{"id":63869,"date":"2015-03-31T22:41:05","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T02:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/olivia-wilde-says-her-post-baby-body-is-soft-like-when-she-discovered-krispy-kreme-and-pot\/"},"modified":"2015-03-31T22:41:05","modified_gmt":"2015-04-01T02:41:05","slug":"olivia-wilde-says-her-post-baby-body-is-soft-like-when-she-discovered-krispy-kreme-and-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/post-human\/olivia-wilde-says-her-post-baby-body-is-soft-like-when-she-discovered-krispy-kreme-and-pot\/","title":{"rendered":"Olivia Wilde Says Her Post-Baby Body Is &quot;Soft&quot; Like When She &quot;Discovered Krispy Kreme and Pot&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Olivia Wildes body may forever be    changed since welcoming her first child, son Otis with fianc    Jason Sudeikis, but having kids is    something she cant wait to do again.\" In a candid interview    with Shape magazine, the Drinking Buddies    actress, 31, admitted her post-baby body took some getting used    to.  <\/p>\n<p>    PHOTOS: Amazing post-baby bods  <\/p>\n<p>    I am not in perfect shape. In fact, Im softer than Ive ever    been, including that unfortunate semester in high school when I    simultaneously discovered Krispy Kreme and pot, the magazines    April 2015 cover girl said. The photos of me in this magazine    have been generously constructed to show my best angles and I    assure you, good lighting has been warmly embraced. The truth    is, Im a mother, and I look like one, she added, because,    yes, she does look perfectly toned on the cover. See more photos from Olivia's Shape spread    here.  <\/p>\n<p>    While the former model admitted that she loved being pregnant    and she felt unapologetically curvy, sexy, and intensely    feminine, her feelings about her post-baby body are a bit less    enthusiastic.  <\/p>\n<p>    PHOTOS: Olivia's stunning red carpet    moments  <\/p>\n<p>    After delivering Otis two weeks earlier than expected in April    2014, Wilde admitted she walked around feeling wounded.  <\/p>\n<p>    First of all, you haven't seen your vagina in months, even    though it's all her fault you're in this situation. Now that    you can finally confirm that she is, in fact, still there, she    isn't the gal you remember, the Tron actress candidly    admitted. I [also] joined the ranks of millions of new mothers    when I moaned, Why do I still look pregnant? Is there another    one stuck in there?  <\/p>\n<p>    PHOTOS: Jason and Olivia's romance  <\/p>\n<p>    What helped kick her body back into shape? Breast-feeding    helps, in the most intense way, Wilde said, adding way, way    more details than expected. You feel your uterus contracting    while the baby nurses. Your belly starts to go down. Your    thighs become slightly less thunderous. Finally, you are ready    to change out of sweatpants, but when you manage to button your    jeansthe button clasp gets swallowed up and lost in your    gelatinous Stay Puft Marshmallow Man belly. This is when it    becomes abundantly clear that its time to reintroduce yourself    to your jilted abdominals.  <\/p>\n<p>    But getting back in the gym was no easy feat. It felt like    leaving a karaoke bar to go take a physics exam, Wilde said of    her first post-baby exercise class. If I wasnt at work, I    just wanted to stay home and party with my little manand by    party, I mean, of course, endless rounds of the Itsy Bitsy    Spider. Also, I like beer. And pizza. And these two    ingredients are not found in the purely fictional book I like    to call How to Look Like You Never Made a Human: A Guide to    Socially Acceptable Motherhood.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Excerpt from:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.usmagazine.com\/celebrity-body\/news\/olivia-wildes-post-baby-body-im-softer-than-ive-ever-been-2015313\/RK=0\/RS=WIz2Mbcvje0ACw7RbzFXjegZD3g-\" title=\"Olivia Wilde Says Her Post-Baby Body Is &quot;Soft&quot; Like When She &quot;Discovered Krispy Kreme and Pot&quot;\">Olivia Wilde Says Her Post-Baby Body Is &quot;Soft&quot; Like When She &quot;Discovered Krispy Kreme and Pot&quot;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Olivia Wildes body may forever be changed since welcoming her first child, son Otis with fianc Jason Sudeikis, but having kids is something she cant wait to do again.\" In a candid interview with Shape magazine, the Drinking Buddies actress, 31, admitted her post-baby body took some getting used to. 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