{"id":206229,"date":"2017-07-18T04:13:46","date_gmt":"2017-07-18T08:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/mum-somehow-manages-to-convince-her-daughter-her-nipples-fallen-off-in-hilarious-text-exchange-metro\/"},"modified":"2017-07-18T04:13:46","modified_gmt":"2017-07-18T08:13:46","slug":"mum-somehow-manages-to-convince-her-daughter-her-nipples-fallen-off-in-hilarious-text-exchange-metro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/mind-uploading\/mum-somehow-manages-to-convince-her-daughter-her-nipples-fallen-off-in-hilarious-text-exchange-metro\/","title":{"rendered":"Mum somehow manages to convince her daughter her nipple&#8217;s fallen off in hilarious text exchange &#8211; Metro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>(Picture: Lauren Farquharson\/Getty)  <\/p>\n<p>    Okay, everyone loves a good prank  but sometimes    people can go just a step too far.  <\/p>\n<p>    Like this mother, who somehow managed to convince her daughter    that her nipple had fallen off after tripping over her cat.  <\/p>\n<p>    Unbelievable, we know  but apparently not to Lauren    Farquharson, who fell so hard for her mothers brilliant prank    that she attempted to persuade her to put the nipple in ice and    head over to A&E to have it reattached. Well, it is    practical.  <\/p>\n<p>    Of course, with a prank like that, you cant hold a straight    face for too long  but that didnt stop Lauren from uploading    the entire exchange to her Facebook page after her mother came    clean.  <\/p>\n<p>    And yes, the exchange is as hilarious as you can imagine.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    After being pranked, Lauren saw the funny side, and posted the    entire exchange to her Facebook page, where she captioned it:    Nightmare when your mums nipple apparently falls off.  <\/p>\n<p>    Since being posted on 13 July, the post has received more than    13,000 shares  and over 3,000 reactions from amused users.  <\/p>\n<p>    Lauren, who lives in Scotland, told Metro.co.uk that she 100%    fell for her mothers prank.  <\/p>\n<p>    She said: She does prank me a lot but not usually about stuff    like this, usually its silly stuff but this one baffled me.  <\/p>\n<p>    It actually got me really worried because she just randomly    text me (we usually speak everyday but I hadnt heard off her    all day), so it being a joke didnt even cross my mind.  <\/p>\n<p>      Pretentious job advert is      everything that's wrong with society today    <\/p>\n<p>      Self-care is not a way to make      me buy stuff    <\/p>\n<p>      Teen who had surgery to      straighten her spine wears backless prom dress with      pride    <\/p>\n<p>    I was just confused when she said she was joking! I didnt    know if she was actually just telling me she was joking because    she knows Im a worrier.  <\/p>\n<p>    Of course, we can confirm it was all a joke  and an epic one    at that  which apparently Lauren mum already knows, as she    said: My mum isnt on Facebook so she thinks shes hilarious,    most definitely didnt expect it to go this far!  <\/p>\n<p>    MORE: Guy pulls off    brilliant Snapchat prank to bribe his friends over to the    pub  <\/p>\n<p>    MORE: Tinder match has    been in a beautiful text-only relationship for three    years  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Continued here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2017\/07\/18\/mum-somehow-manages-to-convince-her-daughter-her-nipples-fallen-off-in-hilarious-text-exchange-6785144\/\" title=\"Mum somehow manages to convince her daughter her nipple's fallen off in hilarious text exchange - Metro\">Mum somehow manages to convince her daughter her nipple's fallen off in hilarious text exchange - Metro<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> (Picture: Lauren Farquharson\/Getty) Okay, everyone loves a good prank but sometimes people can go just a step too far.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/mind-uploading\/mum-somehow-manages-to-convince-her-daughter-her-nipples-fallen-off-in-hilarious-text-exchange-metro\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187745],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mind-uploading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206229"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}