{"id":48809,"date":"2014-12-12T23:45:55","date_gmt":"2014-12-13T04:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/kirby-a-mormon-mission-to-mars-and-beyond\/"},"modified":"2014-12-12T23:45:55","modified_gmt":"2014-12-13T04:45:55","slug":"kirby-a-mormon-mission-to-mars-and-beyond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/mars-colonization\/kirby-a-mormon-mission-to-mars-and-beyond\/","title":{"rendered":"Kirby: A Mormon mission to Mars &#8211; and beyond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    But this was long ago, back when the idea of missionaries    knocking on doors in communist countries was the stuff of    fantasy. It seemed an impossible boundary to breach.  <\/p>\n<p>    Not so much anymore. Mormons are all over the ex-Soviet Union    today. And as soon as it figures out how to make money while    maintaining its non-capitalist contempt for us, China is next.    I should be scared now, right?  <\/p>\n<p>    Mostly I wish I had paid more attention to the talk. It would    be nice to recall whether that whole \"wards and stakes\" in    previously unheard-of places condition also included outer    space.  <\/p>\n<p>    Now that NASA has announced its intention to colonize Mars    sometime in the next 30 years, will off-world wards and stakes    also be a precursor to the Second Coming?  <\/p>\n<p>    As it has been with every other outward migration in human    history, once a toehold is established somewhere missionaries    soon follow.  <\/p>\n<p>    For example, if there are more than three dozen Mars colonists    by 2050 you can bet somebody at LDS Church HQ will be trying to    figure out how to get Mormon missionaries there.  <\/p>\n<p>    A space church mission is a whole other can of bugs than one to    a country we were willing to atomize in the interest of global    peace.  <\/p>\n<p>    For starters, there's the fact that it's a one-way trip. People    signing up for the NASA mission know they'll never be coming    home. So a missionary called to Mars would never get released.  <\/p>\n<p>    I can't tell you how much this would suck. The only thing that    got me through the 77 days I spent with Elder Lekker was    knowing that it couldn't last forever.  <\/p>\n<p>    It wouldn't get any better as human colonization spread. If    sharing a miniscule apartment with someone whose ability to    draw a level breath drives you crazy, imagine having to share    an oxygen bottle with him 105 astronomical units from the    mission home.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the original post here:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sltrib.com\/news\/1936895-155\/kirby-a-mormon-mission-to-mars\/RK=0\/RS=RkaY9sJa2rUn8G.BG7QM4bvudg4-\" title=\"Kirby: A Mormon mission to Mars - and beyond\">Kirby: A Mormon mission to Mars - and beyond<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> But this was long ago, back when the idea of missionaries knocking on doors in communist countries was the stuff of fantasy. It seemed an impossible boundary to breach. Not so much anymore.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/mars-colonization\/kirby-a-mormon-mission-to-mars-and-beyond\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mars-colonization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48809"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}