Going To College? Here’s What You Need To Pack For The Fall Semester In Order To Survive – The Babylon Bee

Are you registering for classes for the upcoming fall semester at a prestigious and expensive university? You'll need to prepare for a cutthroat world of higher education and poverty that's in store for you.

Here is a definitive list of items you must take to college with you:

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Going To College? Here's What You Need To Pack For The Fall Semester In Order To Survive - The Babylon Bee