When I was a kid, I had a computer lab teacher who'd always say she had a pink whip ready for when students missed assignments. I can say for sure that she and Etsy-er feralswirl might hit it off. [Geekologie] More »
Category Archives: Futurist
D-Wave One Handles All Your Quantum Computing Needs (for $10 Million) [Quantum Computing]
There's been a lot of talk lately about how close we are to quantum computing for the masses. Now, Canadian company D-Wave claims to have done it with their D-Wave One. Except, of course, that commercially-available really means millionaire-available. More »
The Arcturus Is the Smallest Drone Capable of Killing You [Warfare]
Florida-based company Arcturus has managed to create a tiny drone small enough for small military units to command. If this passes the military testing stage, this, along with other small-scale armed drones, could see the expansion of drone warfare. More »
The Man Who Sees With His Ears [Genius]
Daniel Kish lost his eyesight when he was 13 months old. For most of his youth, he functioned fine without a walking stick. He mountain bikes. He camps alone. He moves through cities handily. All thanks to advanced echolocation abilities. More »
This Is the Endeavor’s Damaged Heat Tile [Space]
A damaged thermal tile on the shuttle Endeavor's heat shield has raised some eyebrows with the mission's management team. The tile will be inspected using the shuttle's robotic arm, outfitted with a high-res camera and a laser, for safety's sake. More »
Explosion at Foxconn Kills 2 and Injures 16, Potentially Injures Apple’s Bottom-Line [Foxconn]
An explosion rocked the Foxconn plant in Chengdu, China last night, killing 2 people and injuring 16 others. Both Apple and Foxconn have issued statements on the tragedy, but how the explosion will affect iPad production is unknown. More »
The Best Rapture Bomb Pictures [Pictures]
OH MY GOD. The Rapture is really happening! Just look at all the people disappearing in these pictures. Well, that's what we want people to think. Here are the best #rapturebomb pictures so far. More »
This Impressive Young Man Had His Leg Reattached Backward So That He Could Play Sports Like A Normal Kid With A Backward Leg [What A World]
When Dugan Smith was 10 years old, doctors discovered a tumor "the size of a softball" in his right leg. He had a rare form of cancer, and he'd need an operation to remove it. Instead of choosing a more standard procedure, The Post Game reports this week, Smith opted for a "rotationplasty," because he didn't want to give up baseball: More »
The ChromiumPC from Xi3 Is the First Desktop Ready to Run ChromeOS [Hardware]
The ChromiumPC modular computer, first unveiled by Xi3 last year, is ready to ship this summer, with an architecture designed specifically for Chrome. More »
Google Quits Digitizing Old Newspapers [Blips]
Google decided to close the doors on Google News Archives yesterday, announcing that they will no longer digitize back issues of newspapers. That means that Google won't be accepting any news about the Rapture today even for posterity's sake. More »
The Federal Government Wants To Help You Name Your Kid [Republished]
Sure, there are a plethora of baby-naming apps on the iPhone. But how many of them were created by humble bureaucrats toiling away in the deep, dark recesses of the Social Security Administration? More »
The Best Fake Toy Commercial about the Toyota Prius Ever [Blip]
Soldiers May Soon Be Able to Control a Herd of Robots With Their Heads [Army]
A new Army program, called Heads-Up Display for Control of Unmanned Ground Vehicles, is said to be developing an "eyeglasses-like display" that projects live video feeds from robots on the ground. That's no breakthrough. But what is new is that our soldiers may even be able to drive these robots—using only the natural movement of their heads. More »
WAR DOGS IN AFGHANISTAN [Dogs]
This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: The SEAL Who Killed bin Laden [Video]
When you're part of an elite special ops team, extreme discretion is a way of life. Unless you're the guy who killed Osama bin Laden. Because at that point, let's face it, the world owes you a wicked bender. More »
For Optimum Wizarding Effect, Always Cast Your Spells In 3D [Image Cache]
Finally, A Squid is Being Sent Into Space [Science]
Millions of year ago, early man used to stare at the star-flecked sky and wonder, "When the hell will we be able to send a squid up there?" The time is now. More »
10 Food Additives That You’re Eating . . . Right . . . Now. [Daily 10]
When it comes to our eating habits, we've been living in the future for quite some time. Compared to food of the past, ours is sweeter, its colors are brighter, and (if it's bread) ultra-fluffly-er. Find out about all the neat things that you're eating, even as you read this. That's right. I see that hot pocket. More »
Triple Decker Oreo Signals Man’s Progress Toward Superhuman Destiny [Omg]
What would it take to make the Oreo—perhaps the most architecturally perfect dessert, ever—look like garbage? Another layer of cookie. The Triple Double Oreo, out this summer, is the cookie version of the 2001: A Space Odyssey monolith. More »
1080p Mobile Screen Slaps Retina Display in the Mouth [Screens]
The iPhone 4's screen looks delicious—pixels, away with ye! But Ortus Technology's got an even dreamier looking display, packing a 1920x1080 resolution into a scant 4.8 inches. That's 458 pixels per inch, as opposed to the iPhone's 326. More »

















