{"id":206632,"date":"2017-07-20T02:59:19","date_gmt":"2017-07-20T06:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/art-landers-outdoors-the-good-times-are-long-over-but-memories-remain-from-beloved-first-pickup-truck-user-generated-content-press-release\/"},"modified":"2017-07-20T02:59:19","modified_gmt":"2017-07-20T06:59:19","slug":"art-landers-outdoors-the-good-times-are-long-over-but-memories-remain-from-beloved-first-pickup-truck-user-generated-content-press-release","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/hedonism\/art-landers-outdoors-the-good-times-are-long-over-but-memories-remain-from-beloved-first-pickup-truck-user-generated-content-press-release\/","title":{"rendered":"Art Lander&#8217;s Outdoors: The good times are long over, but memories remain from beloved first pickup truck &#8211; User-generated content (press release)&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Authors Note: I recently found this column I wrote 23    years ago, dated Feb. 6, 1994. I hope readers can relate    because of the good times they had with their first pickup    truck.  <\/p>\n<p>    We were joined on a sunny April afternoon in 1983  a free    spirit and an eager help-mate.  <\/p>\n<p>    We met on the asphalt, but we blazed a trail across dirt and    gravel, from the farm fields of Central Kentucky to the sandy    beaches of Floridas east coast. It was a perfect marriage,    entered into by willing participants on a collision course with    outdoors fun. Hedonism meets raw power on the open road.  <\/p>\n<p>    Now our life together is in the ditch.  <\/p>\n<p>    Weve been pulled from each others embrace by the reality of    time and metal against metal, rubber on the road. The good    times are over. The end is near. My pickup truck is dying.    Sure, she cranks to life when I turn the key, as faithfully as    ever. The spirit is willing, but the body just cant get it    done anymore.  <\/p>\n<p>    All we have are memories now.  <\/p>\n<p>      When the good times were rolling. Our kids and      dogs in the bed of my first pickup truck. (Art Lander Jr.      Photo)    <\/p>\n<p>    My pickup truck makes noises like a wounded animal. Colored    fluids drip onto the snow. When I put her in gear the    transmission sounds like its gargling marbles, and the rear    brakes are gone. All four tires are nearly bald, and the struts    dont strut anymore.  <\/p>\n<p>    For over a year the odometer has been stuck on 161,291, like    some grotesque clock with a shattered face.  <\/p>\n<p>    Our war stories dont seem funny anymore. Its too quiet inside    the cab. I feel sad sitting in a parked truck that isnt going    anywhere. Its a helpless feeling. I feel for her because to me    she is the embodiment of the passion of youth.  <\/p>\n<p>    Looking back, both our lives have changed in the last decade.    We started fresh, turned our backs to the suburbs and moved to    the old farmhouse down the long gravel lane. A front yard with    a view of woods and fields stretching to the horizon.  <\/p>\n<p>    Real land provides all we need. Silence in the grip of snow and    cold. Coyotes howling at the Harvest Moon. Hawks soaring on    updrafts.  <\/p>\n<p>    Trees for shade in summer and wood for heat in winter. Clear    well water. Fertile, warm soil in spring for a vegetable    garden. Theres deer, wild turkeys and abundant small game.  <\/p>\n<p>    We were young and slim as poplars. Her red paint was as smooth    as water cascading over bedrock. Now were both worn, rough    around the edges, like a deers coat in late winter.  <\/p>\n<p>    At first we played all the time  camping, fishing and hunting     leaving town behind for as long as the money lasted. We    motored to Beaver Creek Wilderness in March for long    backpacking trips. My stomach growls at the thought of rainbow    trout sizzling in the skillet.  <\/p>\n<p>    In May we netted shrimp and caught coolers full of sea trout    from the Indian River near Melbourne, Florida.  <\/p>\n<p>    Theres nothing quite like a summer sunrise on White Rocks in    Cumberland Gap National Historical Park, followed by the long    hike down the winding footpath to Ewing, Va. A cool pop on the    steps of a country store.  <\/p>\n<p>    October was special, bow hunting in the mornings, then fly    fishing the afternoons away catching bass from the Kentucky    River. We made so many trips together. Journeys of spirit.  <\/p>\n<p>    Now we have a wife and a family. There are farm chores to be    done and children to take to school. Now we stop for diapers or    milk at the store on the way home from work, instead of driving    backroads till dusk and sleeping under the stars.  <\/p>\n<p>    Theres a story behind each dent on her body and scratch across    her gentle curves.  <\/p>\n<p>    The tail light was cracked the day we cut up the big ash tree    felled by the tornado.  <\/p>\n<p>    The tailgate is long gone, replaced by a cargo net.  <\/p>\n<p>    We were rammed into as we sat at a stoplight. Cities always    proved more dangerous than rural backroads.  <\/p>\n<p>    Like a horse with colic, my truck is ailing. We both know how    bad it is. The four-wheel-drive refuses to engage and the    engine light blinks off and on, unsure of whats happening.  <\/p>\n<p>    The hardest part is what to do next. Should I put her up on    blocks in the front yard like some trophy or sell her away to a    man of the tools? Will her flame die when I turn my attention    to another?  <\/p>\n<p>    I know one thing. There will never be a better pickup truck in    my life. Never.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Art Lander Jr. is outdoors editor for NKyTribune and    KyForward. He is a native Kentuckian, a graduate of Western    Kentucky University and a life-long hunter, angler, gardener    and nature enthusiast. He has worked as a newspaper columnist,    magazine journalist and author and is a former staff writer for    Kentucky Afield Magazine, editor of the annual Kentucky Hunting    & Trapping Guide and Kentucky Spring Hunting Guide, and    co-writer of the Kentucky Afield Outdoors newspaper    column.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the article here:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nkytribune.com\/2017\/07\/art-landers-outdoors-the-good-times-are-long-over-but-memories-remain-from-beloved-first-pickup-truck\/\" title=\"Art Lander's Outdoors: The good times are long over, but memories remain from beloved first pickup truck - User-generated content (press release)...\">Art Lander's Outdoors: The good times are long over, but memories remain from beloved first pickup truck - User-generated content (press release)...<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Authors Note: I recently found this column I wrote 23 years ago, dated Feb. 6, 1994 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/hedonism\/art-landers-outdoors-the-good-times-are-long-over-but-memories-remain-from-beloved-first-pickup-truck-user-generated-content-press-release\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187715],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hedonism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206632"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}