Summary: The big reason we\u2019re better: they don\u2019t execute you for blogging in America. Sometimes your page rank goes down, but it\u2019s not quite the same thing.<\/p>\n
Yesterday was President\u2019s Day here in the United States. It\u2019s a strange little holiday, in part because even what\u2019s being celebrated is unclear both legislatively, and between the states and federal government. <\/p>\n
Briefly, the holiday is and always has been officially Washington\u2019s Birthday, celebrating the birth of our first president, George Washington. And even that has some degree of controversy, because when ol\u2019 George was born, it was on February 11, 1732, according to the Julian calendar. But when the Gregorian calendar was adopted in 1752, the date George popped in the world suddenly became February 22. <\/p>\n
And then there\u2019s Lincoln. When I grew up, we got a day off from school for Washington\u2019s birthday and another for Abe Lincoln\u2019s. Apparently, we were particularly bratty back in New Jersey, and the state did everything it could to get away from us little monsters, including celebrating two holidays in the same month. <\/p>\n
In any case, sometime in the late sixties, having nothing better to do with its time, Congress decided to stick all federal holidays on Mondays and somehow combined Washington\u2019s birthday with Lincoln\u2019s and thus begat President\u2019s Day. The only problem is that although most Americans think we\u2019re celebrating President\u2019s Day, we\u2019re not. The holiday is still officially Washington\u2019s Birthday, Lincoln\u2019s birthday has been conveniently lost, and well, you get the idea. Your tax dollars at work. <\/p>\n
So how does this all bring us to Iran? If you\u2019ve been following Violet Blue\u2019s excellent reporting on the crackdown on bloggers and social networkers in Iran, you\u2019ll begin to understand how severe censorship can get in a truly regressive and repressive society. It\u2019s deeply disturbing. <\/p>\n
See also: Iran\u2019s Deadly Cyber Police: Indefinite Detention and Execution for Netizens <\/p>\n
There\u2019s not even any tangible evidence of wrongdoing, and it\u2019s likely web site operators and bloggers will be put to death, and that\u2019s after torture. <\/p>\n
Now, contrast that with the United States. Yesterday, I ran a very tongue-in-cheek gallery honoring some of our favorite presidents. Well, honoring them is probably going too far. Mostly, I mocked. <\/p>\n
I imagined what pick-up lines would have been like for James Buchanan, our only bachelor president. I called Ronald Reagan a moderate and then proceeded to lampoon not just Newt Gingrich (low hanging fruit) but even Mitt Romney. I went to town with Bill Clinton and a company called Cigar Monster. I mentioned a blow-up Karl Rove doll and did a mission-accomplished dig with George W. Bush. And I even questioned the effectiveness of the current sitting president. <\/p>\n
See also: Gallery: Presidents and their not so presidential apps <\/p>\n
In Iran, they\u2019d be pulling off my fingernails by now. <\/p>\n
I was helped by other editors here at ZDNet, who gathered images and some background information. In Iran, their families would have been rounded up for questioning by now. <\/p>\n
You know what happened after I went full monty mocking our leaders? You know what happens to me whenever I go fully monty mocking our leaders? Do you have any idea how often I mock our leaders? It\u2019s virtually a full-time job. And, well, it\u2019s not really full monty. I wear sweatpants. <\/p>\n
The worst that ever happens is I get ignored. Sometimes readers get cranky. And then, on good days, I get a call from a staffer in a Congressman\u2019s office, a chief-of-staff in an admiral\u2019s office, or a special agent in charge from a three-letter law enforcement agency. <\/p>\n
I don\u2019t even get yelled at by these people (well, not counting our readers). But our government representatives often tell me how fun they find my writing. Sometimes, they\u2019re nice enough to point me to additional information, or why they think my characterization of \u201ctheir guy\u201d is a little too harsh. Once in a while, I get asked to do some pro-bono advisory work. <\/p>\n
In no case has anyone threatened to put me to death (well, not counting our readers). In no case has any federal official asked me to change my story, edit my story, or censor my story. Now, to be fair, I have access to a lot of sensitive information and have never published anything which is restricted. That\u2019s part of why I\u2019m trusted with sensitive information. <\/p>\n
But, back to the point. In Iran, if you complain slightly or even are in the wrong place at the wrong time, you\u2019re tortured and executed. Here, you\u2019re either ignored or sent some white papers to read. <\/p>\n
Many of you have wondered why I\u2019m so pro-America in my writing, how I can possibly love a nation so flawed in so many fundamental ways. Well, now you know. <\/p>\n
America is great because we have freedom of speech. The big reason we\u2019re better: they don\u2019t execute you for blogging in America. Sometimes your page rank goes down, but it\u2019s not quite the same thing. <\/p>\n
But \u2014 before you think I\u2019m getting too jingoistic (look it up) \u2014 I need to point out a disturbing trend once again. The American government and American government policy is not trying to censor any of us. But lobbyists are. Special interests are. The companies we buy our tunes and flicks from are trying to censor us, and they don\u2019t care how far they have to go to shut down our cherished free speech. <\/p>\n
Think about that the next time a SOPA or a PIPA comes up as a bill. Is censoring us more like America or more like Iran? <\/p>\n
See also: Chris Dodd and the MPAA: bribery or politics as usual? <\/p>\n
I\u2019m proud to be an American, but I\u2019m not exactly thrilled with our lobbyists. <\/p>\n
Disclosure David Gewirtz <\/p>\n
At various times during his adult life, David has voted for both Democrats and Republicans, and has been disappointed by both. He is deeply disturbed by how partisanship has come before patriotism in America, which gives him the freedom to pick on both sides. <\/p>\n
David is a frequent guest on TV and radio stations across America and can usually be heard or seen on-the-air at least once a week. He writes weekly commentary and analysis for CNN\u2019s Anderson Cooper 360 and has been interviewed by Fox News, CNN, various ABC and NBC affiliates, and Canada\u2019s Global TV. He has been a featured guest on National Public Radio and has also been featured on Voice of America, Radio Free Europe, and Radio Liberty where his commentaries on technology, industry, and emerging nations have been broadcast into 46 countries (all in their own unique translations). <\/p>\n
David is the executive director of U.S. Strategic Perspective Institute, a nonprofit research and policy organization. He is the Cyberterrorism Advisor for the International Association for Counterterrorism & Security Professionals, a columnist for The Journal of Counterterrorism and Homeland Security and a special contributor to Frontline Security Magazine. He is a member of the FBI\u2019s InfraGard program, the security partnership between the FBI and industry. David is also a member of the U.S. Naval Institute and the National Defense Industrial Association, the leading defense industry association promoting national security. <\/p>\n
David is an advisory board member for the Technical Communications and Management Certificate program at the University of California, Berkeley extension. He is also a member
\nof the instructional faculty at the University of California, Berkeley extension. <\/p>\n
David\u2019s \u201cday job\u201d is as publisher and editor-in-chief of ZATZ publishing, an online publisher of technical magazines. Other than than his ownership stake in Component Enterprises, Inc. (the parent company of ZATZ), David has no additional industry investments. <\/p>\n
ZATZ has many advertisers who do, in part, provide for David\u2019s lush income and extravagant lifestyle. Most of them are IBM and Lotus aftermarket suppliers, some of them make goodies for Microsoft Outlook, and a few make all sorts of strange mobile devices and add-on products. David has been a regular judge of the IBM Awards, but has no formal financial interest in or with IBM. <\/p>\n
Because the ZATZ online magazines often review products, David and ZATZ are sent an overwhelming stream of unsolicited, silly, and often useless products to review. Because they\u2019re such a pain to track and ship back, these products often wind up in a dumpster or fill up the corner of a large closet. Although David has no plans to review products in connection to his ZDNet blog, if he does do a product review, he will disclose any relationship completely in that posting. <\/p>\n
Both through ZATZ and independently, David derives a small income through various advertising and sales relationships with Amazon.com and Google. These are minor relationships and they will not impede his willingness or ability to chastise either company should they deserve it. <\/p>\n
David has many other business relationships, but none of them relate to anything he covers in his ZDNet blog. David does have a bit of the sales-guy bug and if he\u2019s not doing a sales deal with someone at least once a month, he goes through withdrawal. He has a number of consulting clients, but none of them relate to anything he covers for ZDNet (and if they ever do, he will either disclose that fact, or decline to write about them). <\/p>\n
Back in the 1980s, David held the unusual title of \u201cGodfather\u201d at Apple. He has written and published 40 incredibly simplistic applications for Apple\u2019s iPhone. <\/p>\n
Although David is forbidden to disclose the terms of his iPhone developer agreement, he isn\u2019t drinking the Apple Kool Aid, will never be confused with a metrosexual, and feels free to mock Apple, and Apple users, any time the occasion permits, on alternate Tuesdays, or if he\u2019s bored. <\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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