{"id":56745,"date":"2012-03-20T18:08:04","date_gmt":"2012-03-20T18:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.designerchildren.com\/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-reboot-will-the-illuminati-sacrifice-him-over-alien-turtle-plans-video\/"},"modified":"2012-03-20T18:08:04","modified_gmt":"2012-03-20T18:08:04","slug":"michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-reboot-will-the-illuminati-sacrifice-him-over-alien-turtle-plans-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/illuminati\/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-reboot-will-the-illuminati-sacrifice-him-over-alien-turtle-plans-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reboot: Will The Illuminati Sacrifice Him Over Alien Turtle Plans? [VIDEO]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Michael Bay better hope his vision changes for the Teenage    Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, where the mutant turtles are    instead depicted as aliens, lest he be sacrificed by the    Illuminati.  <\/p>\n<p>    Bay's plans for the reboot have been widely panned on the    Internet, including a voice actor from the TMNT cartoon series    saying the director is \"sodomizing\" the franchise.  <\/p>\n<p>    Robbie Rist wrote a letter to Bay, saying, \"You probably don't    know me but I did some voice work on the first set of movies    that you are starting to talk about sodomizing,\"     according to TMZ.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Illuminati have also taken to Twitter to warn Bay    not to mess with the mutant component of the characters.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Michael Bay is re-making Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. If    Michael Bay destroys this classic, he will surely be sacrificed    for his mistakes,\" @TheIlluminati wrote.  <\/p>\n<p>    The tweet has been retweeted more than 1,382 times.  <\/p>\n<p>    Like us on Facebook  <\/p>\n<p>        Bay said over the weekendthat Raphael, Donatello,    Leonardo and Michaelangelo \"are from an alien race\" in his    version of the characters. Meanwhile, the four turtles are    mutants in previous \"Turtles\" films and in comic books, where    they became mutants when toxic sludge seeped into the sewers    where they were living.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"When you see this movie, kids are going to believe one day    that these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this    movie,\" Bay said at the annual Nickelodeon Upfront festival in    Lincoln Center, which you can watch in the video below. \"These    turtles are from an alien race and they are going to be tough,    edgy, funny and completely lovable.\"  <\/p>\n<p>        Michael Bay talks Teenage Mutant Ninja    Turtlesby stuffwelike  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>See the article here:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ibtimes.com\/articles\/316774\/20120320\/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-reboot.htm\" title=\"Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reboot: Will The Illuminati Sacrifice Him Over Alien Turtle Plans? [VIDEO]\">Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reboot: Will The Illuminati Sacrifice Him Over Alien Turtle Plans? [VIDEO]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Michael Bay better hope his vision changes for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, where the mutant turtles are instead depicted as aliens, lest he be sacrificed by the Illuminati. Bay's plans for the reboot have been widely panned on the Internet, including a voice actor from the TMNT cartoon series saying the director is \"sodomizing\" the franchise. Robbie Rist wrote a letter to Bay, saying, \"You probably don't know me but I did some voice work on the first set of movies that you are starting to talk about sodomizing,\" according to TMZ.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/illuminati\/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-reboot-will-the-illuminati-sacrifice-him-over-alien-turtle-plans-video\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193596],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illuminati"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56745"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}