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Posted: June 11, 2022 at 1:29 am

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THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY

BC PIRES

READING HAS saved my life all my life. Today, it might be a book like Andre Alexiss Fifteen Dogs that encourages me to keep repositioning nose to grindstone but, since before I was ten, books have always realigned me. I can chart my development as a reader (and, ergo, writer) by the books that blew me away (and the rough age I was when I read them): The Call of the Wild (11). Kidnapped (12). Great Expectations (13). Miguel Street (14). Animal Farm, 1984, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (15). Catch-22 (16). Slaughterhouse Five, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird (17). The Lonely Londoners, Lord of the Flies, Lolita, A Clockwork Orange, L'Etranger (18). Things Fall Apart, Gullivers Travels, Brighton Rock (19). Crime and Punishment, The Wide Sargasso Sea, Moby Dick, The Dragon Cant Dance (20). Midnights Children, Heart of Darkness (21). The Red and the Black, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Anna Karenina, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (22).

From age 22 onwards: Briefing for a Descent into Hell. Immortality. Steppenwolf. The God of Small Things. Love in the Time of Cholera. The Old Man and the Sea. Times Arrow. The Invention of Solitude. The Cold Six Thousand. Invisible Man. Rebecca. Of Human Bondage. Focus. Nausea. Disgrace. Jude the Obscure. A Confederacy of Dunces. The Butcher Boy. Hunger. The Plot Against America. If This is a Man. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Trainspotting. Netherland. East of Eden. Beware of Pity. The Road. A Brief History of Seven Killings. If on a Winters Night a Traveller. The Enigma of Arrival.

And the biggest ones: The Sound and the Fury. Absalom, Absalom! In Search of Lost Time.

Ive left out many because the list is longbut it began when I was nine, with an 11-year-old English public schoolboy.

Between 1922 and 1969 (and the ages of 22 and 79) Richmal Crompton wrote nearly 40 books about William Brown, her mischievous prepubescent hero of comic adventures mocking the hypocrisy of the adult world. She was copying Mark Twain, to be sure, but she did it exceedingly well.

I devoured all 39 William books repeatedly. I was thrilled by Richmal Cromptons writing but I was also a little jealous: what was it about Trinidad that denied me stories about, say, Kenrick? Or Raj? Or Mikey?

We in Trinidad, I concluded, heartbrokenly, were simply not worthy of being written about. We could be subjects of the queen but not of fiction.

I still dip occasionally into the William books I gave my own son and the writing remains impressive. Even post-Faulkner, -Proust -Joyce and -Hemingway, I cannot take out a word.

The William books are timeless.

But, this week, I was shocked to discover that William himself has aged dreadfully.

My storybook William was cheeky to impudence, committed to nothing but escapist fun it was, indeed, his raison dtre and cared nothing about the grown-up world and its foolish preoccupations. He cared about only himself and his own close friends, the Outlaws, who shared his contemptuous disregard for everyone who wasnt one of them. The grown-up world was Williams plaything, its sacraments to be broken, its highest functionaries to be ridiculed for his amusement. He was sworn to fun, loyal to none, never did his homework, never combed his hair, his shirt tails always out, his shoes scuffed. He couldnt give a flying firetruck for pretensions of gentility and/or maturity.

William Brown was the hero of someone incapable of assessment. A secondary schoolboy who couldnt spell at a kindergarten level and didnt care, he hated girls almost as much as he hated any form of authority. The world could burn, if he could cook a tin of baked beans on it.

And hed do just about anything for a cream bun.

I thought William had died with Richmal Crompton in 1969.

But, this week, when he pretended that 148 of his backbenchers voting against his leadership was, somehow, a great victory for him, and that he could now get on with his work, it was only at that moment that I realised that William Brown, grown up, had turned into Boris Johnson.

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