Tell me the first thing that pops in your head when I say: yellow bottle sipping, shit look like a toupee and suicide doors. Got it? Now watch this MS Paint-created music video of Chris Brown's "Look at Me Now". It literally translates the lyrics into MS Paint graphics. I can't stop laughing. [BuzzFeed] More »
Category Archives: Futurist
The Massive Deep-Water Drill Rig That’s Searching for Cuban Black Gold [Video]
Despite the Deep Water Horizon fiasco, deep-water drilling remains one of the worlds' primary sources of crude. And among deep drilling rigs, this 56,860 ton Scarabeo 9 is king. More »
The Cure : Lovesong [Video]
When I heard The Cure was playing a show in LA next week, I was so excited! ...Until I also heard the show sold out in just under 45 seconds. Well shit, that's staying on my bucket list. More »
That Weird Orbit Tower In London Is Now Completed [Architecture]
Just like the rendering from last year, the now completed ArcelorMittal Orbit looks like a brain-liquifying roller coaster. Or a metal spaghetti monster twice the size of the Eiffel Tower, stranded in the rainy city, sad and confused. More »
This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Top Chef Dads [Video]
If you come from a household where the best thing your father knew how to make was a phone call, Top Chef: Dads is going to seem pretty familiar. And honestly, frozen jalapeño poppers? That's as haute a cuisine as I need. More »
Today’s Greatest Rap Producer Uses a Compaq Laptop and a Magazine Mousepad [Video]
Above, if you can see through all the weed smoke, you get a scene that's something like the aftermath of a bad LAN party—clutter, shitty laptops, and monitors everywhere. But music's being made in this budget-tech dungeon. More »
The Tegra 3 Is Naked [Guts]
A Janitor Accidentally Scrubbed Away a Million Dollar Art Piece [Wtf]
There are good cleaning ladies and there are bad cleaning ladies. Bad cleaning ladies? You want to avoid. Good cleaning ladies? They sometimes do bad things by being too good. Like the cleaning lady who cleaned a "dirty" art piece on accident. More »
Watch an Ewok Try to Fight the Incredible Hulk to Hilarious Results [Video]
Here's your feel good video of the day. A uselessly cute and furry little Ewok going head to head against the menacing Incredible Hulk. The Hulk does what George Lucas should've done to Ewoks. [YouTube via @kwameopam] More »
This Is My Idea of the Beginning of the End of the World [Video]
If there's something that I hate more than one of those freaking winged sons-of-dinosaurs known as birds, that's a few thousand of them invading the entire sky, networked like a single individual. It's a natural phenomenon called murmuration. More »
Genius Parents Are Organizing ‘Pox Parties’ on Facebook [Disease]
Seven Tools So You Never Lose Stuff Again [Toolkit]
So I had kind of a rough week. I lost some things I probably shouldn't have lost. I had the cops called on me as I sat frozen by a motion-sensing alarm. Some of these situations can be avoided. Others... can also be avoided. They can all be avoided, okay? Here's how to avoid, at the very least, going nuts over lost valuables. More »
Requiem for Dippin’ Dots [Dippin Dots]
Dippin' Dots isn't dead. But it's dying—the company filed for bankruptcy today in federal court. It's a sad day not just for you and for me and for minor league concession stands. It's a sad day for the future. More »
Watch a Crazed Fake Russian Taze, Shoot, and Pepper Spray His Biggest Fan [Video]
Doing what FPSRussia does is dangerous. And to demonstrate just how dangerous it is, he sought out a fan on Twitter to get tazed; and pepper sprayed; and, um, branded? Look, things got weird, ok? More »
Lapse It, Eye-C Taglist, Volume Rocker and More [Video]
Eye-C Taglist: Eye-C for Android and iPhone lets users from both platforms send music automagically to AirPlay. If you're on Android, that's ah-mazing. You can use Eye-C to create shareable "Taglists" out of music, photos, and videos on SoundCloud, YouTube, Picasa, Facebook, or their own music libraries to send to Airplay capable devices. Who says you're always locked out of Apple's walled garden?
Codify, Aquaria, NMA.tv and More [Video]
Oink, Square Card Case, Gmail and More [Video]
Apps make the iPhone shine. And you want your new (or even old) iPhone to shine, right? Here are the best iPhone apps this week! It's a solid list.
Painting’s Much Better Down Where It’s Wetter, Take It From Me [Art]
I'd call these underwater Ukrainian artists gimmicky showboats if the paintings weren't so beautiful. Imagine what Van Gough would have cut off if he had to work underwater. More »
Let’s Explore the Batshit Insane World of Shutterstock Together [Photography]
I don't hide my love of stock photography. From the terrifying to the sublime, Shutterstock is a trove of crazy. Enter words, get pictures. Grandparent bacon. Angry prostitute. Let's enter the cave of stock wonder madness together. More »
Bugs: The iPhone 4S Keeps Setting Outgoing Calls on Mute [IPhone]
Judging from a 29-page thread brewing on the Apple support forums over the past few weeks, the iPhone 4S is suffering from a glitch where outbound calls have no audio coming from the earpiece. And the problem is affecting people on all three carriers. More »



















