{"id":204167,"date":"2017-07-08T03:41:25","date_gmt":"2017-07-08T07:41:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/this-story-of-a-man-and-the-sex-doll-he-calls-the-love-of-his-life-is-the-creepiest-shit-youll-read-today-complex\/"},"modified":"2017-07-08T03:41:25","modified_gmt":"2017-07-08T07:41:25","slug":"this-story-of-a-man-and-the-sex-doll-he-calls-the-love-of-his-life-is-the-creepiest-shit-youll-read-today-complex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/post-human\/this-story-of-a-man-and-the-sex-doll-he-calls-the-love-of-his-life-is-the-creepiest-shit-youll-read-today-complex\/","title":{"rendered":"This Story of a Man and the Sex Doll He Calls the Love of His Life is the Creepiest Shit You&#8217;ll Read Today &#8211; Complex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    You've heard this one before. It's a classic tale of     romance, really. Your biological parents, presumably one of    which is a     sex robotand\/or doll sent back in time from the year    2030 to put their simulated procreation abilities to good use,    have probably told you a similar version of this story a    million times. Boy meets robot, robot moves in with family, and    everyone lives synthetically ever after.  <\/p>\n<p>    Anyway, just in case your heart needs further warming this    Friday, let's meetMasayuki    Ozaki of Tokyo, who     told AFP in a recent interview    that a sex doll namedMayu is, no exaggeration here, the    \"love of his life.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    The dollalong with three othersreside with Ozaki in the same    house he shares with his wife and teen daughter. \"Even when    things don't go well at work or even if I had a bad day, I feel    safe knowing that shes always awake, waiting for    me,\"Ozaki said, seemingly unaware of the immediate    existential quandaryhe was likely thrusting viewers into    upon hearing such comments about a doll.  <\/p>\n<p>    But there's more, so prepare thy heart.Ozaki,     described by AFP as a 45-year-old physiotherapist,    said it was \"love at first sight\" when he spotted Mayu in the    showroom. \"After my wife gave birth we stopped having sex and I    felt a deep sense of loneliness,\" he said. Now, he takes Mayu    on wheelchair-assisted dates. Sex dolls, miraculously, are    unable to walk around. Probably because they're dolls.  <\/p>\n<p>    Speaking of not being alive, Ozaki is already making plans to    bring Mayu and the other dolls with him for some post-existence    hangouts. \"In Japan, people are cremated,\" he explained, \"but    I'm told I wouldn't be allowed to be cremated with them.\"    Bummer. Instead, he's considering just getting buried with all    four dolls, as one does.  <\/p>\n<p>    These particular silicone dolls run about $6,000 and move    around 2000 units a year. In other words, jump right    into the nightmare of post-human dystopia. The water's    warm!  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Visit link:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.complex.com\/life\/2017\/07\/story-of-man-sex-doll-love-of-his-life-creepiest-thing-you-read-today\" title=\"This Story of a Man and the Sex Doll He Calls the Love of His Life is the Creepiest Shit You'll Read Today - Complex\">This Story of a Man and the Sex Doll He Calls the Love of His Life is the Creepiest Shit You'll Read Today - Complex<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> You've heard this one before. It's a classic tale of romance, really. Your biological parents, presumably one of which is a sex robotand\/or doll sent back in time from the year 2030 to put their simulated procreation abilities to good use, have probably told you a similar version of this story a million times.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/post-human\/this-story-of-a-man-and-the-sex-doll-he-calls-the-love-of-his-life-is-the-creepiest-shit-youll-read-today-complex\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-post-human"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=204167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=204167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}