{"id":205047,"date":"2017-07-11T22:37:56","date_gmt":"2017-07-12T02:37:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/the-progressive-liberal-won-but-still-ended-up-in-a-diaper-deadspin\/"},"modified":"2017-07-11T22:37:56","modified_gmt":"2017-07-12T02:37:56","slug":"the-progressive-liberal-won-but-still-ended-up-in-a-diaper-deadspin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/liberal\/the-progressive-liberal-won-but-still-ended-up-in-a-diaper-deadspin\/","title":{"rendered":"The &quot;Progressive Liberal&quot; Won But Still Ended Up In A Diaper &#8211; Deadspin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    CAMPTON, Ky.Americas biggest wrestling event    took place in a high school gym. It was the main event, a    crybaby match between Kyle Maggard and the Progressive Liberal Dan Richards, who    has hit upon the perfect heel gimmick for this time and this    country, and especially this county.  <\/p>\n<p>    Wolfe County lies in the heart of Kentuckys Eastern Coalfield    and shares a border with Breathitt County, where Hillbilly    Elegy author J.D. Vance visited relatives in his youth.    Kim Davis, the Rowan County clerk famous foramong other    thingsrunning up significant legal bills, calls eastern    Kentucky home. Wolfe County is, to put it plainly, the sticks.  <\/p>\n<p>    Eastern Kentucky has long relied on the coal industry for    gainful employment, but over the years, coal jobs have    vanished, leaving behind persistent poverty, obesity, and    illiteracy. According to the Q1 2017 Kentucky Quarterly Coal    Report, zero mines are currently operating in Wolfe County, and    eastern Kentucky coal mines decreased total employment    by 178 jobs, a 4.6 percent drop from the fourth quarter of    2016. Wolfe County is not the poorest county in the    state (that distinction belongs to Owsley County, two counties    away) but possesses a per capita income of $13,901.  <\/p>\n<p>    Coal is the primary issue, not healthcare, a wrestling fan in    attendance named Shirley told me. Because without the coal,    people cant support their families. Without the coal, they    cant pay their Medicaid bill. Its hard times.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its what we live by, is coal, said Raymond, another    spectator taking in the nights matches because he was just    looking for something to do.  <\/p>\n<p>    Ring announcer Nathan Lyttle said eastern Kentuckians have an    inveterate optimism in two core facets of their lives. Family    and coal; thats all it is, he said.  <\/p>\n<p>    Richards, who uses these issues as fodder to draw heat (a    positive or negative reaction from the crowd, though just take    a guess which he gets), and Appalachian Mountain Wrestling    booker Beau James know exactly how important it is to just    about everyone at AMW shows.<\/p>\n<p>    Coal is not a job; its a way of life, James said. Its a    tradition. Its a heritage. Its an Appalachian institution.    When Dan says something about coal, people take it as, Hes    talking about my grandad. Hes talking about my dad. Hes    talking about me.  <\/p>\n<p>    I think [the issue of] healthcare is a little too specific for    people in eastern Kentucky, Richards added.  <\/p>\n<p>    So when a Progressive Liberal chides the Appalachian crowds for    continually voting against your own interests and stating    matter-of-factly that [politicians] arent going to bring your    jobs back, the people reflect for a moment about their    unemployed spouse, their past-due medical bills, or whether    there will be food on the table next week, and boo him. Loudly.  <\/p>\n<p>    In the air-conditioned gym, the lights shone yellow upon the    ring and the reporters and camerapeople from CNN, BBC, Vice,    and local NBC affiliates. Lingering in the shadows were worn    bleachers and a makeshift weight room; numerous banners    signifying Wolfe Countys basketball prowess hung overhead. In    the middle of it all, the reason many suddenly cared about the    intricacies of Appalachian indie wrestling wore a blue Oxford    shirt and khakis, and embraced his newfound fame by taking on a    series of interviews before the show started.<\/p>\n<p>    I think its going to lead to more opportunity, Richards said    of his swift rise to stardom. He was pragmatic about the    possibilities, but hopeful too. Of course I have aspirations    to go to WWE. Would I love to be a big star for them? Of    course. I also recognize Im 37. [But Im] sure my name has    come across their desk or their ears.  <\/p>\n<p>    As the crowd of 125 filled the bleachers, Richards quietly    retired to the solitude of his improvised dressing roomthe    gyms equipment room, underneath the bleachers. It was clear    that the hectic week, filled with camera crews and phone    interviews, had taken a toll. Though the gate might not have    fluctuated, Richards would now be performing for broadcasts    that would be seen by people all over the worldand hed be the    star of the show. Quite often, Im not the main event,    Richards admitted.  <\/p>\n<p>    Richards had become a star after media outletsincluding    this onelearned of his shtick, which is    clever and particularly relevant, but not necessarily over the    top. Instead of a conservative acting as a parody of what he    believed liberals to be like, here is an actual self-proclaimed    Democrat merely exaggerating his politics in an area of the    country that isnt particularly receptive. This microcosm is    fascinating to people who otherwise wouldnt care about the    industry; Richards is a heel whose gimmick can survive as long    as the material is fresh, and theres no reason to think itll    go stale any time soon.<\/p>\n<p>    The cozy spectacle of the nights earlier matches was    complemented by homemade cupcakes and Ale-8-Ones. Then, it was    time for the main event: Richards vs. Maggard, in which the    loser would have to wear a diaper and drink from a babys    bottle. As Richards emerged wearing his signature T-shirt    covered with prints of Hillary Clintons face, he was met with    a chorus of boos, taunts, and jeers, mostly from children.    Killary! Killary! they chanted in unison.<\/p>\n<p>    About a minute in, Richards began to bleed from his nose, and    due to state regulations, the match had to be suspended until    he could staunch the bleeding. According to Lyttle, one kid    screamed, Is that Hillarys abortion blood? Lyttle lambasted    the childrens parents for the remark.<\/p>\n<p>    After Richards resumed the match, a wad of spit from the mouth    of a ringside spectator sailed through the air in the direction    of the Progressive Liberal. Richards, ever the heel, spit back.    (Lyttle said he was appalled that anyone would spit in the    first place.)<\/p>\n<p>    The match pushed the turnbuckles and ropes to their maximum    capacity, or so it sounded. Richards seized control after    another wrestler, Misty James, distracted the referee and    interfered, and amidst the crescendo of boos, the Progressive    Liberal unleashed his finisher, a cross-arm neckbreaker he    calls the Liberal Agenda, and pinned Maggard. The match was    over. A liberal had won in coal country, and the conservative    had to suck on a bottle of room-temperature milk and put on a    diaper.  <\/p>\n<p>    In wrestling and in politics, there is no real high road; the    lasting victories tend to belong to whoever can go lower. The    crowd wanted to see the Progressive Liberal humiliated, and    they got what they came for. As seen in the video above,    Maggard called himself a man of my word, briefly griped to    the official about his opponents dirty tactics (which was    technically true), took a tiny sip of the bottle, and spit it    out. As the oblivious Richards gloated and taunted the crowd,    Maggard forced the bottle to his mouth and knocked him to the    mat.<\/p>\n<p>    The wrestler Richards pejoratively called Fox News Maggot    made his foe put on the diaper, even if it was just for a brief    moment before Richardss allies stormed in to beat the stuffing    out of the defeated deplorable. After a brawl that resulted in    the official getting knocked out, a bunch of sullen wrestlers    uninvolved in the original contest stalking around, and a group    of children chanting Rematch! mixed in with incomprehensible    yelling and boos, Richards exited the ring as he tried to    convince a hostile crowd that he was the real winner of the    night. Read as deeply into that scene as youd like.<\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Go here to read the rest:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/deadspin.com\/the-progressive-liberal-won-but-still-ended-up-in-a-d-1796773388\" title=\"The &quot;Progressive Liberal&quot; Won But Still Ended Up In A Diaper - Deadspin\">The &quot;Progressive Liberal&quot; Won But Still Ended Up In A Diaper - Deadspin<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> CAMPTON, Ky.Americas biggest wrestling event took place in a high school gym. It was the main event, a crybaby match between Kyle Maggard and the Progressive Liberal Dan Richards, who has hit upon the perfect heel gimmick for this time and this country, and especially this county. Wolfe County lies in the heart of Kentuckys Eastern Coalfield and shares a border with Breathitt County, where Hillbilly Elegy author J.D <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/liberal\/the-progressive-liberal-won-but-still-ended-up-in-a-diaper-deadspin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187824],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205047"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}