{"id":28575,"date":"2014-04-02T08:41:15","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T12:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/why-freezing-yourself-is-a-terrible-way-to-achieve-immortality\/"},"modified":"2014-04-02T08:41:15","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T12:41:15","slug":"why-freezing-yourself-is-a-terrible-way-to-achieve-immortality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/immortality-medicine\/why-freezing-yourself-is-a-terrible-way-to-achieve-immortality\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Freezing Yourself Is a Terrible Way to Achieve Immortality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    S  <\/p>\n<p>    What happens after we die? It's a question that has plagued the    human mind since we first developed the concept of \"death.\" The    search for an answerand, more importantly, a means of    circumventing its effectshas encited organized religion and    served to shape one of the foundations of human culture.  <\/p>\n<p>    We've built pyramids to house our dead in the afterlife,    constructed terracotta armies to protect them, sacrificed the    living in their honor, and even developed     preservation techniques to ward off decompositionall in    the effort to somehow defy the permanence of death and    resurrect at least a part, however intangible, of the deceased    person. Ignoring the mysticism and religious fervor of these    practices, they represent little more than elaborate burial    techniques, which stubbornly remain a part of modern society.  <\/p>\n<p>    But unlike the miraculous rebirth of one's soul at the hands of    Osiris, the practice of cryonics promises the rebirth of a    younger, fitter, and not-dead youall through the miracle of    future scientific progress.  <\/p>\n<p>    Cryonics is the practice of preserving \"legally dead\" human    bodies in extremely cold temperatures with hopes that future    advances in medical science can revive their corpses and cure    what ails themor, at least, extract their memories and    consciousness.  <\/p>\n<p>    The basic idea is that by rapidly cooling the body after the    heart has stopped, but before the brain begins to die from    hypoxia, the body is rapidly cooled to extinguish the    metabolism and halt decomposition. However, unlike     short-term suspended animation techniques that are    currently being developed to aid in cardiac and neural surgery,    traumatic injury, and similar life-threatening emergencies,    cryonics freezes you for the long haul.  <\/p>\n<p>    Not unlike Miracle Max's distinction between the stages of    death in The Princess Bride, there is a very fine but    very important distinction between \"legally dead\" and \"brain    dead\" as it relates to cryonics. Cryonics cannot be performed    on someone who is still aliveregardless of how ill, the    cryonic process would kill them and that constitutes murder.    Cryonic preservation practitioners therefore rely on the    information-theoretic definition of death    rather than the standard, legal definition.  <\/p>\n<p>    The subject must be deemed \"legally dead\" by a medical    professional, which denotes when the person's heart has stopped    beating. Between the time that the heart stops and the brain    suffers irreparable damage from oxygen starvation is when the    cryonic preservation process must take place, so that the    cellular brain function may someday be restarted.  <\/p>\n<p>    There are a number of facilities in the United States that    handle cryonic preservation, including the Cryonics Institute    in Detroit, the American Cryogenics Society in Sunnyvale,    California, and the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in    Scottsdale, Arizona. Each charges a hefty annual membership fee    as well as upwards of six figures to actually    preserve your corpse, though you can save a significant sum by    preserving only your head or just the brain itself.  <\/p>\n<p>    Once you're declared legally dead, an emergency response team    from one of these facilities first will stabilize the oxygen    levels in your blood to maintain minimal brain function during    your transport to the cryo facility, as well as pack your body    in ice and administer the anticoagulant heparin into your    bloodstream to keep your juices flowing.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Follow this link:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/why-freezing-yourself-is-a-terrible-way-to-achieve-immo-1552142674\/RS=^ADAIoczgNJZ5UOWtca7IWreSUteTko-\" title=\"Why Freezing Yourself Is a Terrible Way to Achieve Immortality\">Why Freezing Yourself Is a Terrible Way to Achieve Immortality<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> S What happens after we die? It's a question that has plagued the human mind since we first developed the concept of \"death.\" The search for an answerand, more importantly, a means of circumventing its effectshas encited organized religion and served to shape one of the foundations of human culture. We've built pyramids to house our dead in the afterlife, constructed terracotta armies to protect them, sacrificed the living in their honor, and even developed preservation techniques to ward off decompositionall in the effort to somehow defy the permanence of death and resurrect at least a part, however intangible, of the deceased person <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/immortality-medicine\/why-freezing-yourself-is-a-terrible-way-to-achieve-immortality\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-immortality-medicine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}