{"id":82263,"date":"2013-09-04T12:42:37","date_gmt":"2013-09-04T16:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.designerchildren.com\/elyria-man-says-girls-can-earn-points-and-illuminati-payment-for-sex\/"},"modified":"2013-09-04T12:42:37","modified_gmt":"2013-09-04T16:42:37","slug":"elyria-man-says-girls-can-earn-points-and-illuminati-payment-for-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/illuminati\/elyria-man-says-girls-can-earn-points-and-illuminati-payment-for-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Elyria Man Says Girls Can Earn &#034;Points&#034; and Illuminati Payment for Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>Elyria Man Says Girls Can Earn \"Points\" and Illuminati      Payment for Sex              Posted by Sam Allard on Wed,      Aug 28, 2013 at 4:10 PM                    In a tactic familiar to conniving bullies everywhere, a man      in  you guessed it  Elyria is now facing felony gross      sexual imposition charges after allegedly trying to convince      two teenage girls that they would receive payment from the      Illuminati if they consented to sexual relations with him.      <\/p>\n<p>        I know what you're thinking: What other conniving bully        fabricates bogus allegiances with nonexistent secret        societies to lure or otherwise sexually entice unsuspecting        teenagers?      <\/p>\n<p>        Answer: not many, granted. However, bullies are        historically fond of inventing fake rewards to bend the        will of impressionable youngsters.      <\/p>\n<p>        According to an assistant county prosecutor in Lorain        County  via the reporting of Brad Dicken at the        Chronicle-Telegram  this dude Nelson Torres (for        that is the name of our Illuminati emissary) usually just        offers \"points\" for sex rituals. Or rather, he'll tell        teenage girls that they can join a secret society and        thereafter earn points by performing various tasks        and blow jobs.      <\/p>\n<p>        Yeah, but who wouldn't go out of her comfort zone for a few        extra fake points?      <\/p>\n<p>      Tags: Par for the course in Elyria, Illuminati sex money, sex points Lorain, Image    <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read this article:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.clevescene.com\/scene-and-heard\/archives\/2013\/08\/28\/elyria-man-says-teenage-girls-can-earn-points-and-illuminati-payment-for-sex\" title=\"Elyria Man Says Girls Can Earn &quot;Points&quot; and Illuminati Payment for Sex\">Elyria Man Says Girls Can Earn &quot;Points&quot; and Illuminati Payment for Sex<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Elyria Man Says Girls Can Earn \"Points\" and Illuminati Payment for Sex Posted by Sam Allard on Wed, Aug 28, 2013 at 4:10 PM In a tactic familiar to conniving bullies everywhere, a man in you guessed it Elyria is now facing felony gross sexual imposition charges after allegedly trying to convince two teenage girls that they would receive payment from the Illuminati if they consented to sexual relations with him.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/illuminati\/elyria-man-says-girls-can-earn-points-and-illuminati-payment-for-sex\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193596],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illuminati"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}