{"id":206003,"date":"2017-07-17T04:12:32","date_gmt":"2017-07-17T08:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/15-times-dc-movies-made-us-all-cringe-cbr-blog\/"},"modified":"2017-07-17T04:12:32","modified_gmt":"2017-07-17T08:12:32","slug":"15-times-dc-movies-made-us-all-cringe-cbr-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/mind-uploading\/15-times-dc-movies-made-us-all-cringe-cbr-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Times DC Movies Made Us All Cringe &#8211; CBR (blog)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    The DCEU has polarized fans almost since its    inception,but hope has been returned in partthanks    to the success of Wonder Womanin 2017. It all    began in 2013 with Man of Steel, followed by    Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice two years later,    and then Suicide Squad in 2016. This    universecultivated a lot of fan bickering over things    liketone. The vibe of the DC movie-verse was gritty,    violent and war-torn compared to the MCU. However, as were    seeing with how Justice League is shaping up,    theyre clearly injectinga much lighter tone, which will    hopefully bring back even the most dejected DC fans.  <\/p>\n<p>    RELATED:15    Times Cartoons Ripped Your Heart Out  <\/p>\n<p>    While all of this gets sorted, the DCEU has had quite a few    moments of ignorance, where thingsjust fellflat    because of bad-writing and poor execution. Seriously, plot and    character issues aside, there are some moments that make us    cringe because they just dont translate well to the big    screen. These instances are definitely a combination of issues    but when they crash, boy oh boy, do they crash hard!It    happens to the best studios, though, from the MCU to Fox to    Sonys cinematic universe of superheroes. Taking that into    consideration, CBR decided to dissect 15 of the cringiest    moments in the DCEU so far.  <\/p>\n<p>    SPOILER WARNING: Major spoilers ahead for all DCEU    movies  <\/p>\n<p>    In Batman vs.    Superman, Lex Luthor wanted Superman dead because    he saw him as the devil and not an angel like everyone else. He    didnt believe someone wielding godlike power was any good for    mankind. It was mostly because he was jealous and oh yeah,    super-duper evil. However, he was stymied by Senator June Finch    who wasnt fond of his methods.  <\/p>\n<p>    Dont piss in a jar and tell me its Grandmas peach tea! she    warned him when he tried to talk to her about blocking his    import license on bringing in radioactive kryptonite. When    Superman was eventually called to a congressional hearing to    answer for dispatching mercenaries, Finch ironically found a    jarof peach tea on her desk, which looked like urine. A    bomb then went off, killing everyone and framing Superman, but    it didnt stop the audience from gagging. This jar was sick and    gross; the ultimate insult to injury.<\/p>\n<p>    We understood what Zack Snyder was trying to do in Man of Steelwhen he    kickstarted the DCEU. He changed up a few things about the    Superman mythos in order to modernize it. One of the elements    he changedwas Jonathan Kents upbringing of Clark. He    wasnt as inspirational as other depictions and wanted to    shield his son from the world.  <\/p>\n<p>    When a tornado hit them on the road and he made Clark get    everyone to safety, Pa Kent was caught in no mans land and was    about to be killed. Clark wanted to save him but Pa warned him    not toso as to keep his secret.Clark obliged and    let his dad die. Thiswas cringeworthy because it was    so pointless. Pa Kents death was handled    much better elsewhere, like in the comics, where he suffered a    heart attack, which even Superman couldnt prevent. Thats how    you do play this scene, not with a tragedy thatcould have    been avoided.<\/p>\n<p>    In Suicide Squad,    there were quite a few WTF moments whichleft us    facepalming hard. One of them was an interaction between    Deadshot and Diablo. Deadshot was the rugged leader who was all    about business while Diablo was more reserved and struck by    guilt over his familys death. The latter wasnt up for the    mission and Enchantress monsters attacking didnt help the    teams cause.  <\/p>\n<p>    Deadshot realized they were being outmanned, so he hyped Diablo    up to the point where the criminal lost his cool and broke out    his fire manipulation powers. He roasted and toasted the    creatures, butyou couldnt help but laugh when Deadshot    was getting him worked up and angry. It was cheesy at best and    disingenuous at worst, and felt like a scene betweenWill    Smith and cousin Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel    Air.<\/p>\n<p>    Patty Jenkins Wonder Womanremains a huge    hit but this scene was one of the more drawn-out and forced    ones that tried too hard and left us shaking our heads. Steve    Trevor was rescued by Diana but the Amazons didnt heed his    rallying call to help mankind in their wars. Diana, however,    left Themyscira with him and started her journey to becoming    Wonder Woman.  <\/p>\n<p>    However, before they did so, she walked in on him after he got    out of a pool in his quarters and she started scrutinizing his    body. We know it was the point to make this scene    uncomfortable, but the whole affair made us cringe super hard,    especially thanks to Dianasperceived innocence.    It was still a funny scene, but it did drag and the whole    encounter made us cringehard arguably    intentionally so!<\/p>\n<p>    Cara Delevingne is a talented actor,but boy was she off    in her depiction of the witch called the Enchantress. After    Amanda Wallers plans to try to control her inside June Moones    body went awry, the despot broke out and started her quest for    global domination. However, all Delevingnes idiosyncrasies    left us wondering what she was on!  <\/p>\n<p>    We couldnt tell if she was drunk or just dancing for no    apparent reason. Her distorted voice andcharacter quickly    became hard to watch, morphing into a performance that was less    black magic and more cringe.In general,Suicide    Squad really leaned in to its over-the-top performances,    which works for characters like Harley Quinn, but for    Enchantress, it just came across as cartoonish; an antithetical    move for such an ostensibly gritty movie.<\/p>\n<p>    Snyders Man Of Steel got a lot of flak, but there    were many moments thatcast a contemporary light on the    Superman character, sort of like whatMark Waid and Leinil    Yu achieved in the landmarkSuperman:    Birthright.Snyder focused on Kryptonian technology a    lot butthis scene, while ambitious, just didnt quite hit    the mark.  <\/p>\n<p>    When Lois and Kal-El were aboard Zods scout ship, she was left    to rescue him. After uploading a key into the vessel, the ghost    of Jor-El (which was a holographic artificial intelligence)    appeared tobasically act as a tour guide on how to save    the day. He opened doors for Loisand predicted when    attacks would come, all so that they could wrest Superman away    from Zods iron fist. She was left alive, but we were    allleft groaning because SUpermans dead father became    adeus ex machina, which sort of defeats his whole    purpose.<\/p>\n<p>    As Bruce investigated Lex in BvS, he went after some    goons who packed a lot of firepower. It didnt faze Batman    since he had his trusty Batmobile, but as the chase ensued he    ran into Superman, literally! Now, one of the moments that made    us cringe was when both gents decided to chat and forget about    the escaping criminals. Even when they were done talking, no    one knew if any of them went after the actual    criminals.  <\/p>\n<p>    As for their little pow-wow, it was basically Superman telling    Batman he didnt approve of his violent methods and he    threatened him if he didnt stop his vigilantism. It was    apretty ironic momentbecause Batman felt an    unchecked Superman was a threat to humanity. This schoolyard    mouth-off ended with Batman asking him, Do you bleed? When    Superman flew off, he said, You will.That makes for a    great soundbyte, but lets be real, a pretty cheesy moment.<\/p>\n<p>    In Suicide Squad, Enchantress main objective was to    transform the world once she escaped imprisonment into the one    she felt she should be ruling. She saw the evolution of    metahumans as a sign that things were swinging her way, and    that was a sign to eradicate humanity. A key component was    bringing her sibling, Incubus, back to help her in this    genocide.  <\/p>\n<p>    The demonic duo wanted to purge the Earth but every single    scene Incubus spoke in, and tried to intimidate, left us    wondering what was up with his voice. Look, we give full kudos    to the studio for jumping right into the mystical realm  and    the siblings werent bad villains  but the dialogue Incubus    got and his depiction gave the impression of a video game    character. Were specifically thinking of Kotal Kahn from    Mortal Kombat X. When he    challenged Diablo at the end, it was another flat and    disappointing moment.<\/p>\n<p>    In Justice League    Unlimited, it was great seeing the meet-cutebetween    Batman and Wonder Woman. Come BvS, Snyder and company    would have just as much fun with Bruce clearly smitten by    Diana. When he tried to use tech to steal info from Lex, Diana    flipped the table and stole it from Bruce instead.  <\/p>\n<p>    Later on at a gala, he tried to get it back from her, and even    tried wooing her a bit. She eventually told him where it was    but not before their attempt at romance came off as cheesy,    shock value and just poorly handled. There was no chemistry    between the two, a malady remedied by her true love,    Steve(Chris Pine) Trevor. When Diana told Bruce that she    doubted he knew women like her, it should have been impressive,    butit came off as trite.<\/p>\n<p>    Snyders DCEU debutgot really weird when Zods Kryptonian    army came down to Earth to find the Codex (a repository that    stored the DNA of Kryptons citizens for genetic engineering).    They headed straight to Smallville to go after Clarks mom,    Martha Kent, and actually got physical with her.  <\/p>\n<p>    When they asked her for it, there was a really dumb moment    where she looked over at the barn and then suddenly, they    assumed it was there. What Faora jumped to find was Clarks    stowaway ship. Apparently, Kryptonians had built-in lie    detectors. Also, Martha gave in way too easily, as opposed to    Pa, who died in a freaking tornado  this family needs some    consistency of message! Overall, this just points to    howpoorly-written and shoddily executed the conflict in    the movie ended up being; spectacular visually, sure, but    absolutely zero nuance.In a movie this huge, this    important, thats just embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p>    When the Suicide Squad was finally greenlit to go off on their    mission to stop the Enchantress, the DCEU really screwed the    pooch when they focused way too long on over-sexualizing Harley    Quinn as she got into her gear. From her skimpy clothes to    close-up shots of herbody, was it necessary to treat her    like a piece of ass rather than abadass?  <\/p>\n<p>    We understand that in the comics, and even the cartoons at    times, she was sexually objectified (and used that as a weapon    in her arsenal), but in this film, Harley was in minimal    clothing throughout. We get it  shes sexy and barely-clothed.    That has arguably become part of her character, but it    beingthisgratuitous just felt contrived    and gross.<\/p>\n<p>    Now, this kiss wasnt a mind-wiping fail as with Superman    II. No, this was on a whole new level. After Lois helped    send Zods minions back to the Phantom Zone, Superman rescued    her and they had to struggle to reach ground zero. They did and    got wrapped up in a long, passionate kiss.  <\/p>\n<p>    What makes this dumb? Well, for starters the Daily Planet    employees, including Perry White, saw this which meant that    when Clark arrived with his glasses later on, and Lois moved in    with him, it wouldnt take an investigative mind to realize    that Clark and Superman are one in the same. Secondly,    Supermans making out while buildings are collapsing and people    are dying. And oh yeah, Zods still out there waiting to kill    the rest of humanity. Priorities please, people!<\/p>\n<p>    When it came to BvS, one of the biggest    head-scratchers was with Lex and a politician. The villain was    currying his favor as the likes of Senator Finch werent    playing ball with him. This politician was willing, however, as    Lex indicated that he wanted access to Zods body to study it,    in what would become Doomsday. He also wanted to use the    Kryptonian Genesis Chamber seen in the previous movie.  <\/p>\n<p>    Now, while we appreciate Snyder flipping the concept of Lex and    going for a quirky, eccentric start-up millennial, what    unfolded was kind of sick. Lex slipped a Jolly Rancher in the    mans mouth after indicating it was cherry-flavored. It seemed    to be against the politicians will as he didnt seem to be    enjoyingit. Lex then pushed it in with his own    finger, which he then proceeded to lick. This onetook the    audience a while to process after its collective cringe.<\/p>\n<p>    The finale of the Wonder Woman movie was entertaining    and filled with action but the build-up to this spectacle was    weak. Not to mention that dismal reveal that Sir Patrick    Morgan, who was helping Diana and Steve fight the Nazis, was    actually Ares. Bad dialogue aside, what really left a sour    taste in our mouths was that this segment of the movie felt so    haphazard.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its as if they were rolling along and realized that they    forgot to add in a Snyder-esque climax. This in turn apparently    flicked a switch where they forgot about Ares and decided to    throw him to the most unexpected character in the film. It    didnt work. It was boring, predictable and rushed. This move    felt like they chucked in a major super-powered villain just    for the sake of having one; all style and no substance.<\/p>\n<p>    When things get rough, always have a safe-word. In    BvS, the schoolyard fight had one and it was Martha.    Bruces mother was Martha Wayne and Clarks adoptive one was    Martha Kent so when Lex took her hostage in a complex plot to    get Batman and Superman to brawl, all the alien had to do to    show the Dark Knight he was indeed human was whisper his    mothers name.  <\/p>\n<p>    He did this, urging Bruce to go save her from Lexs clutches. A    moment like this works in the comics but in film, not as much,    especially in the wake of Superman not having a simple    conversation with Batman before the fight to let him know that    she was taken hostage. Batman powering down so quickly had us    chuckling more than anything. Snyder wanted this scene to be    profound and cathartic, but the majority of it felt    heavy-handed and off-putting.  <\/p>\n<p>    Let us know in the comments which DCEU momentsmade    you cringe the most!  <\/p>\n<p>      ShareOn      Facebook    <\/p>\n<p>      Pint It    <\/p>\n<p>      Email    <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Go here to read the rest: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cbr.com\/15-cringiest-moments-in-the-dceu\/\" title=\"15 Times DC Movies Made Us All Cringe - CBR (blog)\">15 Times DC Movies Made Us All Cringe - CBR (blog)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> The DCEU has polarized fans almost since its inception,but hope has been returned in partthanks to the success of Wonder Womanin 2017. 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