{"id":205080,"date":"2017-07-12T11:50:33","date_gmt":"2017-07-12T15:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/the-dogcharmer-shes-a-menace-marthas-vineyard-times\/"},"modified":"2017-07-12T11:50:33","modified_gmt":"2017-07-12T15:50:33","slug":"the-dogcharmer-shes-a-menace-marthas-vineyard-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/politically-incorrect\/the-dogcharmer-shes-a-menace-marthas-vineyard-times\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dogcharmer: She&#8217;s a menace &#8211; Martha&#8217;s Vineyard Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Hello Tom, I could really    use your expertise. I have an extremely fearful dog who is    highly aggressive. Over the course of four years Ive tried    everything with her from training to Prozac, and nothing seems    to work. She is loving to my husband and me, but a menace to    everyone else. Can I set up a    consultation with you to see if there is anything we can do to    help her and our quality of life? We call our dog a lawsuit    waiting to happen. One trainer has said that she is    incorrigible, and will always be unpredictable. But she is so    loving with us, I keep hoping that is not the case. We love her    and consider her a member of the family, but we are really at    our wits end. Can you help? Best,    Nancy    Dear readers, Once again    Im going to be politically incorrect here  Im not an    all-rewards trainer.  <\/p>\n<p>    I met this dog a couple of weeks ago. Ill call this dog    LW (lawsuit waiting). Nancy (name changed to protect anonymity)    told me that over the years, she spent quite a bit of money in    hiring five different trainers, including the trainer who    worked with then President Obamas dog. To no avail. When    guests came to Nancys house, LW was either locked in another    room or constrained by a leash that Nancy held closely until    everyone left. LW was muzzled the whole time, and the guests    were given a list of dos and donts to try to prevent enraging    LW. They were told to try to avoid raising their voices, making    sudden movements, moving about too quickly, etc.  <\/p>\n<p>    Upon hearing this, I did manage to refrain from asking if    the dog owned the house and paid the mortgage. When I asked    what kind of corrections LW had received between the five    trainers over the years, I was told ,None.    Never? I asked. Never.  <\/p>\n<p>    LW is a 20-pound mixed breed. When I entered the house    and sat down at the dining room table, LW was behind a closed    door wearing her muzzle and dragging a leash on her collar. The    noises she made behind the closed door made it clear that she    felt that she needed to kill the stranger in the house. I told    Nancy to just open the door and say nothing as LW reacted to my    presence. Ive orchestrated this type of meeting with    territorially aggressive 90-pound dogs many times over the    years. In my experience, already being in the house when the    dog enters the room, as opposed to crossing the threshold into    the dogs face eliminates 80 percent of most dogs territorial    aggression.  <\/p>\n<p>    All I can say here is, thank goodness this dog only    weighed 20 pounds. I would have lost an awful lot of blood by    the time I could get to the leash if not for the muzzle. She    nailed me multiple times with the ferocity of a wolverine by    the time I could pick up the leash to take control. Then, in    between her leaps as high as my waist trying to bite me, I    snapped the leash sharply while saying Uh-uh, at which point    I think LW was totally shocked by the audacity of somebody    actually causing her real discomfort for her aggression. The    look on her face was almost comical  she seemed stunned, but    it only lasted a couple of seconds before I read another attack    coming. So I corrected the thought with another Uh-uh leash    snap. The aggression drained out of her like the water in a    sink when the plug is pulled.  <\/p>\n<p>    I then stepped back the length of the leash and called    her to come. She didnt move, and gave me a look that said,    Youre kidding, right? So I said, LW, you can do it hard, or    you can do it soft, but youre going to do it! and using the    leash, I dragged her to me. When she arrived I offered her a    piece of baloney through the basket muzzle, and to my surprise,    she took it.  <\/p>\n<p>    Thats not a frightened dog. A truly scared dog wouldnt    take filet mignon from the Square Rigger. After I called her to    come several times, she realized that she might as well do it    soft rather than hard, cooperate instead of being dragged, and    although begrudgingly, she did come, sat, and took the treat.    When I looked over at Nancy, her face was streaked with tears    as she exhaled, I cant believe it!  <\/p>\n<p>    Moral of the story, for two-leggeds and four-leggeds:    When doers engage in bad behaviors that result in unwanted,    unpleasant consequences, bad behaviors can be    extinguished.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Dogcharmer  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Got a question for the Dogcharmer? Write him    at <a href=\"mailto:dogsrshelby@msn.com\">dogsrshelby@msn.com<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read this article:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mvtimes.com\/2017\/07\/12\/dogcharmer-shes-menace\/\" title=\"The Dogcharmer: She's a menace - Martha's Vineyard Times\">The Dogcharmer: She's a menace - Martha's Vineyard Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Hello Tom, I could really use your expertise.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/politically-incorrect\/the-dogcharmer-shes-a-menace-marthas-vineyard-times\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politically-incorrect"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}