his older sister Michelle, and Norman stood out from an early age.

But allied to his talent, he also has a humility and maturity beyond his years, at 21 he already knows what type of legacy he wants to leave behind:

"Saying that you're world champion is cool, saying that you're Olympic champion is amazing, but leaving a legacy is what's most important."

"If you look at Usain Bolt and what he's done over his 12-year career, he left a legacy, he changed the sport forever and now everybody is elevated to these next levels so it's something I want to do myself in the 400."

"I want to be remembered as somebody who's a great competitor, a great person, and a great athlete."

By equalling Johnson's Atlanta double, his Olympic immortality would be assured too.

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Cyborgs and immortality: into the research of Dr. Huberman – University News | – University News

Who doesnt want to live forever?

Every society has its own set of myths about finding eternal life: the Fountain of Youth for the Spaniards and Shangri La for the Chinese, for example. For the transhumanists, this myth may become a reality.

Dr. Jennifer Huberman is a cultural anthropology professor at UMKC whose recent research has focused on this emerging high-tech society. Initially, Huberman did not set out to study the transhumanists.

I came across a book by Martine Rothblatt calledVirtually Human, Huberman said. It was about developing technologies for mind-cloning so that we can live forever. I said, This is completely crazy.

But Huberman reminded herself that as an anthropologist, her job is not to judge other people, but to understand why they think the way they do.

According to Huberman, transhumanists view the body as a work in progress, and they place value on the mind over the body.

For them, the problem is our biology and our biological limitations, said Huberman.

Transhumanists have a post-human vision of the world where humans can design their evolution.

Many of the transhumanists are Silicon Valley techies, inspired by the works of science fiction authors. Huberman describes the stereotypical transhumanist as a kind of geeky, sci-fi, techie, computer savvy person. The group, as Huberman describes it, is a predominantly male, white, in many ways, elite kind of movement in the United States.

For any anthropologist, collecting data is tough work. The traditional study will bring the researcher to an exotic location, such as an isolated tribe in the Amazon. With the transhumanists, however, it isnt that easy.

There isnt one locale where they all are, she explains. A lot of their interaction in society happens online or at conferences.

Despite the difficulty transhumanists pose as a unique society, Huberman was able to collect plenty of data through her research because transhumanists are vocal and want to spread the word about their work.

A great deal of transhuman literature focuses on whether or not it is ethical, or even possible.

The biggest challenge was actually developing a proper anthropological mindset, Huberman said. That kind of judgmental thinking is antithetical to the ways that anthropologists usually work.

Huberman took this challenge as an opportunity to develop a book to equip the next generation of anthropologists with the proper tool kit to examine modern societies. Her book,Ancestors and Avatars: Anthropological Approaches to Transhumanism, is about using this very futuristic movement as a way to introduce students to the discipline of cultural anthropology, Huberman said.

The book applies anthropological wisdom to understand new and futuristic movements through its chapters by focusing on classic anthropological topics in the context of the transhumanists.

For more information on the transhumanist community, Huberman recommendedThe Future of Immortality: Remaking Life and Death in Contemporary Russiaby Anya Bernstein and articles by Jon Bialecki, who is currently writing a book about the intersection of Mormonism and transhumanism.

The transhumanists leave us with a lot of questions about our future. However, while those questions do not have immediate or simplistic answers, research like Hubermans does shed light on the futuristic topic of transhumanists.

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Salvation and Immortality Are Not Just New Testament Ideas – National Catholic Register

There are many signs of belief in the afterlife and salvation in the Old Testament

Its true that the doctrines of salvation and the eternal afterlife (both for the saved and the damned) developed quite a bit in the inter-testamental period, and then all the more so in the New Testament. But there were also many clear signs or precursors of it (some remarkably explicit) all along. The book of Job seems to allude to an eternal consciousness in a resurrected body in some sort of paradisal state with God:

Job 19:25-27(RSV) For I know that my Redeemer lives,and at last he will stand upon the earth;[26] and after my skin has been thus destroyed,then from my flesh I shall see God,[27] whom I shall see on my side,and my eyes shall behold, and not another. (cf. 14:12-15)

The prophet Isaiah (8th c. BC) taught similarly:

Isaiah 26:19aThy dead shall live, their bodies shall rise. O dwellers in the dust, awake and sing for joy! . . .

This is hardly a shadowy temporary existence in Sheol and then annihilation. But there is muchmore, too:

2 Kings 2:11And as they still went on and talked, behold, a chariot of fire and horses of fire separated the two of them. And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.(cf. Gen 5:24: Enoch)

Psalms 16:10-11For thou dost not give me up to Sheol,or let thy godly one see the Pit.[11] . . .in thy right hand are pleasures for evermore.

Psalms 21:4He asked life of thee; thou gavest it to him,length of days for ever and ever. . . . (cf. 23:6)

Psalms 49:7-9, 15Truly no man can ransom himself,or give to God the price of his life,[8] for the ransom of his life is costly,and can never suffice,[9] that he should continue to live on for ever,and never see the Pit. . . . [15]But God will ransom my soul from the power of Sheol,for he will receive me. . . .

Psalms 73:24, 26. . . afterward thou wilt receive me to glory.. . . [26]. . . God is the strength of my heart and my portion for ever.

Daniel 7:18But the saints of the Most High shall receive the kingdom, and possess the kingdom for ever, for ever and ever.

Daniel 12:2 And many of those who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

The notion of spiritual salvation is present in the Old Testament as well:

Psalms 34:6-7This poor man cried, and the LORD heard him,and saved him out of all his troubles.[7] The angel of the LORD encampsaround those who fear him, and delivers them.

Psalms 51:1-3, 5, 7, 9-14 Have mercy on me, O God,according to thy steadfast love;according to thy abundant mercy blot out my transgressions.[2] Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity,and cleanse me from my sin![3] For I know my transgressions,and my sin is ever before me.. . . [5] Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity,and in sin did my mother conceive me.. . . [7] Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean;wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.. . .[9] Hide thy face from my sins,and blot out all my iniquities.[10] Create in me a clean heart, O God,and put a new and right spirit within me.[11] Cast me not away from thy presence,and take not thy Holy Spirit from me.[12] Restore to me the joy of thy salvation,and uphold me with a willing spirit.[13] Then I will teach transgressors thy ways,and sinners will return to thee.[14] Deliver me from bloodguiltiness, O God,thou God of my salvation,and my tongue will sing aloud of thy deliverance. . . .

Proverbs 15:24The wise mans path leads upward to life,that he may avoidSheolbeneath.

Isaiah 45:17, 21-22But Israel is saved by the LORDwith everlasting salvation;you shall not be put to shame or confoundedto all eternity. . . . [21] . . . a righteous God and a Savior . . . [22] Turn to me and be saved,all the ends of the earth!For I am God, and there is no other.

Jeremiah 17:14Heal me, O LORD, and I shall be healed;save me, and I shall be saved;. . .

Jeremiah 31:33-34But this is the covenant which I will make with the house of Israel after those days, says the LORD: I will put my law within them, and I will write it upon their hearts; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.[34] . . . for I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more.

Most of these passages likely refer to physical salvation from enemies and death, but some may have a double application, and some may refer to spiritual salvation only.

The idea of being abandoned to Sheol is similar to eternal hellfire (a developmental precursor of it). Thus, eternal life or eschatological salvation is described as thou dost not give me up to Sheol (Ps 16:10). God delivers or rescues the righteous from Sheol (he brings down toSheoland raises up: 1 Sam 2:6; cf. Ps 30:3; 49:15; 86:13; 89:48). Sheol is the hopeless final state of the wicked (Ps 6:5; 9:17; 31:17; Is 14:11, 15 cf. Mk 9:48; 38:18; 66:24)

Jeremiah 15:14. . . in my anger a fire is kindled which shall burn for ever. (cf. 17:4; Dt 32:22)

Daniel 12:2And many of those who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

Many references to the pit also refer to Sheol.

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Aloe Vera: The Wonder Plant Of Immortality – Anti Aging News

Very few plants possess the soothing properties of the aloe vera plant which is often called the wonder plant of immortality that has been used as a natural remedy around the globe due to its potent healing properties.

Aloe vera is used as a common ingredient in cosmetics, food supplements, herbal remedies, skincare, moisturizers, and many more uses for very good reasons. This thorny succulent has healing qualities within its thick leaves, its aloe gel and aloe latex juice each have their own medicinal properties. The clear and odorless gel comes from the innermost part of the plant, while the outer contains the aloe latex juice.

When an aloe leaf is sliced open the first thing you see is the yellow latex liquid seeping out of the leaf, and the aloe vera gel is so nutrient dense some consider it to be a food. The plant has therapeutic capabilities that can help you to achieve optimal health, which is why it has earned the nickname of wonder plant of immortality.

The most common use is probably the topical application to help nourish and moisturize the skin. Aloe vera helps to support the healing of mild burns, wounds, sunburns, and relief from minor irritations and rashes with its natural compounds that are tolerated by all skin types.

The plant contains the polysaccharide acemannan which supports healthy digestion, and aloe vera has been used to provide relief from occasional stomach upset to support a robust digestive system.

The succulent can help to support optimal immune system function due to its variety of nurturing compounds and high content of antioxidants, vitamins and minerals which have been studied and well documented. The clear gel contains vitamins A, B1-2-3-5-12, C, and E as well as minerals including calcium, copper, chromium, manganese, magnesium, potassium, selenium, and zinc among its beneficial arsenal.

Aloe vera can be used in gels, juice, powder, capsule, or raw form, but it is important to ensure the supply is of a trusted and clean high quality source to add to your beauty and health care routine.

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The Science Behind Aging – Science Times

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The quest for eternal youth is the driving force behind many pop stories and legends. For some, immortality was more than fiction, so they decided to search for it during their lives. However, the pursuits of alchemists were in vain as we have no elixir of life at our disposal. Not that we are aware of, that is.

Instead of waiting for the real-life Lazarus Pit to reveal itself, we could try to understand what is happening with our bodies as we age. Before you look into the data on long-term care and book a retirement home, take a minute to learn what happens to your body over the years.

We start aging, therefore dying, the moment we are born. The building blocks of our body are the trillions of cells. At each given moment, they are dying out, but the dead cells are replaced with new ones instantly.

Replication is the process of making DNA copies. The DNAs are clustered in tight structures which we call chromosomes. Every healthy human has 23 pairs of chromosomes.

This process has its flaws. Each time chromosomes are replicated, they lose a tiny part of the original. Eventually, the renewal process will miss out on some vital parts. At their edges, chromosomes have something we call telomeres. These are meaningless DNA data at the end of chromosomes. Replication will damage relevant data once all telomeres have vanished.

The replication process has its purpose. Old cells left behind can mess up our internal biology. The condition of cells not being replaced with new ones is called cancer. This condition can be fatal. Therefore it could be fair to say that cells dying out are keeping us alive.

The occurrences inside of us are not the only factors of aging. What we eat, our lifestyles, what are our surroundings, and our exposure to the sun all influence the aging process. If a persons' diet consists only of hamburgers and you avoid fruits and veggies, their body will age more rapidly.

Unfortunately, there is no wonder pill or elixir, which will stop the replication of chromosomes without leaving fatal damages to our bodies. But while we cannot stop aging, we can still prevent a youthful appearance.

Physical activities craft and maintain a good body, and the same actions can keep it younger for a couple of decades. There are some cosmetic products that preserve the appearance of youth, but before purchasing an ointment, we should understand our skin types.

Aging might have a bad reputation due to beauty and fashion magazines, but it's far from a bad thing. The replicated chromosomes prevent cancer, and it will be a long time before essential DNA stops renewing. Those who prefer how they looked in their youth can always resolve to cosmetic products and take some healthy changes in their lifestyles.

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‘Star Wars 9’ theory reveals Order 66 was key to Palpatine’s resurrection – Inverse

Emperor Palpatine has always been obsessed with two things: destroying the Jedi and achieving immortality. But what if those two goals were connected all along? A new theory based on some recent Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker plot leaks explains why Palps needed to kill (almost) all the Jedi before he could fulfill his old masters dream and cheat death.

Warning! Possible spoilers for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ahead.

This new Star Wars theory from redditor u/chris41336 hinges on a few key details weve already covered extensively. First, multiple Rise of Skywalker leaks suggest that Sheev Palpatines evil plan in Episode IX involves uniting the Light and Dark sides in a dyad consisting of Rey and Kylo, which will allegedly unleash an enormous amount of energy capable of bringing old Palpy back from the brink of death.

Second, were pretty sure the current Star Wars trilogy could be referencing one of the weirdest concepts in franchise canon: Mortis. Originally introduced in The Clone Wars animated series, Mortis is a mysterious region inhabited by three immortal Force users (the Father, the Son, and the Daughter) who are locked in eternal battle. More recently, Rian Johnson admitted to watching TCW while developing The Last Jedi and seemingly snuck a Mortis reference into Reys cave vision scene.

So why does any of this matter? Well, as u/chris41336 theorizes, Palpatines plan to achieve immortality could be directly linked to the immortal beings who live in Mortis. After all, the way he pitted Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker against each other in Return of the Jedi already resembles the power struggle between the Father, Daughter, and Son.

The Sith actually discovered this long ago, and its why they created the rule of two, the theory says. One master. One apprentice. Eventually, when powerful enough, when the light came to meet the rising darkness, the master would bring an equally powerful light user before his apprentice to battle, in the hopes that they would form a Force dyad. In the presence of such force energy, the Sith master would perform the ritual and create the trinity. Hence why Palpatine did this over and over.

The problem with this plan, the theory continues, is that it doesnt actually work until the three Force users involved are the only Force users in the galaxy. Otherwise, it dilutes the power of the dyad.

Enter, Order 66

As you probably remember, Order 66 was Emperor Palpatines ultimate checkmate against the Jedi. When the time came, he triggered a chip in the brain of every clone trooper that forced them to betray their Jedi commanders. The result was the immediate death of almost every single Jedi in the galaxy, which finally paved the way for Palps to complete his plan for immortality.

Of course, as we all know, Palpatines plan ultimately failed when Darth Vader betrayed him, but as the first trailer for The Rise of Skywalker revealed, the Emperor never really went away. Instead, he apparently went into hiding, waiting until his next opportunity to create the Force dyad.

During that time, Luke even tried to bring back the Jedi by training a new crop of Force-sensitive pupils, including Kylo Ren. Through the lens of this theory, it seems clear that it was Palpatine who influenced Kylo to turn on Luke and kill the other Jedi-in-training. (You could even argue that it was the Emperor, acting through Snoke, who corrupted Kylo in the first place.)

Now that Luke is dead and Rey really is the last Jedi, it seems Palpatines long-planned scheme may finally succeed. Then again, if history is any guide, we have a feeling that Kylo Ren will follow in his grandfathers footsteps and betray the Emperor just in time, finally putting an end to the greatest villain in Star Wars history.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker hits theaters on December 20.

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Rugby World Cup 2019: Glory in Japan can offer immortality for Joe Schmidt and Warren Gatland – The Independent

Standing at opposite ends of a Celtic rivalry that stretches back more than 130 years, Warren Gatland and Joe Schmidt have walked curiously similar paths during their time on British shores. Meticulous architects in their own unique ways, both men have revitalised two teams that, prior to their arrival, lacked the heavyweight status they now command. Indeed, under Gatland and Schmidt, Walesand Irelandhave emerged as two of the games very best.

The influence of the two New Zealanders has been monumental, crystallising in the various idiosyncrasies that have come to define their teams over the years: dogged resilience, clinical precision, swashbuckling bravado, self-belief and composure in abundance. Yes, there have been setbacks and hiccups along the way, moments of disappointment that have drawn introspection and raised questions. But these fade into insignificance when compared with what has been achieved.

So, with their time as the head coaches of Wales and Ireland set to draw to a close, Gatland and Schmidt find themselves under the microscope like never before as they prepare for what could be their final World Cup campaigns. The questions they now face are ignore to hard. What will their legacies be once they step down? Will Japan 2019 determinethe way in which they are remembered? Can their respective sides shake the burden of history that has hung over them on rugbys grandest stage?

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In Schmidts case,the numbersare hard to ignore. Since taking charge in 2013, he has brought home three Six Nations titles to a country that had won one in the previous 28 years. Further afield, he engineered a maiden win against New Zealandas well as a first series win over Australia in 39 years, with his men showing they were capable of mixing it with the big beasts of the southern hemisphere. A second victory over the world champions followed last year confirmation that the famous win in Chicago wasnt merely a fluke.

But for some, such feats cant hide the fact Ireland have never progressed beyond the quarter-finals at a World Cup. The terrible thing is Schmidts legacy will absolutely be affected one way or another by what happens [in Japan], Ireland great Brian ODriscoll said this month. Irrespective of the Grand Slams and the series wins and the All Blacks victories, everything is hitched on this World Cup, go one step further at least than any other Irish side previously and get to a semi-final.

14 Jun 1987: The New Zealand team do their Haka dance at the beginning of the Rugby World Cup match between New Zealand and Wales in the semi final in Brisbane, Australia. New Zealand won the match 49-6. (Russell Cheyne/Allsport)

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John Drake, Sean Fitzpatrick and Steve McDowell of New Zealand prepare to pack down for a scrum during the 1987 Rugby World Cup Semi-Final match between New Zealand and Wales at Ballymore Stadium on June 14, 1987 in Brisbane, Australia. (Ross Land/Getty Images)

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Serge Blanco of France makes a break during the 1987 Rugby World Cup Semi-Final match between Australia and France at Concord Oval on June 13, 1987 in Sydney, Australia. (Ross Land/Getty Images)

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David Kirk of New Zealand kisses the Willam Webb Ellis Trophy after the 1987 Rugby World Cup Final match between New Zealand and France at Eden Park on June 20, 1987 in Auckland, New Zealand. (Ross Land/Getty Images)

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Michael Lynagh of the Wallabies scores the match winning try during the Rugby World Cup semi-final match between Australia and Ireland at Lansdowne Road October 20, 1991 in Dublin, Ireland. Australia won the match 19-18 and went to beat England in the final. (Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

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England captain Will Carling introduces Queen Elizabeth to the England team before the Rugby World Cup Final against Australia at Twickenham, 2nd November 1991. Australia won the match 12-6. (Russell Cheyne/Getty Images)

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Australian scrum-half Nick Farr-Jones (left) and winger David Campese lift the Webb Ellis Cup after Australia's 12-6 victory over England in the Rugby World Cup Final at Twickenham, 2nd November 1991. (Russell Cheyne/Getty Images)

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S. Poivedin, Phil Kearns and Michael Lynagh of the Australia Rugby Union team hold the Webb Ellis Trophy in the baths after the 1991 Rugby World Cup final victory over England (Allsport UK/Allsport)

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Sean Fitzpatrick of New Zealand is treated for a nosebleed during a Rugby World Cup pool stage match against Ireland at Ellis Park, Johannesburg, South Africa, 27th May 1995. New Zealand won 43-19 and went on to the final, where they were defeated by South Africa. (Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

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Jonah Lomu of New Zealand evades the diving tackle of Rob Andrew of England during the Rugby World Cup Semi Final at the Newlands Stadium in Cape Town, South Africa. New Zealand won the match 45-29. (Simon Bruty /Allsport)

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South Africa's president Nelson Mandela congratulates South Africa's rugby team captain Franois Pienaar before handing him the Webb Ellis Cup after the 1995 Rugby World Cup final match South Africa vs New Zealand at Ellis Park Stadium in Johannesburg on June 24, 1995. (AFP PHOTO/JEAN-PIERRE MULLER)

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English players (From L to R) Darren Garforth, Martin Johnson, Joe Worsley and Dan Luger watch Samoan players perform the Haka before the Rugby World Cup quarter-final play-off game between England and Fiji 20 October 1999 at Twickenham stadium, southwest London. England won 45 to 24 and qualified for the quarter-final against South Africa. (OLIVIER MORIN/AFP/Getty Images)

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Semo Sititi of Samoa celebrates victory over Wales in the Rugby World Cup Pool D match at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, Wales. Samoa won 38-31. (David Rogers /Allsport)

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Jonah Lomu of New Zealand in action during the Semi Final match of the Rugby World Cup against France played at Twickenham in London, England. France won the game 43-31. (Ross Kinnaird /Allsport)

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The French team celebrate after beating New Zealand to win the Semi Final match of the Rugby World Cup played at Twickenham in London, England. France won the game 43-31. (Ross Kinnaird /Allsport)

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Australian scrum-half George Gregan (L) jumps to celebrate his victory as French fly-half Christophe Lamaison walks away after the Rugby World Cup 1999 final game opposing France to Australia 06 November 1999 at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Australian won the final 35 to 12. (WILLIAM WEST/AFP/Getty Images)

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Australian winger Joe Roff drinks from the cup inside the locker room after the Rugby World Cup 1999 final game between France and Australia 06 November 1999 at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Australian won the final 35 to 12 (WILLIAM WEST/AFP/Getty Images)

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Dave Rogers (Getty): This is Jonny Wilkinson kicking the last-minute drop goal to win the 2003 Rugby World Cup in Sydney. It was an amazing occasion for an Englishman to cover, the excitement was incredible. Fortunately, Jonny, who is predominantly a left-footed kicker, kicked this drop goal with his right and therefore was facing towards me.

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ngland captain Martin Johnson celebrates Englands victory with Neil Back and Ben Cohen during the Rugby World Cup Final match between Australia and England at Telstra Stadium November 22, 2003 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Cameron Spencer/Getty Images)

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Dave Rogers (Getty): This is the same occasion but it shows Clive Woodward, the England head coach, taking the Rugby World Cup back down the tunnel to the England dressing room. I have known Clive, since 1980 and it was an absolute thrill to see his dreams, and England's, come true.

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Hugh McMeniman of Australia contests a lineout ball with Mike James of Canada during the IRB Rugby World Cup Pool B match between Australia and Canada at Stade Chaban-Delmas September 29, 2007 in Bordeaux, France. (Photo by Cameron Spencer/Getty Images)

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Dave Rogers (Getty): This shows Andrew Sheridan, the England prop forward head to head with his opposite prop, Matt Dunning of Australia. Sheridan, probably the strongest prop in the world at the time, loved the challenge of taking Dunning on and I think this image shows how much he intimidated the opposition.

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The France team, wearing shirts representing the national flag, face up to the New Zealand team as they perform The Haka before during the Quarter Final of the Rugby World Cup 2007 match between New Zealand and France at the Millennium Stadium on October 6, 2007 in Cardiff, United Kingdom. (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images)

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Louis Deacon of England out jumps Cristian Constantin Petre of Romania during the IRB 2011 Rugby World Cup Pool B match between England and Romania at Otago Stadium on September 24, 2011 in Dunedin, New Zealand. (Photo by Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

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Hannah Peters (Getty): A nice try picture is often hard to get in rugby union as you're often quite far away from the action and you need a few things to go your way. A good dive always helps and also clean backgrounds behind the players and crowd.

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Mike Phillips, Alun Wyn Jones and George North sing their national anthem ahead of the quarter final one of the 2011 IRB Rugby World Cup between Ireland v Wales at Wellington Regional Stadium on October 8, 2011 in Wellington, New Zealand. (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images)

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Sam Warburton of Wales upends wing Vincent Clerc of France during semi final one of the 2011 IRB Rugby World Cup between Wales and France at Eden Park on October 15, 2011 in Auckland, New Zealand. (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images)

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Hannah Peters (Getty): This image was shot from the roof of Eden Park in amongst the light towers when the All Blacks beat France to win the final in 2011. I was harnessed in and attached to a minder so making the right lens choice and praying the play went my way on the final whistle were all big factors in making this image work.

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Captain Richie McCaw of the All Blacks celebrates winning the 2011 IRB Rugby World Cup Final match between France and New Zealand at Eden Park on October 23, 2011 in Auckland, New Zealand. (Photo by Cameron Spencer/Getty Images)

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The All Blacks had a few parades around New Zealand after winning the Rugby World Cup in 2011. I was waiting for a few hours on top of a ladder for Richie McCaw and the World Cup to arrive. Luckily, he held it up just as they drove past a New Zealand flag to place the picture.

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Dan Mullan (Getty): Finally, here is Israel Folau of Australia competing in the air against Metuisela Talebula and Asaeli Tikoirotuma of Fiji during their match in Cardiff. Folau was known for his aerial prowess and this image displays it perfectly, winning the ball against two of his opposition.

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A general view of the action during the 2015 Rugby World Cup Pool D match between Ireland and Romania at Wembley Stadium on September 27, 2015 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

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Francois Louw of South Africa leaps on to the back of Sonny Bill Williams of the New Zealand All Blacks during the 2015 Rugby World Cup Semi Final match between South Africa and New Zealand at Twickenham Stadium on October 24, 2015 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

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Dan Mullan (Getty): In this image I captured Adam Ashley-Cooper of Australia diving over to score one of his three tries in the semi-final against Argentina to send his team through to the final. I liked this image as Adam is in full flight diving for the try line with the capacity Twickenham crowd watching on.

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Dan Mullan (Getty): Another one from the semi-final between Australia and Argentina, heres Scott Fardy spitting after being cut on the head. This image really stood out for me as something a bit different, it was away from the action and an isolated portrait that showed the brutality of rugby.

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Richie McCaw of the New Zealand All Blacks lifts the Webb Ellis Cup following the victory against Australia in the2015 Rugby World Cup Final match between New Zealand and Australia at Twickenham Stadium on October 31, 2015 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

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14 Jun 1987: The New Zealand team do their Haka dance at the beginning of the Rugby World Cup match between New Zealand and Wales in the semi final in Brisbane, Australia. New Zealand won the match 49-6. (Russell Cheyne/Allsport)

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John Drake, Sean Fitzpatrick and Steve McDowell of New Zealand prepare to pack down for a scrum during the 1987 Rugby World Cup Semi-Final match between New Zealand and Wales at Ballymore Stadium on June 14, 1987 in Brisbane, Australia. (Ross Land/Getty Images)

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Serge Blanco of France makes a break during the 1987 Rugby World Cup Semi-Final match between Australia and France at Concord Oval on June 13, 1987 in Sydney, Australia. (Ross Land/Getty Images)

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David Kirk of New Zealand kisses the Willam Webb Ellis Trophy after the 1987 Rugby World Cup Final match between New Zealand and France at Eden Park on June 20, 1987 in Auckland, New Zealand. (Ross Land/Getty Images)

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Michael Lynagh of the Wallabies scores the match winning try during the Rugby World Cup semi-final match between Australia and Ireland at Lansdowne Road October 20, 1991 in Dublin, Ireland. Australia won the match 19-18 and went to beat England in the final. (Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

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England captain Will Carling introduces Queen Elizabeth to the England team before the Rugby World Cup Final against Australia at Twickenham, 2nd November 1991. Australia won the match 12-6. (Russell Cheyne/Getty Images)

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Australian scrum-half Nick Farr-Jones (left) and winger David Campese lift the Webb Ellis Cup after Australia's 12-6 victory over England in the Rugby World Cup Final at Twickenham, 2nd November 1991. (Russell Cheyne/Getty Images)

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S. Poivedin, Phil Kearns and Michael Lynagh of the Australia Rugby Union team hold the Webb Ellis Trophy in the baths after the 1991 Rugby World Cup final victory over England (Allsport UK/Allsport)

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Sean Fitzpatrick of New Zealand is treated for a nosebleed during a Rugby World Cup pool stage match against Ireland at Ellis Park, Johannesburg, South Africa, 27th May 1995. New Zealand won 43-19 and went on to the final, where they were defeated by South Africa. (Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

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Jonah Lomu of New Zealand evades the diving tackle of Rob Andrew of England during the Rugby World Cup Semi Final at the Newlands Stadium in Cape Town, South Africa. New Zealand won the match 45-29. (Simon Bruty /Allsport)

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South Africa's president Nelson Mandela congratulates South Africa's rugby team captain Franois Pienaar before handing him the Webb Ellis Cup after the 1995 Rugby World Cup final match South Africa vs New Zealand at Ellis Park Stadium in Johannesburg on June 24, 1995. (AFP PHOTO/JEAN-PIERRE MULLER)

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Pool: Merit, inequality, and opportunity hoarding | Opinion – Longview News-Journal

It is one of lifes many ironies that good things, pushed too far, turn into bad things. So it is, even when it comes to loving your own children.

Parents want to do whatever is best for their kids, and usually will sacrifice for the sake of their progeny. Children are our deepest investment in the future, and as close as we get in this world to a kind of immortality. We pass something of ourselves through the gates of death and into the future.

Still, even the deepest love must find its proper limits. Im worried that some of us, in our laudable desire to endow our offspring with all good things, nevertheless find ourselves sucking opportunities away from those less privileged.

Richard Reeves calls it opportunity hoarding. It means that the children of cognitive, educational, and economic elites crowd the ladder of success so tightly that its hard for less-advantaged children to climb it.

We and I count myself among these people engage our children in high quality athletic, aesthetic, social and intellectual enrichment activities, and we are able to pay for them.

My own child went to summer camp, took horseback, dance, and gymnastic lessons, had a math tutor, was a middle-school cheerleader, played lacrosse, swam competitively, and contributed her beautiful mezzo soprano voice to the high school choir.

When she was a little girl in elementary school, a weekend carnival might raise $25,000 in a few hours. That money paid for extras and materials at her school.

Meanwhile, across town, the less-advantaged families barely break even on fund-raising carnivals. My wife has been there and seen that.

All students in my district receive the same funding, but some of them receive more resources, thanks to parent support. That wouldnt be a terrible problem if the state and district allocations were sufficient for anything except the most basic educational services.

Im the last person to say we shouldnt invest in our own children, but all the oxygen gets sucked out of the kids who start life differently.

Part of the problem is single parenthood. Those who are married, even accounting for class and income, spend more on their kids than single parents, who are overwhelmingly mothers, do.

Two sociologists report that, While 84% of children whose mothers have a bachelors degree or higher-level education live with married parents, only 58% of children whose mothers have a high school degree or less do so. And while 75% of white children live with married parents, just 38% of black children do so.

I know, love, and respect many single mothers, including those in my own family. Theyre not always single by choice, and sometimes the choices they made are the best under their circumstances.

I also value hard work and the ability to better oneself through ones own merit. After World War II, this nation made great strides in allowing social mobility through effort and qualifications. My father was a geologist instead of a roughneck because of the G.I. Bill.

Nevertheless, as George Packer recently wrote: The system has hardened into a new class structure in which professionals pass on their money, connections, ambitions, and work ethic to their children, while less educated families fall further behind, with little chance of seeing their children move up.

The kids in my current school are packed 41 to a classroom. Thats a savage inequality. The children dont have any choice about being born into an era when the comfortable expectations of the past dont seem to apply anymore.

Somehow, all of us need to do better.

Frank Thomas Pool is a writer and a retired English teacher in Austin. He grew up on Maple Street in Longview and graduated from Longview High School. His column appears Tuesday.

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Humanists, religious share values – Times Union

When religious voices assail humanism, they attack it as a belief in nothing, just another form of faith, no more provable than any other. They blame it for (supposed) American moral rot. But as a humanist, I don't believe morality needs some supernatural source.

Neither did our Founding Fathers. Often invoked as men of faith, their humanist values shaped the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.

Humanism is a philosophy, not a religion or faith. It originated in ancient times with thinkers like Epicurus and Lucretius, with a rebirth in the Renaissance and Enlightenment. It's a way of understanding life and world, anchored in reason and reality. This does mean eschewing religious superstitions, all deities, immortality, etc.

But humanism is not simply non-belief. It's far more than believing in nothing.

To the contrary, humanists have strong beliefs strengthened by virtue of requiring no leap of "faith," no suspension of disbelief. Humanism's truths are self-evident:

For a humanist like me, there's no such thing as "supernatural." Nature has no purpose; it just is. We ourselves are products of nature, evolved with minds enabling us to use reason and science to understand our world, tackle S. problems, aspire to justice, and shape our own destinies. Humanism believes in progress, taking pride in what we strive for and have achieved. Humanism is love for humanity.

Our earthly life is the only one we get. Nothing can ultimately matter except the feelings of sentient beings. We can infer from all this that our purpose is to make human life as good as possible. This purpose gives our lives ample meaning. Humanism provides the bedrock of morality. It encourages every person, oneself included, to live fully and attain happiness, a word that signifies equal respect for the dignity of all humans and freedom of thought and expression.

This is what the Declaration of Independence says. The Constitution's preamble also regards human flourishing as our nation's goal. No deity is mentioned. America was founded not as a "Christian nation" but as a quintessentially humanist one.

The humanism elucidated here is the essence of rationality and sanity. Most people, even if professing other creeds, actually live their lives, most of the time, in accordance with these common sense humanistic concepts. And they are not necessarily incompatible with a religious faith. Believers act humanistically when pursuing social justice.

It's when we deviate from this humanistic design that trouble brews. Religions, rooted in different cultures, with irreconcilable claims to ultimate truth, are unending sources of conflict. Humanism's universal philosophy unites.

People of faith may wonder if humanists fear death more because they see it as a final end. Even if you believe in an afterlife, nobody can be sure. And if death is a tragic finish, to live at all is a glorious gift. Meantime, contemplating the possible finality of earthly life spurs one to cherish it and improve it for all of us. Humanists aim to solve problems ourselves by confronting earthbound realities rather than putting the whole burden on a God who, if he does exist, probably has plenty to do.

Only by coming to terms with the reality of our existence, as embodied in humanism, can we live authentically and meaningfully. "Being at one with everything" is a Buddhist clich; but I get a similar feeling from how humanism grounds me in my engagement with life, the world, and humankind. It's better than religion because it's true.

Frank S. Robinson is a Times Union blogger and author of The Case for Rational Optimism.

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Area 51 Raid: Everything Thats Happening in the Desert Today – Popular Mechanics

Todays the day that has long been promised, when a bunch of people are heading to the Nevada desert to see them aliens and possibly get arrested in pursuit of meme immortality. Its Area 51 Day, baby, and were celebrating accordingly.

When we last checked in on Storm Area 51, a.k.a. Alienstock, which started as a Facebook joke to send hundreds of thousands of people to the military testing site and quickly spiraled out of control, its organizer pulled the plug on the ill-advised raid in favor of a less-logistically-nightmarish music festival in Las Vegas, which went down last night.

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But that hasnt stopped UFO enthusiasts and trolls from invading rural Nevada today to take part in unsanctioned alien festivities, and the government has all its ducks in a row: Earlier this week, the Federal Aviation Administration announced it would be shutting down airspace above Area 51 through the weekend for special security reasons.

Area 51, of course, is a genuine classified defense site and is protected as such, with a sign that reads, Restricted Area: It is unlawful to enter this area without permission of the Installation Commander. Cross that line and youre committing an offense against Section 1382 of Title 18: entering a military installation without permission, which makes you liable to a $5,000 fine.

Thats just one reason, among many others, why storming Area 51 is a pretty terrible idea.

Like clockwork, the arrests have already started. On September 10, a Dutch YouTuber and his friend were arrested three miles deep into the Nevada National Security Site and jailedand that was several days before todays proceedings. We can only imagine the kind of trouble still to come.

So thats why well be updating this page throughout the day, as official reports, tweets, photos, and videos trickle in from the Area 51 raid. Keep checking back here to see whats happening out in the desert, from arrests to rallies to, Lord willing, the intrepid trespassers actually uncovering UFOs and ETs. Heres hoping.

This thing looks like a blast.

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There are actually two competing Storm Area 51 events taking place this weekend. The first is Alienstock, which original Facebook ringleader Matty Roberts pulled out of in favor of last night's Bud Light-sponsored event in Vegas, leaving many rural Nevada residents, who had already sunk resources into the festival, in the lurch. Among the jilted was Connie West, owner of the Little ALeInn in tiny Rachel, Nevada, who plunked down a $17,500 down payment for security to host Alienstock and was considering threatening legal action against Roberts.

But West soldiered onshe called the Thursday night kickoff concert "fabulous," per the Review-Journaland most of the images and videos you're seeing today come from Alienstock.

So far, so good. Reporter Mick Akers of the R-J is on the scene at Alienstock today, snapping photos of the alien enthusiasts. The crowd at Alienstock, Akers says, has grown considerably in size since this morning's first dispatch.

The Coneheads showed up:

Later tonight, another alien-themed festival, Area 51 Basecamp, will set up shop in Hiko, around 30 miles from Rachel. The fest, held at the Alien Research Center on the Extraterrestrial Highway, promises food trucks, art installations, ufologists, and performances from DJs like Paul Oakenfold, who will hit the stage tonight.

The event's tagline? "Get abducted at your own risk."

And it's not even for a cool reason. Did the guy who was arrested this morning try to uncover the classified wreckage of flying saucers? No. No he did not. Instead, cops busted him for urinating near Area 51's gate, per the AP. Meanwhile, another woman was detained for an undisclosed reason, though we hope it was something more badass.

Step up your game, guys.

Elsewhere at the raid, this is happening:

As you'd expect, probing jokes abound.

The Associated Press reports that about 75 people showed up at the Area 51 gate Friday morning, and at least two were detained by local police.

And while the numbers arent anywhere near the more than 2 million people who jokingly RSVPd to the original Facebook event, Lincoln County Sheriff Kerry Lee estimated on Thursday that around 1,500 people hit the various festival sites, with 150 traveling deeper into the area to get within selfie distance of the gates.

Meanwhile, we have our first Naruto run!

If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets, the Storm Area 51 Facebook event promised. The Naruto Run is named after a manga character who runs at superhuman speed with his arms stretched out behind him. This has spawned a host of internet memes with people imitating Narutos running style in unlikely situations.

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Ancient Turkey in the Midwest University of Chicago’s Syro-Anatolian Gallery – Daily Sabah

It is 1919, and James Henry Breasted sits upright at his desk, penning tight-lipped, and with a furrowed brow into a broad, gilded notebook. His hair is as white as his starched collar. His bifocals pressed downward, surrounded by leaves of copied manuscripts in the extinct languages of his expertise, from a region he perspicuously named the "Fertile Crescent," encompassing the Near Eastern lands that birthed civilization before Greece knew literacy.

Staring above his trained mien is a Pharaonic profile in the likeness of Nefertiti, that beauty of immortality which the pyramid-builders perfected with sculptural prolificacies unsurpassed. She rests atop a fragment of classical Greek inscriptions, beside an engraved stone pillar and parchments of Egyptian hieroglyphics. At the time, he had been on the University of Chicago faculty for a quarter century, since 1894.

His research effectively recalled mythical Greco-Roman origin stories from the tables of scientists around the world. The dawn of history, he proved, was founded much earlier, where, at the time, the East and West were drawing lines in the sand over territorial disputes that continue to rage today in such places as modern-day Iraq. In conflict zones, the oldest remains of art and technology are increasingly uncovered, and precariously preserved.

Fragment of Hittite tablet, "Song of Silver," baked clay, Hattusha, Late Bronze Age, courtesy of the Oriental Institute at the University of Chicago.

Breasted, in his wisdom, founded the Oriental Institute, with considerable financial support, to mine the reaches of Middle Eastern archaeology. He did so in the interest of respecting universal, human heritage. As is written on interpretive placards before the Institute's galleries, "At the time, it was legal practice for the host country to give a portion of the excavated finds to the institution(s) leading or funding the archaeological fieldwork".

Since the turn of the 20th century, Turkish and Western archaeologists have navigated often dangerous political boundaries in the Near East in a mutual attempt to contextualize findings according to national interest, while spreading the appreciation of humankind's one shared narrative of intellectual and social evolution. By the 19th century's end, the initial archaeological free-for-all leapt into repatriation rhetoric between sovereign nations.

Finding Anatolia in America

Inside the Oriental Institute, before the beginning of recorded time begins with collections from Mesopotamia, there is a special selection of eight artifacts behind a polished glass case, each representing one of the main exhibitions curated free to the public. One is a fragment of baked clay from the Middle Bronze Age, excavated into the light of day after 3,700 years underground in 1929 in Turkey's village of Aliar Hyk, east of Ankara, and north of Kayseri province.

Only the snub-nosed beak of the ceramicist's bird of prey is left, with its fat gullet beneath a single, round eye. It is said that eagles, hawks and falcons were commonly depicted in ancient Anatolia, as they spied for the gods, and symbolized the royal power that came to emblazon Rome's double-eagled glory. Hunters thought they were clairvoyant. And when moderns say, ornithologist, they speak Hittite. Its root word comes from "haran" for eagle.

At its Syro-Anatolian Gallery, named after the pioneering, early 20th century female physician Henrietta Herbolsheimer, M.D., the Oriental Institute pays homage to the bounty of civilizational progress that swept across the lands currently defined by Turkey and Syria. It is filled with artifacts mostly gleaned from the Institute's ventures into the young Turkish Republic during the Anatolian Expedition (1927-1932), and the Syrian-Hittite Expedition (1931-1938).

The Amuq Valley, close to Antakya, and Central Anatolia are the most important regions where American-led archaeologists charted vast, prehistoric networks to trade stone, timber and metals from the Neolithic age, extending back to 9,000 B.C. all the way up to the Ottoman era. For 500 years, in the 2nd millennium B.C., Hittites were a great power in the Near East. A prelude to the diverse store of Hittite relics is an ivory plaque from the Late Bronze Age (1200-1150 B.C.).

The plaque is matchless in its elaboration of Hittite motifs. Excavated in 1936-1937 it displays the wealth of artistic learning that went into the construction of outdoor sanctuaries, many of which can be found dotting the rural landscapes of Anatolia, such as at Eflatun Pnar, about 215 miles south of Ankara. The ivory piece is carved with sun deities, winged disks and all varieties of horned, bearded, dancing creatures from a lost world of the archaic imagination. Interestingly, excavators found the plaque in the palace annex of Megiddo, Israel along with a cache of prized objects that scholars presume were tribute, or booty, between the neighboring civilizations. Hittite city-states were first consolidated around 1750 B.C. into one kingdom in a place called Kanesh, or Nesa, which to contemporaries is known as the site of Kltepe in Kayseri. Within a century, the imperial capital moved to Hattusha, where it built an administrative center with some thirty temples near the town of Boazky in the bucolic province of orum by the Black Sea. Through treaties and marriages, the Hittite empire possessed lands from Cyprus and Troy to the west, and the Upper Euphrates and Hatay to the east. Their palaces were graced with beautiful Syrian and Egyptian princesses, whose jewelry now hangs in Chicago.

Exquisite antiquities of the Near East

Hittite culture revealed fine talent for beautifying the mundane. Daily life was punctuated with ritual and festival. Handmade ceramics spun on the potter's wheel attested to a pervasive aesthetic infusion throughout society, from the lowest rungs of its industries in storage wares to pieces like the "Grape-bunch vessel," a curious Middle Bronze Age fabrication of baked clay from Aliar Hyk shaped with a whimsical touch given to its inebriating purposes.

Even activities as seemingly humdrum as economic trade were imbued with visionary, creative dimensions. Hittites were literary. They etched clay tablets with adaptations of everyday life into sagas of mythical proportions. One such fragment, listed as possibly from "Hattusha," modernly Boazky is from the Late Bronze Age. It preserves a Hittite legend, "Song of Silver," about a fatherless boy named Silver who becomes the king of heaven. The "Song of Silver" was essentially liturgy for the Hurrian ethnic group within Hittite lands. Their polytheistic theology followed much of the Mesopotamian belief systems. The 8th century Greek poet Hesiod found his muse in the "Song of Silver" for his classic work, "Theogony." It is no wonder, as the language, translated by Oriental Institute curators, is enchanting, even in bits: "I sing of Silver, the illust[rious]... Wise men [told] me of the orphan's... It was not to be."

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