The Shark-Infested Waters of Trumps Tweet-Filled Weekend – The New York Times

Over one weekend, the president of the United States sent out more than 100 tweets or as they will soon be known, Exhibits A through Z. JAMES CORDEN

Its so bad, at one point last night, Trumps iPhone threw itself in the toilet. JIMMY FALLON

And hes playing all the hits. He called this the greatest witch hunt in the history of our country. Even his witch hunts are the greatest in history. JIMMY KIMMEL

But Trump tweeted he wants to meet the whistle-blower in person, however their identity and whereabouts are unknown. They are probably hidden in a place no one ever goes so most likely, theyre at a Forever 21. JIMMY FALLON

I would say the president is starting to unravel, but that would imply he was raveled in the first place. I think he might be smoking black-market vapes. JIMMY KIMMEL

Hes losing what little was left of his mind. He even retweeted a comedy Twitter account called Trump but About Sharks. This is an account that takes his tweets and makes them about sharks. So he retweeted it. Hes so rattled, for lunch today aides say he ate a bucket of Adderall and snorted his fried chicken. JIMMY KIMMEL

I know it seems careless, but in Trumps defense he does just automatically retweet anything as soon as he sees the words great white. JAMES CORDEN

Hillary Clinton weighed in on Mike Pompeos participation in Trumps call to Ukraine while appearing on The Late Show with her daughter Chelsea.

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The Shark-Infested Waters of Trumps Tweet-Filled Weekend - The New York Times