{"id":28065,"date":"2014-03-26T12:50:22","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T16:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/the-nigerian-joke-by-p-chuka-nwafor-phd\/"},"modified":"2014-03-26T12:50:22","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T16:50:22","slug":"the-nigerian-joke-by-p-chuka-nwafor-phd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/moon-colonization\/the-nigerian-joke-by-p-chuka-nwafor-phd\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nigerian Joke By P. Chuka Nwafor, PhD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    There is a joke about foolish people. It is only funny if you    are not one of them. It goes like this: While People are    fighting over land, over name, over color, over gender, over    the meat of kite; the third party is busy planting and getting    his yield, busy using your culture and poetry, and songs, busy    making science and painting the world. They are hunting and    eating your animals and drinking its milk, allowing their women    to speak like women and exploiting your world.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Nigerian problem borders on the lack of consciousness. Or    maybe it is as a result of a pathological deficiency in sense    of rational approbation, which afflicts greedy, lustful people:    Every thinking inhabitant of a given national space must    surely, at some moment or other of his existence, reflect upon    the significance, or lack of of his or her own identity as it    relates to existing or historical definition of that space    (Soyinka 109).These people in control of the Nigerian growth    will do anything imaginable to attain their goals. These goals    are not virtuous; they are always selfish, self-serving, praise    and pleasure driven. There is a level of iska (mental    affliction) that attends these individuals. The Diagnostic and    Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-V) definition    equates it to operating in the unconscious reality available to    certain people. They are more like the efulefu who sold his    machete and wears the sheath on his waist to show off. It is a    level of ranu (stupidity) that afflicts individuals known as    agbaya (imbecile). The world watches and laughs at how easy    these fools have sold themselves for ornaments. May be it is    the ancestors of wayward children afflicting them with    irrationality. We know there is a problem, and we must identify    it and resolve it right away: The refusal even to calculate    (to think, to test) is a self indulgent cowardice incognito    (London 20).  <\/p>\n<p>    The Nigerian problem is also the African problem. Chinua Achebe    identifies uninspired leadership as a source of the problem in    the text The Trouble with Nigeria (1983). This attended lack of    consciousness is a dearth in seeing beyond ones immediate    preservation, excitement, and exuberance. With these psychotic    episodes disguised as governance, the men and women of this    grandiose personality reproach are afflicted further with    folies  deux that is reflected in their mentors and further    transferred to their children. Wole Soyinka believes there must    be total moral, physical, and ethical rehabilitation: If the    nation is to live, its resuscitation must commence where its    heart first stopped beating (141).   <\/p>\n<p>    Kwame Nkrumah stresses that: The emancipation of the African    continent is the emancipation of man. This requires two aims:    first, the restitution of egalitarianism of human society, and    second, the logistic mobilization of all our resources towards    the attainment of that restitution (78). If Nigeria cannot set    a standard for humanity as she is populous, then the whole of    the African race will be lost in this looming collective    psychosis or disorder.  <\/p>\n<p>    There is no meaningful investment in the future of the country.    These efulefus (irrational persons) have no faith in their own    people; otherwise, they will not be bent on destroying them.    There is no governmental agency or public service that    functions or provides service the way they operate in other    countries. These machines have joined exploiters in telling us    that our customs are bad.How do you think we can fight when    our own brothers have turned against us?(Achebe 176). Soon the    term failed state will be consistently reflective of Nigeria,    not for the failure to adhere to imperial instructions, but    more so, for having no imagination or inspiration to serve the    people of the country.  <\/p>\n<p>    Our people are busy fighting over which colonial masters    policy is better. Frederick Douglass, in his narrative, equates    the strife amongst enslaved people, which is also apt in    describing the Nigerian (African) bickering: , it is not    uncommon for slaves even to fall out and quarrel among    themselves [and end in a fight] about the relative goodness    of their maters, each contending for the superior goodness of    his own over that of the others. [.] They seem to think that    the greatness of their masters was transferable to themselves    (Douglass 12).  <\/p>\n<p>    They are purchasing arms and ammunitions to destroy their own    people and homelands because their masters ordered them to do    it. There are so many arms and ammunition floating around    Africa, yet no African nation produces even bullets. These    mechanized humans are so mentally programmed that they fail to    realize that warfare creates deep and bitter wounds. The wounds    are physical, psychological, and emotional, and they take    lifetimes to heal. They are busy fighting about whose master is    supportive, or whose has the bigger house or the larger    colonial influence. While they are investing in violent    emotions amongst themselves, their children are enslaved    forever.   <\/p>\n<p>    Our women have joined in the same destruction in an attempt to    sell their lives for illusory dreams. Women will always be    women until the desiring ones choose to use science to satisfy    their feelings or recreation, or as it is known surgically, to    undergo gender reassignment. So would men be men, and the    ones so moved otherwise may change their disposition through    this happy search called reassignment. The fight is not at home    or against the culture. It is against the wickedness and    violence of the human soul.         While we misunderstand the controversy, we are creating a gulf    that may never be reconciled in our culture or even our    lifetime. It will take an act of god, since we are not showing    good examples to our children. This new moon madness for wealth    and glitters has disjoined human virtue in Nigeria. And with    the hypnosis of foreign magic, our spy-warrant leaders can only    take orders to save their lives, while laying the whole race to    waste. They are taking the things of your culture to divide    you. One can never escape his\/her heritage no matter what    lustration or ritual they are promised. You cannot bargain with    creation to take back your basic humanity, which you are    supposed to enhance and elevate. Our chosen ones are deceived    into thinking their culture, which gave rise to other cultures    is obsolete; they have rejected themselves in rejecting their    mythos.  <\/p>\n<p>    Until you accept yourself, no one will accept you. Even if they    pretend to know and accept you, you are only as good as the    exploits they have for you. The truth about you and your    acceptance is only as clear as the mischief you are willing to    perpetrate. Look at the smirks on their faces as they use you    to destroy your families. In On National Culture Frantz Fanon    explains: Each generation must discover its mission, fulfill    it or betray it, in relative opacity. In the underdeveloped    countries preceding generations have simultaneously resisted    the insidious agenda of colonialism and paved the way for    emergence of the current struggle (Wretched145).   <\/p>\n<p>    There is always an attempt to escape through electron bonds in    the destruction of familiar things. Maybe it is neurotic    engineering, or it might be the chemical precipitation of    people who through the drunkenness of other-ness attempt to    efface their skin, their hair, or their voice, and even their    humanity, in wanting to be accepted. As they awake that    nightmare, their children are enslaved by the bond of    confusion. This bond rests in the attempt to escape without    preparation. These people who so love and deceive you, who sell    you their thoughts and ideas; in-turn, they make you over in    their discarded image to remind them of what not to be.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Go here to read the rest:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/saharareporters.com\/article\/nigerian-joke-p-chuka-nwafor-phd\/RS=^ADAkX_gB2ksnhz.XW0_MtT2lx2asuQ-\" title=\"The Nigerian Joke By P. Chuka Nwafor, PhD\">The Nigerian Joke By P. 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