Listen up, rich people: If you ordered an iPad, cancel it. This is the one you need, covered with 11.43 carats of diamonds, graded G/H in color, VS2/SI1 in clarity, and 100/100 in stupidity. I can imagine Steve Jobs reaction: More »
Category Archives: Futurist
AT&T Confounds Expectations by Not Ruining SXSW [Att]
Way to go, AT&T! It was nerve-wracking after last year's troubles, but reports are coming in that the oft-maligned network is holding up to the stress of SXSW better than expected. More »
Rhapsody iPhone App Allows Downloading Songs, for Listening Offline [Rhapsody]
iPhone-Loving Microsoft Employees Endure Unspeakable Hardship [Bluster]
The WSJ has a discussion today of the phenomenon of the iPhone-using Microsoft employee. Apparently that time Ballmer fake-stomped an iPhone is emblematic of some (barely) real anti-iPhone sentiment in Redmond. More »
Ridiculously Fast iPhone Typist Shames Soft Keyboard Haters [Winners]
This iPhone typist/possible woodpecker earns today's Holy Shit YouTube Moment of the Day Award. I'm positive I couldn't beat him on my Droid—hell, he'd put up a good fight against me on my laptop. More »
Total Solar Eclipses, 2001-2025 [Astronomy]
Want to know where you can get a glimpse of the ultra-rare total solar eclipse? This map shows exactly when and where every eclipse in the next fifteen years will be visible—and why you should move to Memphis. More »
Happy Pi Day, Math Nerds! [Happy Pi Day]
The iPad’s (Pre-) Opening Day Sales: 120,000 [Ipad]
So, the iPad is finally available for pre-order, and it turns out the half of the Giz staff that bought one aren't alone: CNN estimates Apple received about 120,000 iPad pre-orders on that first day alone. More »
Remind Me Again Why We Practice Daylight Savings? [Energy]
Tonight at 2am, remember to set your clock an hour forward. Look forward to both more sunlight at the end of the day and unfortunately, an earlier rise to work. Wikipedia explains why: More »
Apple Will Replace Dead Battery iPads For $99 [Ipad]
The Battery Replacement Service FAQ on Apple's site outlines their policy for handling iPads with diminished battery capacity, and it is a surprisingly generous: for a $99 service fee, they'll send you a brand new iPad. More »
How To: Turn Your Web Apps Into Real Apps [How To]
Netflix’s Million Dollar Contest Shut Down Amidst Privacy Concerns [NetFlix]
Yesterday, Netflix announced that they're pulling the plug on the sequel to their supercool Netflix Prize in which teams competed to improve the company's recommendation algorithm for a million dollar reward. Privacy: can't live with it, can't live without it. More »
Five Foot Lego Blackberry Adds Punchline Functionality [BlackBerry]
We're no strangers to the work of Lego master Nathan Sawaya, but his latest creation achieved the impossible: making a Blackberry exciting. It incorporates a working flat screen TV for comfortably displaying video. Clearly he took some artistic liberties. More »
Apple’s iPad Will (Perhaps Controversially) Read E-Books Aloud [Ebooks]
In addition to the orientation-lock button, yesterday's pre-order commencement delivered another surprise nugget: the iPad will read all EPUB books out loud. If you remember the shitstorm that surrounded Kindle's text-to-voice feature, you'll know that this is a bold move. More »
Google Reportedly 99.9 Percent Sure To Shut Down Its Chinese Search [Censorship]
Though the last we heard, Google was nearing a compromise that would allow them to stop censoring their Google.cn results, the Financial Times is reporting that they are almost certainly going to close their Chinese search engine. Since their initial ultimatum in January, Google and China have traded vague statements about reaching a compromise, but, unsurprisingly, talks haven't produced a mutually agreeable solution. [Financial Times] More »
Apple’s Magic Mouse Gets Decidedly Unmagical Ergonomic Fix [Magicmouse]
The Magic Mouse, for all of its sleek lines and multitouch, uh, magic, can feel a little awkward in the hand. MMFixed has the solution: a stick-on hump that gives your fingers some leverage and your palm some lovin'. More »
FCC Proposing Its Plan For America’s Net Future To Congress This Week [Fcc]
As the intertubes overtake boob tubes and telephone tubes as our primary mode of communication, it becomes increasingly important to ensure that access is available and affordable for all Americans. The FCC's ambitious new plan looks to do just that. More »
Audio-Technica BoogieBox Speaker Handles the Heaviest of Metals [Speakers]
There's no shortage of cutesy portable speakers for listening to music when you're out and about. But if you want something that doesn't feel like it's going to snap in two, the Audio-Technica BoogieBox will do you a solid. More »
A Reminder of How Sad the Internet Can Look Without Flash [Image Cache]
When we discussed the iPad and whether it was worth giving in to the peer pressure and pre-ordering it, a commenter decided to remind us of his reason for resisting: No Flash. And yes, it can make things look sad. More »
This Power Strip Has an Entire Miniature City On It [Art]
As part of a graduate show at the Kyoto University of Art and Design, students built miniature cities out of common household objects—including this power strip. They're just missing mini-people. [Spoon Tamago via Crib Candy via Boing Boing] More »

















