Stephen Colbert Is Tickled by a Judges Takedown of Trump – The New York Times

The only good part of inflation I was always jealous of those old guys who would go, like, Back in my day, you could buy a house with a dollar! It looks like now if inflation gets bad enough, well get to be those old guys: Oh, yeah? Back in my day, a million dollars could buy a whole lot more than just a haircut! TREVOR NOAH

I feel like a million bucks, and thats not nearly enough, because everything is getting so expensive. STEPHEN COLBERT

All your favorite stuff is more expensive. Prices have gone up for autos, energy, furniture, rent and medical care. That is terrible! One of my favorite things is being mobile, warm, comfortable, dry and alive. STEPHEN COLBERT

This is a big danger to Biden politically, because inflation is the one economic concept that normal people actually care about. Like, the debt ceiling, the Federal Reserve, derivatives thats all just [expletive] we pretend to understand: [mocking] The debt ceiling, the debt ceiling. But when you hear inflation is rising, you know it means youre about to be a broke [expletive]. TREVOR NOAH

OK, how much more bad news is Biden going to get? At the end of the month, were going to find out the turkey he pardoned was at the Capitol on Jan. 6. SETH MEYERS

Yesterday, the N.F.L. fined Rodgers and the Packers for violating Covid-19 protocols. Phew. Now that Covid protocols are being enforced, we can get back to safely enjoying the beautiful game of 300-pound men crushing each others spines like a sleeve of Ritz crackers. STEPHEN COLBERT on the Green Bay Packers and their quarterback Aaron Rodgers

Rodgers attended a Halloween party despite being unvaccinated, for which the N.F.L. fined him $14,650. Which sounds like a lot of money, but its the equivalent of fining an average American $33.80 or one beer at a Packers game. STEPHEN COLBERT

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