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Monthly Archives: April 2010
Trololo as ASCII Art Is a Thing of Perverse Beauty [YouTube]
Dear internet, please give up on April Fool's jokes. YouTube's is untoppable: A "text-only mode" that renders videos as colored ASCII art. Clever, gorgeous, perverse. More »
A Beer Fit For Google: Gigabit IPA [Beer]
Google's bringing fiber to a special city—whichever city can prove its worth. Portland just threw down some heat by creating its own beer, "Gigabit IPA". It goes up for a tastetest tomorrow. Will it woo the Goog? [Taplister] More »
March Military Campaign – Willys MB Jeep
One almost never sees unused Jeeps, especially the Willys MB Jeeps cranked out by the thousands and shipped all over the world. So (excluding the possibility of an older restoration) how did one manage to accumulate just 9.6 miles, as did this one that showed up during a recent consolidation
HDCP Headaches (Part 2)
Last week's post gave an overview of High Bandwidth Digital Content Production (HDCP). In that post I explained why it is completely useless in the fight against piracy, and how it causes major headaches for the average consumer. This week, I'll detail my personal frustrations with HDCP.
April is Stress Awareness Month
Not to be confused with the measure of average force per unit area of a surface, the stress in this case refers to what makes you exhausted, irritable, and unable to concentrate.
Symptoms of Stress
Since no two people are identical, it makes sense that no two people respond to
Fooling with the Literature | Cosmic Variance
Another year, another round of diverting April Fool’s submissions to the ArXiV.
Can you spot the astro-ph paper containing the following?
Calculation of the new figure of merit entails calculating elliptic integrals of the second kind, which makes the method more scientific;
If it helps, it’s the same paper which refers to:
Lorentz violating Chuck Norris in space, breathing aether and watching galaxies with his naked eyes.
The final line of the orthographic correlations paper was a nice slow burn of a joke as well.
Fake Emails – Not A Good Sign (update)

Keith's 31 March update: Someone sent another fraudulent email under my name to my Congressman, Rep. Moran (apparently and incorrectly) expressing my supposed disagreement with the new space policy. One NASA Watch reader noted today that
"[Rep.] Anna Eshoo has been getting about 1 email per week "from me" and when I got them to send me the text of the email, I Googled it and found it to be from Go Boldly, but it was from a Facebook page attributed to them."
Sending emails out under someone else's name without their permission is actionable fraud, plain and simple. What goes around comes around, folks. These tactics are bound to backfire. It certainly looks like the JSC pro-Constellation/Anti-Obama Space policy Go Boldy folks have a broken system in place. They need to fix this ASAP.
The domain for this organization is registered to Gary McNeel gmcneel@lhdsonline.com. According to this video ( http://www.click2houston.com/video/22815482/index.html) and a phone call to me, Nick Gardner is the leader of this effort.
I *DO NOT* like people sending emails using my name - and I will respond and go nuclear - and personal - if need be.
Earlier posts and text of the emails I have gotten are below.
Keith's original 16 March note: Wow. Neat trick. People are sending emails to members of Congress from Virginia in my name, using my email address, making statements that are not mine. This is sort of pointless given that I make my views rather public on NASAWatch. So far Rep. Moran and Sen. Warner have sent me emails that thank me for contacting them about my concerns regarding NASA's FY 2011 budget. Moran is my Congressman and Warner is one of my Senators. Alas, I never contacted either of them - about anything. Yet these emails arrive one day apart.
You little geniuses who are behind this do know that these emails can be traced - regardless as to how you sent them - even if you think that you have outsmarted the system. You might want to check laws covering such things here in Virginia. Looks like Obama space policy opponents will now stoop to outright (and actionable) fraud and misrepresentation. Not a good sign.
Keith's 16 March update: Based on the comments from NASA Watch readers I am not alone. Someone has been sending emails under other people's names - using their email addresses - to members of Congress regarding the Obama space policy. Moreover, the people behind this seem to be checking to see where we all live and who our Congressional representatives are. This is not only fraud and but borders on cyber stalking and identity theft.
Keith's 17 March update: I got a call from one of the guys at GoBoldly and they think that their system may have something to do with all of this. Stay tuned. If it was them then it was unintentional. But I am not certain that they are responsible.
The emails I have gotten (thus far) are shown below:
Received 17 March 2010
Dear Mr. Cowing,
Thank you for contacting me regarding funding for NASA in the fiscal year 2011 federal budget. I appreciate hearing from you on this important matter.
On February 1, 2010, President Obama released his fiscal year 2011 federal budget, which can be found at http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb. The President's budget outlines several spending cuts intended to reduce the current deficit, while still investing in education and clean energy initiatives that will allow the United States to remain globally competitive in developing industries. In addition, the President's budget is projected to decrease the federal deficit by $1.2 trillion over the next 10 years.
I believe the greatest challenge we now face as a nation is the need to balance our spending priorities with principles of fiscal discipline. I also believe that no one party can or will make the hard choices on its own to get federal spending and deficits under control. The Congressional Budget Office estimates that, if current laws and policies continue unchanged, the federal budget deficit will reach $1.3 trillion for fiscal year 2010.
This is why I co-sponsored bipartisan legislation (S.2853) proposed by Senators Kent Conrad (D-ND) and Judd Gregg (R-NH) to create an 18-member task force to address our nation's long-term budget crisis. The task force would be charged with making sweeping budget and revenue recommendations to be presented to Congress for a simple up-or-down vote, with no amendments allowed. On January 26, 2010, the Senate voted on S.2853 as an amendment to H.J.RES.45, a bill to increase the statutory limit on the public debt. This amendment did not receive the 60 votes necessary for passage, with the final vote count standing at 53-46. It is regrettable that a number of Senators who traditionally had co-sponsored this legislation suddenly reversed their original position and voted against the bipartisan proposal.
I am pleased that the President recognized the value of this proposal and has issued an Executive Order to create a bipartisan debt commission that will report deficit-reduction proposals to Congress by the end of this year. I look forward to reviewing the commission's suggestions and working with other members of Congress to address long-term budget concerns.
In the coming weeks, the House of Representatives and the Senate Budget Committees will review the President's budget and present their own budget resolutions to be voted upon in Congress. As a member of the Senate Budget Committee, I will work with my colleagues to craft a resolution that reflects the policies and priorities important to all Americans.
Again, thank you for contacting me. Please stay in touch.
Sincerely,
MARK R. WARNER
United States Senator
Received 16 March 2010
Thank you for contacting my office. Your opinions and thoughts are important to me and I appreciate your taking the time to write.
Please know that through http://www.moran.house.gov you can access information regarding how my office can be of assistance, including:
Capitol and White House Tour Requests
Flag Requests
Intern Applications
Academy Nominations
Information regarding upcoming events
And a link to sign up for the Moran (http://moran.house.gov/signup.shtml)
If your correspondence is regarding a personal casework issue you are having with the federal government, please contact my district office by phone at (703) 971-4700.
Thank you again for contacting me.
Sincerely,
James P. Moran
March 31, 2010 5:57:28 PM EDT
Dear Mr. Cowing:
Thank you for contacting me concerning the future of NASA's human spaceflight program.
As you know, President Obama's fiscal year 2011 budget calls for the cancellation of the Constellation program that began in 2005 with the goal of developing rocket and crew capsule technology capable of returning humans to the Moon and eventually to Mars. The Administration proposes using the savings from shuttering Constellation to fund increased research and development efforts, a more diverse and extensive set of international collaborations, and the development of commercial operated crew vehicles. In addition, NASA will now be able to ensure that the international space station remains functional at least through 2020, an important commitment to our international partners. Overall, President Obama's budget invests an additional $6 billion in NASA over the next five years - an overall $100 billion commitment to the agency.
As you may know, an outside panel, known as the Augustine Commission, convened last year to make recommendations on the future of manned spaceflight. The commission's report highlighted the inadequacy of NASA's budget to fulfill its current human spaceflight mission and suggested some program cancellations. The decision to end the entire Constellation program, however, was unexpected. As Congress considers the Administration's proposal, I believe it is important to keep an open mind as to the best way to maximize our nation's investment in space exploration. It is equally important, however, to ensure that in the potential absence of Constellation's Moon to Mars goal, NASA has well-defined objectives for human spaceflight so that resources are invested wisely.
As a strong supporter of federally-funded research and technology programs, I believe that a robust NASA is essential for our country. The list of NASA-derived technologies that have been utilized in commercial applications is extensive, and no other federal agency has a greater ability to attract young students into science, technology, engineering, and math (STEM) occupations. It is important that the future of NASA's human spaceflight program receives a full and honest debate in Congress. Please be assured I will keep your thoughts in mind during this process.
Thank you again for writing to me about this important issue.
Sincerely,
James P. Moran
P.S. I invite you to visit my website at http://www.moran.house.gov that contains information on many topics of interest and allows you to sign up for the Moran e-News.
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Obama Space Policy Still Ain’t Playing Well in Florida
Obama's plan to transform NASA in spotlight as Florida trip looms, Orlando Sentinel
"Lawmakers are threatening to file a congressional resolution in favor of Constellation, and several senators --- including George LeMieux, R-Fla. -- filed a bill last week aimed at preventing Obama from shutting down the program. While congressional critics have issues with the entire plan, it's the $429 million requested for KSC in 2011 that appears to be especially vulnerable. Members of Congress privately complain that nobody at NASA or in the White House has been able to explain to them exactly what the money will be used for. KSC Director Bob Cabana has said repeatedly that Kennedy is a 1960s facility badly in need of modernization. But he has also said that NASA is still studying what a 21st-century launch center should look like and how to coordinate changes with the Air Force, which now runs commercial launches at the Cape Canaveral Air Force Station outside the gates of KSC. That, he said, takes time. Lawmakers are unimpressed, with some claiming that the funds are nothing but a political payoff to Florida in an election year. They have been telling members of the aerospace industry in Florida not to hold out hopes for the money."
Posey's Fight To Save Space Jobs Continues, cfnews13.com
"Posey points back to when Obama was a presidential candidate and the promise he made during a campaign speech in Titusville in the fall of 2008. "You said you would close the gap between the space shuttle and Constellation," Posey said. "And you would assure America would stay first in space. Right now he's doing neither, and I'm hoping that's going to change soon." Posey said he will be at the April 15 summit whether he's invited or not. "We have not received any notice at all from the president about the meeting," Posey said. "We've written him. We've asked to be invited."
The $50 Wolfram Alpha iPhone App Is $2 Because Now They Want People to Actually Buy It [IPhone Apps]
Wolfram Alpha has decided it'd be good if people actually use the supercalculator on their phone, so its famously $50 iPhone (and soon to be iPad) app will be $2. And, they're legitimately making the mobile site better. More »
How To Defeat a Sliding Chain Lock With Only a Rubber Band [Security]
Sure, you can use various high-tech methods to sneak into places where you don't belong, but the MacGyver approaches are so much more fun. Here's how someone can defeat a sliding chain lock with just a rubber band. More »
Please Don’t Stick My Solar-Powered Remote Under the Couch Cushions [Remotes]
My plain, ol' remotes live underneath the cushions of my couch, but unlike those devices—which seem to like dark, cozy environments—the $15 Powerplus Leopard remote is solar-powered and demands to be in light. [BigGreenSmile via Envirogadget via CrunchGear] More »
Hulu May Test Subscription Services With an iPad App [Hulu]
We've heard whispers of it before, but apparently Hulu may be working on an iPad app which will be one of the first places where the popular video service will attempt to integrate a subscription-based approach. More »
Tattletale Pills Reveal When You’re Off Your Meds [Medicine]
Maybe you're forgetful, completely insane, or part of a clinical trial—whatever the reason, someone needs to know if and when you're taking your medication. The simplest way of keeping track of your swallowing habits? Let the pills tattle. More »
First iPad Reviews Are In [Reviews]
The first iPad reviews are in and so far they're sounding pretty great with very few reservations. Here are the highlights of what the early reviewers are saying: More »
Futurism News Bulletin, xvii
- Review of the Futurist exhibit in Argentina.
- New ‘fututist’ poem about chocolate wins prize.
- Ancora Campari on display in Milan’s train station.
- Version of opera ‘Tosca’ set in Fascist Rome features the creation of a Futurist Madonna:
The painter Cavaradossi (Jeffrey M. Hartman), Tosca’s lover, is not just painting a Madonna; he is painting a mural of an ostensibly Futurist Madonna. Thus, added to the crime of aiding an escaped political prisoner is the implicit charge of “subversive art” (despite the fact that the Futurists tried so hard to ingratiate themselves with the Fascists).
- Hotel in Capri names suites after Futurists.
- Famous Chef Mario Batali performed from the Futurist Cookbook in 2002. Who knew?
- Contemporary artist Alberto Di Fabio claims inspiration from Balla.
- Watch a discourse on the Wolfsoniana in Genoa on Rai Tre from March 27, 2010.
- Paola Sica and Luca Somigli discuss Women and Futurism in Toronto.
War Through an iPhone Camera Lens [Photography]
The Marine in the photo above is in the middle of a fire fight against the Taliban in Afghanistan's Helmand province. AP photographer David Guttenfelder caught the moment, and many others just as captivating, with his iPhone camera. More »
ABC Video Shows New Musical iPad App [Apple]
What Tech Nerds Think About the iPad [Ipad]
The 60 days between the end of January and Saturday have given us, and other really smart people, a lot of time to think about the iPad and what it means. More »
A More Intelligent Artificial Intelligence [Ai]
Current artificial-intelligence systems are typically one of two types: logic-based or probability-based. But an MIT researcher has developed a new language, Church, that combines the best aspects of each, and it's making AI smarter than ever. More »











