This Record-Breaking Astronaut’s Dog Is Really Glad to See Her. But. – Futurism

Look: We here at Futurism Dot Com are not immune like every other media outleton the internet to the occasional shameless Internet Dog post.

Among our ranks are dog owners; our office is dog-friendly. Also, were shameless. So heres a video of NASA astronaut Christina Koch coming home to her dog after returning from her record-setting 328-day spaceflight:

The dogs name, for the record, is LBD, which stands for Little Brown Dog. And look at our fawning contemporaries in media, covering this particular story:

Ah, yes, CNN: That regal news operation, justbowled over by this dog.Timemagazine, that old stalwart, argues that this dogcould not be happier.

We beg to differ.

Allow us to introduce you, dear reader, to the Master Returns subreddit, which is full of videos of dogs who are far happier to see their owners who werent even in space! than Christina Kochs dog, which could do better:

Reunited with Ruby after almost four weeks away from MasterReturns

See? This dog certainly did better:

WELCOME HOME A soldiers worry her beloved dog wouldnt remember her while she was deployed in Africa quickly dissolved by the pups public freakout at the airport from MasterReturns

This dogabsolutelyowns lesser dogs with a greeting involving pirouettes:

Its been a whole 2 hours since weve seen each other from aww

See? Thats all. We just expect more of that dog.

Related: Welcome back, Christina Koch. Not that you needed a reminder, but Earth is full of assholes, and only dogs are good. Also, LBD, do better.

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This Record-Breaking Astronaut's Dog Is Really Glad to See Her. But. - Futurism