Because everyone loves bacon. St. Louis's Iron Barley restaurant went after the biggest BLT world record this past week, and they owned it. What resulted was a behemoth of bacon perhaps too much even for Epic Meal Time. More »
Category Archives: Futurist
Don’t Worry: HP Is Refunding You All Your TouchPad Money [Hp]
In the midst of all the news about the TouchPad fire sale, some people might feel left out in the lurch with their pre-downfall tablets. You're covered; HP will reportedly refund you your money or pay back the difference on the sale prices. More »
The Whimsical Adventures of Levitating Naked Ladies (NSFW-ish) [Image Cache]
Verizon’s 45,000 Striking Workers Will Soon Go Back to Work [Verizon]
Those seas of red outside Verizon stores will soon dissolve. Enough progress was made in the negotations to allow Verizon's 45,000 workers that took to picketing two weeks ago to return to work on Monday. More »
Why the Cable Guy Is Never on Time, Mourning the Death of webOS, and the Other Best Stories of the Week [Total Recap]
A Power Glove That Puts Your Seeing Eye Dog to Shame [Video]
Not that one should go around shaming seeing-eye dogs. But the Tacit haptic glove, designed by Steve Hoefer, is a little DIY project that fires sonar from the wrist, keeping a visually impaired individual aware of their surroundings. More »
Best Buy Is NOT Selling Discounted TouchPads [Touchpad]
Best Buy won't be offering you that sweet $99 discount on the TouchPad this weekend. In fact, they're not selling them anymore at all. They're not authorized to. Instead, they'll be offering an extended, 60-day return/exchange period. Updated. More »
These Clever Tilt-Shift Photos Keep Lying to Me [Photography]
What a cute toy car. Highly-detailed, too. Except that it's actually a full-size car with a massive, 3D-printed Euro 50-cent coin on it's hood. Thanks, Skrekkøgle! Why must you deceive me so?? [Skrekkøgle via Geekosystem] More »
How To Throw a Group Listening Party on Google+ [How To]
Listening to music can be an intensely private experience. Nobody else hears a song the same way you do. But on the other hand, when was the last time you went to a party without music? More »
Once Upon a Time, HP Created the First Personal Computer [Past Perfect]
Ironic considering, you know, their leaving the hardware game and everything. But back in 1968—before they were the biggest computer manufacturer in the world—Hewlett Packard released the HP 9100A, the first mass-market PC ever. More »
Go to This Library and You’ll Get a Human Being with Your Book [Books]
iFixit Lets Your Repair Your New TouchPad Now That HP’s Given Up On It [Touchpad]
Now that HP's practically giving TouchPads away, iFixit has released their full suite of repair guides for the dying tablet, along with a WebOS app for your servicing needs. If you got one before they sold out, you'll need this. More »
The Worst Cable Horror Story We’ve Ever Heard [Fixcable]
Cable companies! They are about as fun to deal with as your parents divorce. We offered you a chance to vent by telling us your horror stories. Here's the rock bottom of the coaxial carnival ride. More »
This Summer Vacation, Obama Is Bringing the Gift of Magical Cell Service [Obama]
The President is on vacation in Martha's Vineyard right now. Whoo! Or not? Well, however upset/indifferent this makes you, it's doing one amazing thing. Obama has brought the gift of decent cell service to the citizens. It's like Christmas! More »
Google+’s New "Verified Profiles" Feature: Redundant? [Video]
Looks like Google+ is following Twitter's lead on the whole "Verified Account" thing, letting you know for sure if you have the real Kim Kardashian in your circle or not. But, considering their stringent "real names" policy, what's the point? More »
What Would You Tell Your Friend if He Was a Terrorist? [Terrorism]
Mohamed Osman Mohamud, a Oregon State University student, had planned to set off a car bomb at a 2010 Christmas Tree lighting ceremony in Portland, Oregon before he was caught (in a setup). His friends had no idea. Now, with hindsight, they're writing letters to him. More »
I Want to Drink the World’s Tiniest Brewery’s Entire Output [Booze]
There are two ways to look at the World's Smallest Brewery, which opened in Coney Island yesterday. On one hand, it's one more in an unending string of largely-unsustainable hipster businesses, since it produces just one gallon of beer at a time. On the other hand? Beer by the gallon! More »
Why Would Someone Spend $3,000 On 100 Phone Numbers? [Telephones]
Phone numbers are intangible, frivolous things. No one in their right mind would collect them, right? Wrong. Meet Dennis Mykytyn, the man who purchased 100 coveted phone numbers with 212 area codes for $30 a pop in 2007. Yes, this guy spent $3,000 on phone numbers. More »
This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: John Stamos Teaches You How to Cuddle [Video]
If the idea of snuggling up close to John Stamos gives you uncomfortable flashbacks to a long-maned Jesse Katsopolis gyrating wildly in an Elvis jumpsuit, stop that. And accept that those should be the most comfortable flashbacks you can have. More »
This Is Special Ops’ Afghanistan Camo Dirt Bike [War]
When you picture spec ops commandos in Afghanistan, you probably imagine them slinking around silently, quietly rappelling, or crawling through mountain passes. Not roaring around on this supercharged dirt bike. I guess they're even more badass than we thought. More »


















