{"id":68455,"date":"2016-06-16T17:56:11","date_gmt":"2016-06-16T21:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/success-how-to-get-financial-independence-and-help-for-real\/"},"modified":"2016-06-16T17:56:11","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T21:56:11","slug":"success-how-to-get-financial-independence-and-help-for-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/financial-independence\/success-how-to-get-financial-independence-and-help-for-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Success! &#8211; How to get Financial Independence and Help For Real"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Are you planning for early retirement? Heres all the    financial help you will need.<\/p>\n<p>    Quick! Head to the ATM and withdraw a million.  <\/p>\n<p>    Dreaming? You might think that it takes years to build a    fortune. It takes hard work and patience. Thats what they all    say about financial independence. Is that true?    Forget what your teacher told you about    retirement planning . In fact, forget what the ole    stodgies say. Youre here because you want to make it big.    Fast. You can be a     money making machine. Thats the gist of this entire site.    We want to you be a filthy social masterand    billionaire. In fact we want you to buy out Bill Gates, Donald    Trump and the tycoons at Veritoria Holdings . Can you handle    that kind of action? Shall we begin? Lets start with a    infographic by Surveyspencer.com  <\/p>\n<p>    333 Ways to Make Money With a Brand New Website 2014    (10MB) Our Wealth Seminar Manuals  <\/p>\n<p>    Outsmart Google and Rake it In 2014    (8MB)Learn how to insta-rank your sites.  <\/p>\n<p>    Mind Power Forum  Learn how to build a fortune with your mind.    Its the basis of The Secret!  <\/p>\n<p>    Be Inspired by Online Entrepreneurs  <\/p>\n<p>    Traditional degrees do little to build financial independence.    Take the quaint story of high school drop-outsPat    StanleyandJason Langwho co-founded The Big    Guns. This lean and mean IT companydeveloped the worlds    fave:www.bestcellphonespyapps.com. This blog will    catapult your knowledge of cell phones and cell phone apps into    the stratosphere! The articles are written by an average guy    possessing above average know-how and understanding of all    those complicated issues that absolutely drive us bonkers!    Conceptualized in a garage on an ancient core i3 desktop, the    program now garners 100Million downloads- and millions of    dollars in sales.On this site, you will mirror their    success and build your own fortune.  <\/p>\n<p>    Another incredibly inspiring story is that of Jay Lange. This    crafty entrepreneur has taken his simple four-year degree from    a SUNY school in upstate New York and turned it into quite a    handsome business. Jay Lange started, Jay Lange Media    Corp., from his garage and now owns and operates his own    private blog network of over 30 blogs, which provides average    people with the information and expertise necessary to navigate    their way through the complicated world of cell phone mobile    apps. His flagship blog, Cell Phone Tracking Reviews, is by far    the best. I accidentally stumbled across his blog just the    other day and noticed the treasure trove of information    contained within. He truly does an amazing job at providing    in-depth information About seemingly complicated tasks and    makes them sound very simple.  <\/p>\n<p>    Jay Lange is the foremost technical expert for cell phones and    cell phone apps. This guy has made a career of dissecting the    inner workings of cell phones and making them more reliable for    the average user. He provides much-needed insights and    education for the average consumer to determine which apps are    best for them.  <\/p>\n<p>    From humble beginnings in middle-class Long Island to now    driving luxury automobiles and enjoying lavish vacations, Jay    Lange truly has it all. This just goes to show what hard work    and dedication can do for anybody willing to make the    sacrifice.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Getting Rich Means Getting Yourself Fired- and Becoming    The Boss You want to get wealthy. You seek to retire    early and hit financial independence at 25. The only way to do    that is through entrepreneurship. The reason is simple.    Entrepreneurship puts you on the top of a social pyramid. The    lower layers of that pyramid exist only to prop up the peak of    that structure. Its all win-win for those at the top. The    future for those at the bottom is not as bright. Hence,    entrepreneurship=riches. Employment=poverty. That simple relationship leads to the    cardinal rule: employed flunkies dont get rich; the    employers get rich. The whole point of starting a business    is to keep the lions share of the wealth while your flunkies    do the work. Okay thats harsh- but thats the reality. As long    as you or I are paid a salary, well jump where the bananas are    thrown. Its time to break that cycle. Finish this    article and youll discover how to get there faster and easier.    Its time to get really rich. For real  <\/p>\n<p>    Your Fast Track To Getting Rich Quick    1. First , grab a shiny set of wheels. Its a    fact that to be successful, you must look the part. Moving    ahead in life is all about the network you swim in and its a    harsh reality that appearances matter. Go to Citibank    right now, withdraw all your money and spend it (or lease) a    shiny Hermes Belt, and Armani suit and a car with a hot V8    engine. I recommend something red with an Italian pedigree.    Its vital that your car car run rings around the Jag of the    venture capitalist youre trying to woo. That commands their    respect. By no means should you pour all your cash into your    business- investors you impress will do that for you. Thats    their job. Your task is to come up with the killer Big Idea.    Its the key to rapid financial independence.  <\/p>\n<p>    2. Next, kick your boss off the 33rd floor of    his corner office. As a magnate-in-making, you cant build an    empire carrying an umbrella for someone else. Leave the    grovelling to Colonels scrabbling for scraps at the feet of El    Presidente. Its vital to file your walking papers as    soon as an idea is beginning to hatch. The rationale is    this: force yourself out of your comfort zone. This is    the real secret of early retirement planning.You literally    start you wealth building at an early age. Theres no need to    get hired in the corporate world- no matter how juicy the job    offered by flashy New York Headhunters.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    3. Rip something off. Theres no need to    create an AIDS vaccine or teleporter machine. The powerful of    this world rarely came up with something new. What they did was    to look at trends, then copied something that showed strong    promise. Remember its a waste of mind power to reinvent the    wheel- simply build on what exists! But dont just copy.    Fully upgrade the thing up to version 98.321 so no one accuses    you of airheadedness. I recommend sticking to simple    ideas allied with your passions and highly marketable.    Remember, you want to get rick quick and fast. Pouring effort    into something difficult is straight nonesense. You dont make    money fast that way.  <\/p>\n<p>    4. Get out your thesaurus. This is    vital. You need something fancy to embody the vague greatness    of your new tech and your fledgling company. Jargon is good. 5    syllables make it better. You want a buzzword that ties tongues    in knots. I kid you not: savvy nominalization can    transform a feather duster into Silicon Valleys next tech    trend and revolutionize the future releases of Samsung Galaxy    S8 chips. Branding. Thats all its about. Forget excessive    R&D. Leave that to the competition. Then copy and    upgrade.  <\/p>\n<p>    5. Fire your CEO, COO and GM. Too many    cooks spoil the broth and you dont want the executive    committee second guessing you every step of the way. Its a    waste of time and resources. If you retain them, make sure that    their contract has a clause that says All decisions of Mr.    (insert name here) are absolute and final. Go it alone. That    would be best. Wait am I serious? Definitely. But this applies    only at the onset when you want things moving fast. As the    company grows, THEN you can start offloading responsibilities    while you soak the rays at the Bahamas beaches. (Think Mr. Z of    Facebook. This fine billionaire controlled the company 100% at    the beginning). Its also how the CEO of Highster Cell    PhoneSpy did it.  <\/p>\n<p>    6. Stick to small elephants. Gunning for the    big lofty stuff like SARS cures will take too much time.    Consign the pie in the sky pipe dreams to the competition- if    its too lofty and it hasnt been done yet, its way too hard.    The competition will burn too much time and money pulling that    off. Mr. Andy Grove took decades to make his first billion off    Intel; you dont have that kind of time. You want to be a Mark    Z and Facebook. A social network company will ROI faster than a    microprocessor affair. Small goals. Stick with that. Make your    desire for financial independence guide you.  <\/p>\n<p>    7. Hug babies. Donate to nuns. Send funds to    war torn countries. Send clash of clans unlimited gems to poor    African gamers. Its all about nice publicity. You want your    company to have good PR. PR translates to goodwill. That will    drive more venture capitalists to your door. Your war chest may    be laughable at the onset- dont let that stop you. You can    hold a small charity dinner and still bring accolade.  <\/p>\n<p>    8. Make money online, offline and through non    conventional channels. Your baby company is growing    and it will need funding. That copied (and upgraded) business    idea that you executed by yourself will evolve faster with    capital . Raise funds properly- make sure you hold majority    stock no matter what happens. Youre the visionary bastard    wholl take things to the top. So start sourcing money    from high and low places. Try borrowing from enemies. Theyll    often give you a horse laugh which will toughen you up when you    meet real venture capitalists. Instagram is one way to do this-    when youbuy instagram likes at followershaven for $3.99 ,    you increase visibility socially. Same goes via Pinterest or    Google + marketing. Everyone else focuses on trimedia. Avoid    that expensive bandwagon. Shoestring everything. Its how to    get financial independence fast so you can retire early.  <\/p>\n<p>    9. IPO. After a fiscal year brings your    first 10M, go public. Of course it helps that your    accountant prettied up your financials first. Nonetheless    youll find yourself swamped with new cash (for an extra    Italian car) and a bunch of sordid obligations labeled    preferred shares, common stock and debentures. Whatever.    Just keep your eye on the ball. At this point youll have gone    through the entire process of how to get rich    quick.  <\/p>\n<p>    10. Wash, rinse repeat.Youre rich! Just as    with the CEOs ofAIG and Enron, youll be the top dog owning millions    of shares in a publicly traded company that employs ten    thousand and generates nothing. Worse- the attorney general is    investigating you for fraud. So you better start unloading.    Exit quietly. Then start building a new company with the fresh    capital infusion still lining your pockets. Learn how to keep    your empire safe from thieves and spies CLICK HERE.    Racketeering Videos for reference:  <\/p>\n<p>    Do I detect confusion? If this plan doesnt seem    right , then maybe you should be developing the next cheap    psoriasis vaccine. Or maybe software that tracks jihadi    criminals. Perhaps a portable water purifier for third    world nations. Something with a social impact. Something that    puts smiles on kids faces. In fact, maybe you    dont even want to get rich    quick; maybe what you want is a sense of fulfillment    that youve actually contributed something grand to the world.    (In case you didnt notice, everything above was a satire. Get    over it. ) And thats what the rest of this site is    really about. Its time to change yourself and to change    the world. For the better. Start your quest to get wealthy    today. Begin here. And    remember to to bolster all your online advertising by learning    how to get    high page rankfor your business. 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