Apple TV+s lunar headache For All Mankind is headed to Mars for real this time. Three competing spaceships strive to make it to the red planet first to win a huge cash prize.
NASA holds some tricks up its sleeve to beat the wilier competition, but you cant count out the Russians just yet. Theyre always willing to do something stupid to make headlines. A mostly fine episode ends on a nice little cliffhanger to boot.
Season 3, episode 4: In this weeks episode, entitled Happy Valley, the Russians, the Americans and the otherAmericans are all launching their ships to Mars. The Russians only got that far because Margo Madison (Wrenn Schmidt) gave them top-secret engine schematics to spare her would-be boyfriend Sergei Nikulov (Piotr Adamczyk), whom the KGB was going to kill if she didnt.
Not that it did them allthat much good. Helios Aerospaces ship Phoenix is going to beat both the NASAs Sojourner 1 and the Soviets Mars-94. Or anyway thats how it looks for now.
Ed Baldwin (Joel Kinnaman) isnt as happy as he should be, even with Helios Dev Ayesa (Edi Gathegi) giving poetic speeches and agreeing to split a huge sum of money with everyone at the company, including Eds ex-wife Karen (Shantel VanSanten) and ex-NASA scientist Bill Strausser (Noah Harpster).
Ed and Danielle Poole (Krys Marshall) buried the hatchet when Eds daughter Kelly (Cynthy Wu) joined the NASA mission. Of course, Danielle is also secretly fine with Eds outfit taking the lead, because NASA conceals an ace up its sleeve: a secret engine maneuver involving a solar sail that will place the governments ship on Mars first. Theyll beat Phoenix to Mars by eight days.
Meanwhile, Ellen Wilson (Jodi Balfour) is fending off congressional oversight as an economic crisis looms. Wilson loves the Mars stuff, but America doesnt really care (Americans are unequivocally right about this). Theres some new nuclear fuel source called Helium-3 that they discovered on the moon thats responsible for the closing of coal mines and the like.
Larry (Nate Cordry) talks tough, but he and Ellen know theyre in trouble. Larry suggests a trip to NASA because there is nothing anyone on this show thinks cant be solved by doing space stuff publicly. When they take their limo to NASA, theres a huge protest and among the throng is Jimmy Stevens (David Chandler), Dannys (Casey W. Johnson) brother.
Hes about to get into some anti-government mischief. He still has a chip on his shoulder because of how his parents Gordo and Tracy were valorized by a country that wouldnt take full responsibility for causing their deaths by stoking the space race against the Russians. Jimmy meets one of the Marines who was on the moon when his parents died. He (Zac Titus) thinks it was a conspiracy that Gordo and Tracy were sacrificed for some joint Russian/American resource-mining mission. Its ludicrous but it is believable that there would be yahoos who think it.
Jimmys not the only one whos bent out of shape. The Sojourner crew all saw the Dennis Quaid movie they made in For All Mankinds universe about Gordo and Tracy Stevens, and they quote it all the time. It drives Danny crazy. He personally chastises anyone who has any fun with his parents memory. Ed sees this happening and realizes that Danielle may have been right about not bringing Danny to Mars because hes not fit for the task mentally. Not that it does Ed much good now to realize it
Kelly gets a weird transmission from Mars-94 while doing her radio broadcasts. The voice says theyre about to try something dangerous, but the guy has to leave before he can say what. Ellen Wilson is there when Margo and Aleida Rosales (Coral Pea) see it a few minutes later; the Russians are burning their engines at an ill-advised rate to get to Mars first, but it could destroy their ship in the process.
And of course thats what happens. The nuclear engines go into meltdown. They have 72 hours before radiation kills everyone on board. Ed Baldwin tells Danielle hell go rescue them, which means the Helios crew will never make it to Mars.
When Dev hears this, he goes apeshit. He demands Ed turn back on course and let NASA rescue the Russians, then deploys a software update on Sojourner 1 so Ed cant manually change the ships course. So NASA must step up.
But there may be silver lining. Theres liquid nitrogen on board the Russian ship. They could convert it to fuel and get to Mars after all. There are still a number of things that could go wrong, though.
First of all, theres a defector in the crew. Last season, Rolan Baranov (Alexander Sokovikov) went to the U.S. station at Jamestown to defect and the Russians came and got him, setting off the lunar gunfight. It seems the Russians still havent gotten over his betrayal. Second, the engines are about to blow on the Russian ship. A bunch of Americans and one Russian die in the crash.
This episode of For All Mankind was basically alright all plot, all mechanics. I can dig the show when its literallyjust about the process of being in space and going to other worlds. Then, theres at least no room for outrageously silly dramatic turns.
Im still not convinced that a movie about Gordo and Tracy would be how most of the crew of these missions sees them; they were on TV all the time, to say nothing of the fact that most of these guys worked with them when they were still alive. Furthermore, Dannys homicidal rage at a bad movie about his parents doesnt track. But then nothingabout that little creep tracks.
Im willing to look the other way at the water under the bridge way the showrunners handled Eds racism toward Danielle because I like the way they communicate with each other this week. And if I got hung up on every bad piece of emotional and social continuity on this show sorry I completely lost my train of thought.
Anyway, lets just get the rest of this season over with, shall we?
The fucking iPod exists. Im so mad I want to scream. Gary Hart made Steve Jobs daughter hate him ahead of schedule, I guess. Come on, writers this is just laziness.
Also, theres a fake news program called wait for it Eagle News (instead of Fox News). Clever. American rock band Toadies still got together and Possum Kingdom is still their one hit. And A Tribe Called Quest still wrote Can I Kick It?
New episodes of For All Mankind arrive on Apple TV+ every Friday.
Rated: TV-MA
Watch on: Apple TV+
Scout Tafoya is a film and TV critic, director and creator of the long-running video essay series The Unloved for RogerEbert.com. He has written for The Village Voice, Film Comment, The Los Angeles Review of Books and Nylon Magazine. He is the author of Cinemaphagy: On the Psychedelic Classical Form of Tobe Hooper, the director of 25 feature films, and the director and editor of more than 300 video essays, which can be found at Patreon.com/honorszombie.
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