{"id":9047,"date":"2012-12-25T11:41:48","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T11:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/the-hipster-christmas-song-video\/"},"modified":"2012-12-25T11:41:48","modified_gmt":"2012-12-25T11:41:48","slug":"the-hipster-christmas-song-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/politically-incorrect\/the-hipster-christmas-song-video\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hipster Christmas Song – Video"},"content":{"rendered":"


The Hipster Christmas Song
Follow us on Twitter! : twitter.com\/yummystevecakes twitter.com\/dylsexicneat Lyrics: Sitting around the vinyl record player, Regifting fruitcake as old as John Mayer. A vintage Christmas cardigan Is on the Christmas card again. Santa enforces gender roles, Occupy the North Pole. Coffee from that hot barista, Shopping on Etsy like a fashionista Scoffing at shoppers in line at stores, Instagramming pictures of food porn. Chorus: Reading postmodern novels by the light of the fire, Fixing the Prius with new snow tires, Drinking organic hot cocoa, With all-natural, vegan marshmallows. Arguing politics at Christmas dinner With an aunt who #39;s mad that Obama was the winner And feeding corporations with a huge wish list, This is what makes a hipster Christmas. Dubstep remixes of songs from Bing Crosby, Heinous sweaters reminiscent of Bill Cosby. PETA funded protests, Demanding reindeer get a rest Santa was a socialist, White men on the naughty list. Keep the X in Xmas, Christ is politically incorrect. Traditions aren #39;t trendy to them, Wrapped in scarves from H M. Chorus. Postmodern novels, Fixing the Prius, Organic hot cocoa, And Obama was the winner, yeah, A hipster Christmas.From:Steve SloanViews:18 1ratingsTime:02:32More inMusic
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