There’s Something Fishy About the Teletubbies’ Vaccination Cards – Futurism

Image by @TeletubbiesHQ via Twitter / Futurism

The Teletubbies the nightmare half-baby-half-television creatures from your childhood are all vaxxed up and ready for a wild summer, according to a bizarre tweet from the TV shows brand account.

Were all vaxxed! the tweet reads. Just in time for a Tubby hot summer. Whos ready to come outand play.

Its eyebrow-raising, if not mildly off-putting, that beloved childrens television characters are getting in on the hot vax summer trend. But accompanying the tweet are images of all four tubbies holding up their vaccination cards not unlike the selfie you probably took after your own jab and something seems off.

Were not talking about how they got shots manufactured by companies like Noo-nson & Noo-nson and AstraTubbica or that there seems to be a health agency in the world of Teletubbyland with the inscrutable acronym TDC Teletubbyland for Disease Control and Prevention?

No, were more curious about the fact that all four Teletubbies seem to have told their local vaccine-doling pharmacist that they were born on February 20, 2003 nearly six full years after the first episode of the TV show aired.

Also, all four Teletubbies claimed that they got their second shot on July 22, 2021, a date that astute readers will note has not yet arrived.

All of this raises important questions. Like Do the laws of space and time apply to the Teletubbies as they do us mere mortals?

Or perhaps Did the Teletubbies forge their vaccination cards so they could book a flight out of their bizarre, fever-dream meadow home? If so, why would they be so bold as to broadcast the evidence of their particularly selfish crime to all 33,400 of their Twitter followers? Have they no shame?

Oh dear god, during the time I spent writing this article, the Teletubbies Twitter account announced that they vaccinated a sentient vacuum. Im sorry, my brain has short-circuited and the article will end here.

As of this articles publication, the Teletubbies brand account has not responded to Futurisms questions.

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There's Something Fishy About the Teletubbies' Vaccination Cards - Futurism