{"id":209411,"date":"2017-08-02T09:27:15","date_gmt":"2017-08-02T13:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/youve-done-me-like-a-kipper-geoffrey-boycott-brilliantly-pranked-on-tms-metro\/"},"modified":"2017-08-02T09:27:15","modified_gmt":"2017-08-02T13:27:15","slug":"youve-done-me-like-a-kipper-geoffrey-boycott-brilliantly-pranked-on-tms-metro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/tms\/youve-done-me-like-a-kipper-geoffrey-boycott-brilliantly-pranked-on-tms-metro\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;You&#8217;ve done me like a kipper!&#8217;: Geoffrey Boycott brilliantly pranked on TMS &#8211; Metro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>Geoffrey Boycottwas the butt of the joke (Getty)  <\/p>\n<p>    Geoffrey Boycott was the target of an elaborate prank on Test    Match Special on Monday that left him done like a kipper.  <\/p>\n<p>    While commentating on the England v South Africa Test series,    co-presenter Jonathan Agnew claimed he had just been handed a    press release from the ICC.  <\/p>\n<p>    Crickets governing body had taken a decision to downgrade a    match involving a Rest of the World team in which Boycott had    been involved, stripping it of first class status.  <\/p>\n<p>    As the information was digested, it was pointed out that former    England batsman Boycott had scored a century during the    contest.  <\/p>\n<p>    The knock-on effect was that Boycotts famous 100th first class    century achieved in front of his home crowd at Headingley in    1977 was actually his 99th. His real 100th ton was scored    inFaisalabad.  <\/p>\n<p>    During the exchange Boycott became increasingly worked up,    labelling the decision ridiculous and the result of    politics.  <\/p>\n<p>    To say its not first class is a nonsense, he said, before    adding: Im not bothered, I just think its daft.  <\/p>\n<p>    See how it unfolded below  <\/p>\n<p>    With the 40th anniversary of the Headingley century coming    around on 11 August, Agnew asked Boycott if he had anything    planned to mark the occasion.  <\/p>\n<p>    Were having a do at our house, he said. Were not    cancelling it! Were celebrating it because its nonsense. You    cant go changing history like that!  <\/p>\n<p>    Agnew then pointed out that he himself had been invited to the    event, but with it now being to celebrate his 99th century he    had been asked along under false pretenses.  <\/p>\n<p>    Boycott declared: Its a complete mess!  <\/p>\n<p>    To which Agnew replied: Its also a complete wind-up    Geoffrey!  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>      South Africa flops dont have      a clue how to bat, blasts Bob Willis    <\/p>\n<p>      Moeen Ali makes history at the      Oval as England beat South Africa    <\/p>\n<p>      Ben Stokes defends Joe Root      after Michael Vaughan claims England missed a trick    <\/p>\n<p>    With everyone in the studio audibly laughing, it dawned on    Boycott he had been duped.  <\/p>\n<p>    Is that right! You muppet! Its never! Agnew Ill get you for    that, said the Yorkshireman.  <\/p>\n<p>    Well youve done me a few times but thats the biggest one!    Youve done me easy havent you, like a kipper!  <\/p>\n<p>    Its not difficult, Agnew said before congratulating everyone    in on the prank: Good work lads, good team-work.  <\/p>\n<p>    MORE: Massimiliano    Allegri insists Chelsea transfer target Alex Sandro will not be    leaving  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Go here to read the rest:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2017\/07\/31\/youve-done-me-like-a-kipper-geoffrey-boycott-brilliantly-pranked-on-tms-6819008\/\" title=\"'You've done me like a kipper!': Geoffrey Boycott brilliantly pranked on TMS - Metro\">'You've done me like a kipper!': Geoffrey Boycott brilliantly pranked on TMS - Metro<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Geoffrey Boycottwas the butt of the joke (Getty) Geoffrey Boycott was the target of an elaborate prank on Test Match Special on Monday that left him done like a kipper. While commentating on the England v South Africa Test series, co-presenter Jonathan Agnew claimed he had just been handed a press release from the ICC <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/tms\/youve-done-me-like-a-kipper-geoffrey-boycott-brilliantly-pranked-on-tms-metro\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187756],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209411"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}