{"id":212730,"date":"2017-08-20T18:34:44","date_gmt":"2017-08-20T22:34:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/batfish-bahamas-masters-of-camouflage-baltimore-post-examiner-2\/"},"modified":"2017-08-20T18:34:44","modified_gmt":"2017-08-20T22:34:44","slug":"batfish-bahamas-masters-of-camouflage-baltimore-post-examiner-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/bahamas\/batfish-bahamas-masters-of-camouflage-baltimore-post-examiner-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Batfish: Bahamas&#8217; masters of camouflage &#8211; Baltimore Post-Examiner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    I suspect deep down I enjoy being disapproved of. It may    explain my adoration of a former bartender at the Russian    Samovar. It may also explain my new favorite fish, the polka    dot batfish (or maybe it is the shortnose batfish). I have    experienced fish being wary, hungry, curious, and ambivalent,    but never before have I felt disapproved of by a fishuntil    now.  <\/p>\n<p>    We were snorkeling at Jaws Beach when Patrick and Garnet came    to tell me about a weird fish they saw. I found one a few    minutes later. We were excitedly telling each other about the    weird face, the stubbly legs (pelvic fins), and the awkward    pectoral fins that looked like wings. We had never seen such a    thing and frogfish and sea robins leapt to mind, but neither    seemed right.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Research turned up batfish and several species were cited as    living in the shallows in the Bahamas. Im going with polka-dot    batfish* for this article because the coloration was the most    similar. According to Guide to Marine Life: Caribbean, Bahamas,    Florida, Polka-dot batfish have distinct spots on the fins,    head and body, while shortnose batfish are generally more    mottled. The polka-dot batfish is not found in the true    Caribbean, but it has been documented in the associated waters    of Florida and in the Bahamas. They are usually between 6-12    inches long, which matches the ones I saw.  <\/p>\n<p>    Batfish are in the anglerfish family and many live deep along    the ocean bottom, but a few, like the polka-dot species live in    shallow waters. The generally sit around on bottom of the sea    and wait for prey to come to them. They are masters of    camouflage, blending in with the sand and sea vegetation. They    use that bulbous forehead to lure in their prey, which consists    of crustaceans, mollusks, and worms.  <\/p>\n<p>    And they walk. Seriously. When they move, unless they are doing    a slow flee, they walk on stubby little pelvic fins. They swim    with short pectoral fins that jut out on the side. I was    completely fascinated by them. We snorkeled Jaws Beach 3-4    times during our trip and I encountered several batfish. I    pestered the hell out of them with my camera and diving down to    take a close look at them. I broke my rule of trying not to    interfere with animals in the wild. I was so curious. I    couldnt stop myself. I had to touch the batfish. Thus, I    received a look from the fish that conveyed I had deeply    offended him and should stop these antics immediately. He    awkwardly swam 2-3 feet away. The disapproving look was so    effective that felt ashamed and I left him alone. In that    moment I had a new favorite fish.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    * If you are reading this and I got the species of batfish    wrong please let me know. I almost hope it is wrong so they can    disapprove of me further.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Follow this link: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/baltimorepostexaminer.com\/batfish-bahamas-masters-camouflage\/2017\/08\/18\" title=\"Batfish: Bahamas' masters of camouflage - Baltimore Post-Examiner\">Batfish: Bahamas' masters of camouflage - Baltimore Post-Examiner<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> I suspect deep down I enjoy being disapproved of. It may explain my adoration of a former bartender at the Russian Samovar.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/bahamas\/batfish-bahamas-masters-of-camouflage-baltimore-post-examiner-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187815],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bahamas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212730"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}