If youre going to be a serious casino gambler or sports bettor, it pays to have a colorful nickname. Back when Americas true national pastime was in its nascency, this advice was taken a bit too literally, as gamblers nicknames were too often rooted in ethnicity, to borderline or over-the-line offensive ends.
Thankfully, there are plenty of playful if not entirely politically correct gambling nicknames worth celebrating. US Bets consulted several sources, online and off, to come up with the following, very subjective list of the 10 greatest gambling nicknames of all time (presented in descending order, for maximum suspense), many of which come from the wild world of poker:
10 (tie). Jimmy The Greek Snyder & Nick The Greek Dandolos. These two Greeks harken back to the aforementioned ethnic-rooted monikers, although calling a Greek person The Greek is relatively benign. What wasnt benign were the racially incendiary comments Snyder made that led to his firing from his role as a CBS Sports commentator. As for Dandalos, he was a high-rolling horse bettor and poker player who claims to have chaperoned Albert Einstein on a journey through Las Vegas, introducing him to his cronies as Little Al from Jersey.
9. Wild Bill Hickok. An Old West folk hero known mainly for gunfighting, Hickok was also an avid gambler who was shot to death in 1876 while playing poker in a saloon in Deadwood, S.D.At the time of his demise, he was holding two pair black aces and eights or what would come to be known as the dead mans hand. In life and in death and in his nickname Hickok was a true wild card.
8. Amarillo Slim. Everythings bigger in Texas, though not necessarily better. But its cities tend to have some pretty righteous names, and Thomas Austin Preston Jr. a.k.a. poker great Amarillo Slim is nicknamed after one of them. Born in Arkansas, Slims parents moved the family to Turkey, Texas, before settling in Amarillo, making one wonder where Turkey Tom would rank on this list.
7. Parlay Patz. Parlay Putz might be a better nickname for Ben Patz, who rose to gambling fame and then infamy by cashing in a string of monster parlay bets and then threatening to kill members of the Tampa Bay Rays after they screwed up one of his wagers. Patz was recently sentenced to 36 months probation for sending these threatening Instagram messages, but, hey, a great nicknames a great nickname, regardless of whom it belongs to.
6. Bobby The Owl Baldwin. A World Series of Poker champ, top-rated billiards player, and former casino executive, The Owl is still knocking around Las Vegas nowadays. The origins of his nickname remain as mysterious as the bird itself, which makes him that much cooler.
5. Texas Dolly. The 87-year-old poker icon better known to some as Doyle Brunson just announced that hes coming out of retirement to play in a few tournaments this year. As for his gender-bending nickname, its rooted in his old pal Jimmy the Greek referring to him alternately as Texas Doyle and Texas Doylee in his gambling column in The Las Vegas Sun. The Associated Press then misprinted Brunsons nickname as Texas Dolly and that version stuck.
4. Minnesota Fats. Minnesota Fats (real name: Rudolf Walter Wanderone) isnt actually from Minnesota. The pool hustler hailed from New York and was originally called New York Fats. But then Jackie Gleason appeared in The Hustler as a pool-hustling character called Minnesota Fats, which was rumored to have been influenced by New York Fats. So New York Fats re-nicknamed himself Minnesota Fats, in a case of life-imitating-art-that-had-imitated-life.
3. Clyde Puggy Pearson. It is always admirable when someone turns something thats seemingly a flaw into a positive attribute or in this former WSOP champs case, a nickname. Pearson, a pal of Dandolos and Brunsons who helped get the WSOP off the ground and honed his gambling skills while serving in the U.S. Navy, suffered a disfigured nose in a childhood accident. Hence, Puggy.
2. Titanic Thompson. Golf legend Sam Snead called Thompson (given name: Alvin Clarence Thomas), an ace gambler and golf hustler whose traveling exploits predated Vegas rise, the greatest hustler ever, while Minnesota Fats dubbed him the greatest action man of all-time. His nickname is directly derived from historys most famous shipwreck: After a young Thompson hustled a Missouri shark out of $500 by diving headfirst over a pool table without touching it, the shark said he must be the Titanic, the way he sinks everybody. He also married five women and killed five men before dying at the age of 80 in 1974. What a life.
1. Gadoon Spanky Kyrollos. A well-known, high-rolling professional sports bettor whos based in New Jersey and loathes the limitations of Las Vegas, Kyrollos tops this list because he pairs a great nickname with an even better real name. That combo is tough no, impossible to beat.
Honorable mention: Diamond Jim Brady, Loud Mouth Dave, Wally Monday (he always paid on Monday), Patty Snaps, The Protractor (he had every angle), Carlos El Matador Mortensen, Chad Downtown Brown, Crandell Dandy Addington, David Devilfish Ulliott, The Orient Express Johnny Chan, Michael The Grinder Mizrachi, Daniel Kid Poker Negreanu, Antonio The Magician Esfandiari, Phil The Unabomber Laak, Mike The Mouth Matusow, Joey Tunes, Matty Simo, Teddy Covers, Donnie Rightside, Blackjack Fletcher, Tommy Two Times, Montana Mel, Herbie Hoops, Vegas Dave (just kidding).
Photo of Minnesota Fats and a pool-playing priest by Rick Musacchio/The Tennessean
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Spanky, Titanic, And The Greeks: The 10 Best Gambling Nicknames Of All Time - US Bets
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