Ke$ha parties south of the border (in more ways than one) in her \"Die Young\" video. <\/p>\n
Remember how we thoughtKe$hawas probably gonna play aa sexified leather-clad warrior goddess princessin her \"Die Young\" video? Well, we were right! Except that in addition to a warrior goddess princess, it appears that Ke$ha is also the cult leader of satanist and\/or Illuminati worshipers. And they're worshiping -- you guessed it -- Princess Ke$ha! And the Illuminati. And they hired a decorator with a flare for Pentagrams and Occult imagery! It's all very inspired. <\/p>\n
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Tucked away somewhere in an abandoned jungle warehouse, Cult Ke$ha HQ is decorated with a crap-ton of satanic imagery and other things you might only see in \"The Craft\" sequel. Or \"True Blood.\" Or a Wiccan documentary. Whichever. Fortunately, all of theWarrior singer's fellow cult members happen to be hot male models (best cult evar!!) who spend their days doting on Ke$ha and making sure all her \"needs\" are taken care of. After congregating for a morning prayer, Ke$ha and her followers take five for a hookup sesh. With each other. In various combinations (maybe they began as a college A capella group? Oooohh, BURN). After the party (it's the after-party, right?!) there's another round of arduous Illuminati worship (aka stunningly executed choreography), but this time, her congregants perch Ke$ha upon a mattress alter to be devoured by the gods. Or something. It's all very dark and twisted, but we'd like to offer props to K-dawg for recruiting cult members solely based on their attractiveness level! Ballsy move, and we like it. <\/p>\n
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