{"id":205638,"date":"2017-07-14T05:42:17","date_gmt":"2017-07-14T09:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/for-5500-could-this-1995-ford-f350-crewcab-dually-really-make-america-great-again-jalopnik\/"},"modified":"2017-07-14T05:42:17","modified_gmt":"2017-07-14T09:42:17","slug":"for-5500-could-this-1995-ford-f350-crewcab-dually-really-make-america-great-again-jalopnik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/germ-warfare\/for-5500-could-this-1995-ford-f350-crewcab-dually-really-make-america-great-again-jalopnik\/","title":{"rendered":"For $5500, Could This 1995 Ford F350 Crewcab Dually Really Make America Great Again? &#8211; Jalopnik"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Todays Nice Price or Crack Pipe F350 has a Trump 2016    license plate on its front bumper. It is about the most    stereotypically old school all-American thing you could buy,    but will its price eventually also trump all?  <\/p>\n<p>    Do you remember back when you were a kid, your mom would always    ask if you had washed your hands before dinner? Yes, you in    fact had glanced at the bathroom tap on your way to the table    so you assured her that your hands were whistle clean. She    invariably would call you on the veracity of that assurance,    and upon inspection of your foul mitts would send you back for    an some actual germ warfare using running water and perhaps    even soap.  <\/p>\n<p>    I bring this up simply to point out that not everyones concept    of clean is the same. Thats an important consideration in    light of yesterdays 1981 VW Rabbit Pickup. It was claimed by its    seller to be the cleanest in the Northeast, and while we dont    really have a baseline against which to compare that assertion,    that Caddy was sufficiently jacked up in a number or    waysmissing interior trim, wonky front fender, etc.to make it    seem totally specious.  <\/p>\n<p>    In the end, its cleanliness level couldnt support its $6,999    asking price, and it fell in an overwhelming 88-percent Crack    Pipe loss.  <\/p>\n<p>    And now I think we should wash our hands of the whole matter.  <\/p>\n<p>    Have you ever needed to tow something large, say a commercial    aircraft or perhaps one of the Mount Rushmore heads after    having won it in a game of poker? What exactly would you use to    do so? Well, should such a need arise anytime soon, dont    worry, I got you fam. Check out this 1995 Ford F350 Crew\/Dually which is    not only built to tow, but has pics in its ad showing it doing    just exactly that.  <\/p>\n<p>    What makes this such a good tractor for your trailer? Well,    primarrily its the Navistar 7.3-litre PowerStroke that lives    under the hood that make this a big tow. That 210-bhp\/425 lb-ft    of torque turbo diesel V8 has a rep for getting the job done.    This one is backed up with a five-speed and includes a spate of    updated parts that should keep the truck running for well    beyond its current 260,000 miles. More on that a little later,    however.  <\/p>\n<p>    Aesthetically, theres some evidence of all those miles. The    clear coat is going bye-bye in places, and the ad notes some    old Bondo in the body going bad. On the plus side, it has    running boards you can actually run on, as well as extendable    Chevy trailer mirrors that are so big you could do a    Coachellas-worth of coke off of them. Youll need those to see    past the dually rear fenders.  <\/p>\n<p>    The interior is as lived-in as your favorite pair of old blue    jeans, and this being a Centurion conversion means it comes    with an overhead CB radio and some other niceties. I    particularly like the neckers knob on the wheel.  <\/p>\n<p>    As far as the towing goes, theres a set of rails for a fifth    wheel bogie in the bed, as well as a hidden gooseneck and a    standard ball out back. The toolbox shown in a couple of the    pics is not included unfortunately, but you do get a clean    Florida title.  <\/p>\n<p>    So far youre in love, right? Well, youll need to know this    trucks foibles before you can fully commit. The seller notes    that the engine is running a little rough, and is smoking    intermittently. Hell, at least its not vaping.  <\/p>\n<p>    The real issue seems to be the transmission, which apparently    is suffering a failure on the third gear synchro. That or a    clutch, the sellers not sure, and according to the ad hes    just so done working on the truck. Oh, and that seller seems to    really like Trump, so if you dont be prepared to deal with    that when negotiating.  <\/p>\n<p>    Okay, so weve got a pretty unique deal herea Centurion F350    thats kitted to kill it when it comes to the towing    competition. Yes it needs some workor acceptance of its    inherent foibles just like your mom did of youbut overall it    seems drivable and ready for modest action. The price is $5,500    which seems mechanics special range, but which well now    need to square with the trucks description. What do you think,    is this F350 worth that kind of scratch? Or, does that price    just not tow the line?  <\/p>\n<p>    You decide!  <\/p>\n<p>    Spokane, WA Craigslist, or go here if the ad disappears.  <\/p>\n<p>    Help me out with NPOCP. Click here to send a me a    fixed-price tip, and remember to include your Kinja handle.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Go here to see the original: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/for-5-500-could-this-1995-ford-f350-crewcab-dually-re-1796805988\" title=\"For $5500, Could This 1995 Ford F350 Crewcab Dually Really Make America Great Again? - Jalopnik\">For $5500, Could This 1995 Ford F350 Crewcab Dually Really Make America Great Again? - Jalopnik<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Todays Nice Price or Crack Pipe F350 has a Trump 2016 license plate on its front bumper. It is about the most stereotypically old school all-American thing you could buy, but will its price eventually also trump all <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/germ-warfare\/for-5500-could-this-1995-ford-f350-crewcab-dually-really-make-america-great-again-jalopnik\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187834],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-germ-warfare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205638"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}