Everything Elon Musk Did During His Visit To Auschwitz – The Onion

Ever since his support of an antisemitic Twitter post led advertisers to leave the platform, Elon Musk has attempted to rehabilitate his reputation, most recently by touring the Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp. The Onion examines everything Elon Musk did during his visit to Auschwitz.

Luckily the vehicles engine caught fire before any of the buildings were damaged.

A student of history knows there is much to be learned from the past.

The docents were horrified, to say the least.

Musk stated that it would have made the trip across Germany a lot more comfortable for all the Auschwitz prisoners.

Five times he brought up how much he loved video games like Halo and Among Us, and five times the tour guide was forced to politely redirect things back to the matter at hand.

In a vaguely Italian accent, he kept making a face and saying, Wario is-a not-a antisemitic.

He said that Auschwitz needed to be willing to colonize other planets if it wanted to survive.

Musk said he wanted to make things feel a bit more epic sauce because people were being total downers.

He repeatedly said it was the only weight-loss method besides Ozempic that really made any impact on his weight.

After allegedly ingesting LSD, cocaine, ecstasy, mushrooms, and ketamine, he figured the notorious site of one of historys greatest horrors was as good a place as any.

According to Musk, he was very impressed with what hed seen.

The bestselling item is a $60 hoodie with the slogan Here Is Video Proof I Am Not Antisemitic.

He forgot headphones, so he had to put the speaker volume on.

Unfortunately, all they had was boring Jewish stuff.

The Auschwitz-Birkenau Foundation politely declined the billionaires offer.

It wasnt completely clear what he was going for here.

Musk spent the tour FaceTiming executives at Comcast, Disney, and other Fortune 500 companies so they could see how totally non-antisemitic he was being.

To be fair, this is happening every minute of the day no matter where he goes.

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Everything Elon Musk Did During His Visit To Auschwitz - The Onion