{"id":209613,"date":"2017-08-03T10:30:56","date_gmt":"2017-08-03T14:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/around-ascension-for-aug-3-2017-the-advocate\/"},"modified":"2017-08-03T10:30:56","modified_gmt":"2017-08-03T14:30:56","slug":"around-ascension-for-aug-3-2017-the-advocate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/ascension\/around-ascension-for-aug-3-2017-the-advocate\/","title":{"rendered":"Around Ascension for Aug. 3, 2017 &#8211; The Advocate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>Back to school    <\/p>\n<p>    Ascension Parish public school students return to class on Aug.    9.  <\/p>\n<p>    Drivers are reminded to slow down in school zones and keep a    watchful eye out for children at bus stops.  <\/p>\n<p>    Let the learning begin.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Human Rights Celebration for Church Women United begins at    9:30 a.m. Friday at St. Landry United Methodist Church, 3209 S.    St. Landry Ave., Gonzales. The theme is Kindling New Fires of    Hope.  <\/p>\n<p>    St. Landrys pastor, Constance Saizon, also is the president of    Church Women United.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Donaldsonville arts, crafts and farmers market is set from    8:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. Saturday in Louisiana Square.  <\/p>\n<p>    Rewind performs from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Saturday in Crescent Park    in Donaldsonville. The free concert is part of the    Donaldsonville Downtown Live @Crescent series.  <\/p>\n<p>    Call (225) 445-1383 for details.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Ascension Parish Chamber of Commerce is hosting a    ribbon-cutting ceremony for the new Ascension Parish Fire    District 3, 18345 Bluff Road, Prairieville, at 10:30 a.m.    Tuesday.  <\/p>\n<p>    RSVP online at <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2u5E75t\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2u5E75t<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>    St. Elizabeth Hospital is offering an Alzheimers Lunch and    Learn with Marcia Kirk and Dana Territo in the Sister Linda    conference room at noon Wednesday.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Lunch and Learn will focus on Laughter Yoga, a practice    involving prolonged voluntary laughter. Studies indicate    voluntary laughter may have medically beneficial effects to    cardiovascular health and mood.  <\/p>\n<p>    Registration is required for this free program. Call (225)    621-2906.  <\/p>\n<p>    Rouses Market is hosting Ask the Experts: Managing and Living    with Arthritis in the second-floor mezzanine of its 14635    Airline Highway location in Gonzales, on the corner of Airline    and Duplessis, at 6:30 p.m. Aug. 10.  <\/p>\n<p>    The speaker is Dr. Robert Moukarzel, an orthopedic surgeon with    St. Elizabeth Hospitals Orthopaedic and Sports Clinic. A    dietitian and certified orthopedic nurse also will be on hand    to talk about foods and ingredients that reduce inflammation    and promote joint health.  <\/p>\n<p>    There is no charge to attend, but registration is required.    Call (225) 673-4255 or (225) 621-2906.  <\/p>\n<p>    Advance registration is being accepted for a free small    business seminar at Ascension Parish Librarys Gonzales Branch    at 1 p.m. Aug. 16.  <\/p>\n<p>    A senior business consultant from the Louisiana Small Business    Development Center at Southern University and A&M    College-Baton Rouge will help attendees determine the    feasibility of their ideas and discuss how to get a small    business loan.  <\/p>\n<p>    Call (225) 647-3955 to register.  <\/p>\n<p>    Contact Darlene Denstorff by phone, (225) 388-0215 or (225)    603-1996; or email, <a href=\"mailto:ascension@theadvocate.com\">ascension@theadvocate.com<\/a>    or <a href=\"mailto:ddenstorff@theadvocate.com\">ddenstorff@theadvocate.com<\/a>.    Deadline: noon Monday.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Excerpt from: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theadvocate.com\/baton_rouge\/news\/communities\/ascension\/article_65237bda-73c4-11e7-b857-037e6682ee13.html\" title=\"Around Ascension for Aug. 3, 2017 - The Advocate\">Around Ascension for Aug. 3, 2017 - The Advocate<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Back to school Ascension Parish public school students return to class on Aug.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/ascension\/around-ascension-for-aug-3-2017-the-advocate\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187766],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ascension"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209613"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}