{"id":203927,"date":"2017-07-07T01:42:21","date_gmt":"2017-07-07T05:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/shortcuts-delusions-were-all-gonna-die-being-libertarian-satire\/"},"modified":"2017-07-07T01:42:21","modified_gmt":"2017-07-07T05:42:21","slug":"shortcuts-delusions-were-all-gonna-die-being-libertarian-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/libertarianism\/shortcuts-delusions-were-all-gonna-die-being-libertarian-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"Shortcuts &amp; Delusions: We&#8217;re All Gonna Die! &#8211; Being Libertarian (satire)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Within the past week, Ive had a drastic and sudden change of    heart regarding my political ideology. For years, I considered    myself a Thoreauvian Minarchist, a term I made up to reflect    the influence Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Thoreau had    on my libertarianism. My ideology, until my recent conversion,    can be summed up as a melding of the Founding Fathers    rationale for the formulation of government, as can be found in    The Federalist Papers, with the self-reliance and    spirituality of Transcendentalism.  <\/p>\n<p>    As Emerson and Thoreau would say, I am still following my own    genius, but it has led me into a new ideological realm: modern    progressivism.  <\/p>\n<p>    First, a little background. In my extended family, my    grandparents and most of my aunts and uncles are conservatives,    whereas my cousins are mostly liberals. My mother is not very    political, but she could be described as right-of-center, and    my father is a Reagan Republican. My extended family is quite    large, and we would often discuss politics at reunions. I pride    myself in understanding and appreciating both left and right    sides of an issue, though I typically agreed with the more    conservative side; I was more or less a conservative for a long    time, but became disillusioned when the size of government    never shrunk when the GOP held the reins of government and    studied, and then embraced, libertarianism.  <\/p>\n<p>    However, I am jumping ship yet again. The recent political    strife over repealing and replacing Obamacare has enlightened    me to a fact heretofore unknown to me. In 2010, I was very much    against the imposition of Obamacare, but in recent weeks    Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren has warned that if    Obamacare is repealed, people will die.  <\/p>\n<p>    I took a few philosophy classes in college, one of which    centered on logic. By applying a critical lens to what Warren    has claimed, I realized that if Obamacare is not    repealed, people will not die. I may be an outlier,    but I do not want to die. I eat healthy, exercise regularly,    and am risk-adverse to the point of not engaging in any sport    or activity that requires a helmet, I dont attend Scottish    soccer matches, and I drive well below the speed limit, often    with my four-ways flashing.  <\/p>\n<p>    There is nothing wrong with changing a position upon the    availability of new information. I was very critical of    Obamacare upon its passage and implementation, but upon    learning that Obamacare is a source of immortality, I am now    one of its staunchest supporters.  <\/p>\n<p>    ***  <\/p>\n<p>    When I first started seeing all these ads and interviews about    people dying, I thought, Im pretty sure everyone dies    eventually. Sadly, Im not as eloquent as one of my favorite    writers.  <\/p>\n<p>    Ernest Hemingway has a few good quotes about death. From A    Farewell to Arms, his novel about a double-amputee: The    world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the    broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills    the very good and the very gentle and the very brave    impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will    kill you too but there will be no special hurry. But you will    receive good treatment if cared for by doctors subsidized by    the state.  <\/p>\n<p>    From his essay titled, Notes on the Next War: They wrote in    the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for ones    country. But in modern war there is nothing sweet nor fitting    in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason. But    if you do not die on the battlefield, rest assured Veterans    Affairs will neglect you and you will perish in a waiting room    from an infection caused by a routine hip replacement.  <\/p>\n<p>    Another from a letter he wrote to his family when he was 19:    And how much better to die in all the happy period of    undisillusioned youth, to go out in a blaze of light, than to    have your body worn out and old and illusions shattered. And it    is most preferable for death to come while protesting on a    college campus some conservative bastards right to free    speech.  <\/p>\n<p>    The one I relate to the most is from my favorite short story    Hem wrote, Indian Camp:  <\/p>\n<p>    ***  <\/p>\n<p>    Democrats\/liberals\/progressives\/hippy douchebags, whatever you    want to call them, fancy themselves as fighting for the    vulnerable. To them, everyone who isnt part of the 1% are the    unwashed masses littering 19th century Parisian streets. They    act as though they are champions of the poor and destitute,    protecting them from the indifferent landed gentry riding in    their horse drawn coaches trampling beggars underfoot. And yes,    I will confirm for those of you suspecting, that I just watched    Les Misrables, which stars Wolverine, Jor-El, and    Catwoman.  <\/p>\n<p>    Democrats fancy themselves pro-science (jurys still out on    that one), but they are definitely not pro-math, and I daresay    they are not pro-reality. They piss and moan that if Trumpcare    passes and envelopes Obamacare, proposed Medicaid cuts (which    are just reductions in projected annual increases) would lead    to poor and middle class Americans dying in the streets.  <\/p>\n<p>    Forgive me for changing metaphors midstream, but if you desired    to keep a vulnerable people afloat, as well as add to their    numbers, and were capable of logic, you might try to renovate    the ship so it could accommodate more passengers, or design and    build a new and improved ship. You wouldnt put more passengers    aboard an already sinking ship, would you?  <\/p>\n<p>    National Review writers state,     Medicaid is really the low-hanging fruit of the entitlement    wars. If Congress cant reform Medicaid, how can it ever be    expected to make changes to Social Security and Medicare, which    have wider and more powerful constituencies? &        Arkansas is taking significant steps toward reversing    Obamacares devastating impact. Other expansion states should    take note. Mises.org ran an article stating, Believe    it or not, the data suggest that if anything, ObamaCare    actually caused more Americans to die and at the    Federalist, [R]esearch has shown that being on    Medicaid     produces no better health outcomes than being uninsured.  <\/p>\n<p>    I never would have allowed him to treat me if he wasnt also    suffering from cancer, dear old dad said. How could I trust    him to know how to properly provide treatment? From years and    years of medical school and practice? Are you nuts?!  <\/p>\n<p>    ***  <\/p>\n<p>    And thats the way it is, as far as you know.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Image: Fox News  <\/p>\n<p>      This post was written by Dillon Eliassen.    <\/p>\n<p>      The views expressed here belong to the author and do not      necessarily reflect our views and opinions.    <\/p>\n<p>            Dillon Eliassen is the Managing Editor of Being            Libertarian. Dillon works in the sales department of a            privately owned small company. He holds a BA in            Journalism & Creative Writing from Lyndon State            College, and needs only to complete his thesis for his            Masters of English from Montclair State University            (something which his accomplished and beautiful wife,            Alice, is continually pestering him about). He is the            author of The Apathetic, available at Amazon.com. He is            a self-described Thoreauvian Minarchist.          <\/p>\n<p>      Like Loading...    <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read the original here:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/beinglibertarian.com\/shortcuts-delusions-gonna-die\/\" title=\"Shortcuts &amp; Delusions: We're All Gonna Die! - Being Libertarian (satire)\">Shortcuts &amp; Delusions: We're All Gonna Die! - Being Libertarian (satire)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Within the past week, Ive had a drastic and sudden change of heart regarding my political ideology. For years, I considered myself a Thoreauvian Minarchist, a term I made up to reflect the influence Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Thoreau had on my libertarianism. 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