The first reviews of the recently launched, self-branded conservative dating app, The Right Stuff are in Some common reviewer complaints include that the app is short on women and that answering a profile prompt about January 6 led to contact from law enforcement. Gizmodo, 10/5/22
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I like to think Im a pretty normal, conservative-leaning guy who believes LGBT people are possessed by Satan, all abortions should be punishable by public stoning, and vaccines were invented by Jews to make mens foreskins fall off so that all guys with penises will be circumcised and forced to convert to Judaism. You know, just center-of-the-road right-wing stuff.
But Ive always had a hard time meeting women on dating apps, maybe because liberal women have been brainwashed by Queer Eye to believe that men should be able to clear the unrealistically high bar of having the basic ability to regulate their emotions and be able to make a decent omelet.
So when I heard about a new dating app called The Right Stuff, aimed at helping conservatives meet each other (and thus out-procreate the minorities trying to replace us), you can imagine how excited I was to meet the Q to my Anon. But then I opened the app and hardly saw any women, and I couldnt help but wonder: Where are all the alt-right, anti-choice, male-subservient women on this dating app?
Look, Im not a picky guy. All Im looking for is a woman who is intelligent, funny, and attractive, who believes God created women to help men with stuff theyre naturally bad at, like empathy, and who enjoys shooting wild animals from a helicopter. So where are the millions of women I imagine fit that exact description if not on this app?
Its not like my political views are that out there. I just happen to subscribe to the traditional belief that women belong in three places: the home, the home goods section of HomeGoods, and Home Depot (but only the paint department, because the rest of the store is strictly guy territory). So its strange that every time I sign into this app, the only people I see are like-minded guys and a woman who claims to be Marjorie Taylor Greenes cute younger sister, but who Im pretty sure is a sexbot. Is it really that difficult to find a woman whose only ambitions in life are to gratify me sexually at my whim, be a vessel for my offspring, and then die? Is that so much to ask?
I want what everyone else in life wants: someone to wake up in the morning next to, someone to bathe and spoon-feed me when Im old (and also when Im young and middle-aged), and someone to hold my hand while we commit heinous acts of domestic terrorism against people whose beliefs dont align perfectly with ours. But I guess some women would rather be left alone to snuggle under a warm blanket while sipping mulled cider, watching Gilmore Girls, and petting their cat. Alas, some people just choose to act against their own best interests.
Ive always subscribed to that age-old conservative aphorism a wife is like a mother whos your same age. Someday I hope to meet a woman who wants to be my wife-mother, which I would think would be every womans dream.
In the meantime, I guess Ill go back to scrolling Tinder and Hinge, since The Right Stuff is mostly just ads for camo gaiters and dick pills. I also have to respond to the email I got from the FBI. Apparently bragging about pepper spraying women police officers on January 6 isnt the pickup line I thought it would be.
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